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ChocoTaco
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May 18, 2013 7:46pm UTC

"A bird sitting on a tree
Is never afraid of the branch breaking
because her trust is not on the branch
But on its own wings"
>>Always believe in yourself<<

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Hale_Storm18
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May 19, 2013 2:09pm UTC

I actually have fashion taste that is completely different from what I actually
wear, but I don't have enough confidence to wear what I really want to wear.

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Hale_Storm18
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May 19, 2013 2:45pm UTC

Fake awkward: Oh my gosh hey! I'm awkward! *cute little giggle* No! Oh my gosh! I'm so cute, I'm awkward! Wow, awkwardness is so cute!
Real awkward: Hopefully they aren't looking at me. Please don't talk to me. Why is everyone staring at me? Am I dressed right? What's wrong with me? Is there something on my face? Wait, is someone walking towards me? *starts shaking* Did I do something wrong? Please don't try to talk to me.

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DontGetYourHopesUp
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May 18, 2013 11:00am UTC

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best friend's boyfriend
| prologue | ♥ | ♥ | ♥ |
There’s something calming about being outside right before a massive storm hits. The dark gray clouds blanket the sky only to be lit up every now and then by a strike of lightening, captioned by the loud rumbles of thunder. The warm air swirls around you, picking up the leaves and dirt in its path, carrying them out effortlessly. The trees sway and branches get tangled as animals try to take cover before it’s too late. You feel small drops of rain tapping the surface of your skin as a warning, but you still stay in the comforting atmosphere of the disaster waiting to happen, because oddly enough, you feel secure. You have every sign shouting at you to get the hell out. Yet you stay.
That’s how I felt when I started hooking up with my best friend’s boyfriend. I knew it was wrong. I knew I shouldn’t have. I knew it would hurt her. But I did it anyway.
It didn’t start out this way- I promise. I was just feeling so left out and forgotten. When I was alone with him, he made me feel like the most important person in the world compared to how awful Kelli had been treating me since they started dating. I knew it was wrong, but without realizing it, Cody helped me to see why this wasn’t as bad as it seemed.
She wasn’t a good friend to me. Well, not when she was dating Cody at least. Sometimes Kelli Carson was the best friend anyone could ever hope for. But this all stopped once she found hope and happiness through Cody Hayes, her oh so perfect boyfriend that she’d never shut up about. And suddenly, as if our seven years of friendship never happened, I had no one. We were still friends, but she wasn’t the same Kelli Carson I’d become friends with in fourth grade.
Although both of us had a good amount of friends, we were our best selves when we were together, and I think that’s because we both found someone who completely understood us. We were sarcastic- not mean. We were broken- not attention seeking. We needed reassurance- not pity. We were lonely- not alone. We did everything together, and although she wouldn’t admit it, she was willing to give up our friendship for him.
She knew how much I needed her, but she still left me despite knowing the broken state I was in. Now that she was gone, I needed someone to help me feel less alone; someone who understood me. And that someone, just so happened to be Cody.
There were a lot of things Kelli Carson would never admit:
1) She was the weaker of the two in our friendship. We treated each other equally, but others treated me higher than they did her. But hey, if you act like you’re in control in a confident, totally non-stuck up b.itch manner, people will treat you better. It also helps to be pretty.
2) If someone mentioned her name, you wouldn’t know who she was until you mentioned my name, Brooke Cooper. Then you’d go, “oh! That pretty brunette with long dark hair and shining dark eyes to match who’s always with Brooke? Now I know.”
3) Boys liked me better. It’s funny, because she’s the one with the boyfriend and I’m still single. But there was no denying this one. The number of guys I’d hooked up with compared to hers spoke for themselves.
Kelli and I had been through a lot. Seven years of acting like this without one single fight. And I know she was willing to change everything so she could be on top, but that's not how things worked. Ditching me for a boy, Kel? Cute. Ignoring anything I have to say if it doesn’t have anything to do with Cody? Adorbs. Acting like you don’t need me? Ha! Acting like you’re better than me? Now Kel, you know that’s not true.
I was willing to keep everything the same, which is why I felt bad when I started hooking up with Cody. But you know what, Kel? He was there for me when you weren’t. You can try acting like you’re still the best friend you used to be, but you’re not fooling anyone. You think I’m not going to notice you being a s.hitty friend? You know me better than to think I’ll put up with anyone’s bulls.hit. I didn’t want to resort to this Kelli, I knew the mess it would make. But you left me when I needed you most. You’re the one who turned this friendship into a competition. And I’ll keep this whole “no don’t worry, we’re still best friends even though you know we’re not” charade going as long as you do.
One word of advice? Don’t start a war with someone who can fight harder.
Game on, girl.

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BravoSierra
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May 8, 2013 12:50pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
That awkward moment
when you make eye contact with someone through the little crack in the bathroom stall.

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Hale_Storm18
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May 5, 2013 1:56am UTC

What if Jamie Lee Curtis and Lindsey Lohan never switched back bodies
and Jamie Lee Curtis is just going insane while Lindsey Lohan is just eating Activia.

