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YouShouldBeThere
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December 13, 2011 8:15pm UTC

Confession #87:
my friends dont know this but i steal their toilet paper. not just when i use it but i take the whole damn roll. and then go and t.p. their house. im a horrible friend
- Anonymous

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ashyyboo
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December 13, 2011 8:16pm UTC

Man: So, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.
^Bwahaha. (:

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Hotchocolate
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December 13, 2011 1:31pm UTC

If he only likes you for your breasts, legs and thighs,
Send him to KFC.

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Sharley69
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December 13, 2011 1:32pm UTC

My friend: "Looks like someone had an extra glass of HATER-ADE today."
Me: No...just..no.

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mickeyme333
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December 13, 2011 1:32pm UTC

Anyone else remember:
"Step on a crack & you'll break you're momma's back!"

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ILoveStarWars
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December 13, 2011 1:38pm UTC

Dad..
Hey what's up?
Gas prices.
Lol,Dad. I mean't what are you doing?
Your mom.
I'm moving out.
nmf.

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MyPrettyLittleSecrets
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December 13, 2011 1:38pm UTC

So what we get drunk
So what we smoke weed
We're just having fun
We don't care who sees.

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lezlie
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December 13, 2011 1:38pm UTC

He comes over and over saying it will be different yet somehow it never is.

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runningfromlions
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December 13, 2011 1:41pm UTC

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dchant3
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December 13, 2011 1:41pm UTC

i don't think i was in love with him.
i think i was in love with the fact that i could actually be
happy for once. ♥

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RedRose
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December 13, 2011 1:46pm UTC

Sometimes I wonder where I've been,
who i am, do i fit in? Make believin’, is hard alone,
O u t h e r e o n m y o w n.
-RedRose format.

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teddy51
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December 13, 2011 1:46pm UTC

we all have one.
that boy who you are completely over
(but you still think about him when you can't sleep)
that boy who you avoid talking to
(but you secretly wish he would text you, just once)
that boy who you say you hate
(but you can't help thinking it's not quite the truth)
that boy who you try not to think about
(but you find yourself wondering if he thinks about you)
nmq

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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elzajns
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December 13, 2011 1:47pm UTC

Happy Birthday Taylor Swift!!!!!
fav if you love her just as much as I do

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audreyann
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December 13, 2011 1:53pm UTC

When you try your best
but you don't succeed
When you get what you want, but not what you need
When you feel so tired, but you can't sleep
Stuck in reverse
And the tears come streaming down your face
When you lose something you can't replace
When you love someone, but it goes to waste
Could it be worse?
Lights will guide you home
And ignite your bones
And I will try to fix you
Format credit: DamnnTaylerx

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