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Hale_Storm18
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May 5, 2013 4:34pm UTC

Once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her
mom and her mom said, "I'm on my way. Traffic is just slow." and my friend said, "Mom, I called the house phone."

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BravoSierra
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May 2, 2013 1:01pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
I want my cat to be a rapper.
so I named him Wiska Lifa.

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Hale_Storm18
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April 28, 2013 4:59pm UTC

How to be a heartbreaker
1) You gotta have fun. But, baby, when you're done you gotta be the first to run
2) Don't get attached to someone you could lose
3) Wear your heart on your cheek. But never on your sleeve unless you want to taste defeat
4) Gotta be looking pure. Kiss him goodbye at the door and leave him wanting more

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Hale_Storm18
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April 25, 2013 5:18pm UTC

CNN Reporter: *During manhunt in MA* I'm here in Watertown, Massachusetts. As you can see, the streets are empty. It looks like a bomb went off.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: Well, it tends to look that way.
Me:
Me:
Me: When two bombs go off.

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jimmy365
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April 22, 2013 11:11pm UTC

one time
i was at my friend’s house while her sister was getting arrested and 3 cops walk into the house one checks all the rooms and when he looks in the first bathroom there i am sitting on the toilet seat in south park boxers shaving my legs and we just lock eyes and i just kinda freeze and after like 4 seconds of absolute silence i’m like “…what seems to be the problem officer” and he shut the door on me
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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f0r3v3rm0r3x3
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June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC

We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
"I like your eyes."
One day, I was playing basketball,
waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
Suddenly, I got a phone call.
It was her mom. She was in a panic.
I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
"Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
I had no clue what happened,
so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
Then I saw her, Kelsey.
My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
"Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
the main source of blood coming from her head.
I went to the hospital that night,
I went every night.
in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
It was all my fault.
If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
she wouldn't be going through this.
It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
"Kelsey?" I called.
She wasn't quite awake yet.
Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
I did, for a few hours.
One of the doctors finally came out saying,
"I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
"Yes," I whispered.
He bit his lip.
"She woke up, she's fine,
but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
"Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
"I'm afraid so."
I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
"You can go see her if you want,
but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
I walked in, trembling in horror.
I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
"I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

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KT_143
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April 22, 2013 4:42pm UTC

11 Ways to Flirt with Boys
1.) Hide from your crush whenever they are near. This adds mystery to your blossoming relationship. If your crush spots you hiding, yelp and run. But run in a sassy, sexy, playful manner. Crying is okay, but only if it’s sexy crying.
2.) Ask to borrow a pencil. Then use the pencil to write, “I own bras. Not kidding,” on a sheet of paper. Then casually point to the phrase with the borrowed pencil. Wink with both eyes!
3.) To flirt in a crowded elevator, lean into your flirt partner and press your nose into his jacket. When he asks what you’re doing, say, “I need to filter out the fart smell. Your jacket smells nice. It’s like anti-fart.”
4.) Ask him questions. Guys like that. Here are some examples:
What’s your favorite food?
What movie do you really want to see?
Have you ever been to Europe?
Did you know I own real bras?
What are your hobbies?
5.) Guys don’t like being kicked. Don’t kick guys.
6.) Walk up to a handsome stranger, touch his arm, and whisper, “Tag.” Then run to base and await love.
7.) Mention your bra.
8.) Flirting while exercising is easy if you choose the right activity, such as leap frogging.
9.) Flirt with a cashier by buying sexy, sexy things like bras and 50 Shades of Grey. Then give him a thumbs up that lasts 30 seconds.
10.) Flirt by being mean to him until he falls in love with you. This will work. Just keep at it and never be nice. If he cries, it’s a clear sign that it’s working.
11.) Flirt with someone at a bookstore by slapping the book out of their hands and whispering, “Books are word prisons!” Then karate chop the air and saunter away.

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kirajanee16
posted a quote
April 22, 2013 4:42pm UTC

friend: you should've come with us!
me: an invitation might have helped

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Hale_Storm18
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April 16, 2013 3:24pm UTC

On Sunday December 17, 2012, 2 days after the Connecticut shooting,
a man went into a restaurant in San Antonio to kill his ex-girlfriend. After he shot her, most people in the restaurant fled next door to a theater. The gunman followed them and entered the theater so he could shoot more people. He started shooting and people in the theater started running and screaming. It's like the Aurora, Colorado theater story plus a restaurant.
Now aren't you wondering why this isn't a lead story in the national media along with the school shooting?
There was an off duty county deputy at the theater. She pulled out her gun and shot the man 4 times before he had a chance to kill anyone.
So, since this story makes the point that the best thing to stop a bad person with a gun is a good person with a gun, the media is treating it like it never happened.
Only the local media covered it. The city gave her a medal.
Just thought you'd like to know.

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Hale_Storm18
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April 15, 2013 4:28pm UTC

If any of you are in Boston or knows anyone who is currently,
I want you to know that I love you all and stay safe

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