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desultori*
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October 13, 2013 9:42pm UTC

I don't know, I'm just kind of...
broken.

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Dalilaa
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October 13, 2013 9:44pm UTC

» Era un abogado tan tonto que le preguntaron si queria hacerse Testigo de Jehova y respondio diciendo que no habia visto el accidente, pero que todo era negociable.

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flyingbacon7
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October 13, 2013 9:46pm UTC

I try to erase all our memories
But whenever I see you in school
they all come back to me

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SomeoneShouldSayIt
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October 13, 2013 9:47pm UTC

certain songs you cant listen to any more

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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goawayanthony*
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October 13, 2013 9:50pm UTC

Accidentally forgetting your headphones at home is like accidentally leaving your first-born child at the gates of hell.

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britany*
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October 13, 2013 9:54pm UTC

I want your heart baby,
straight, no chaser, I
wanna feel it in my head
WHEN I WAKE UP
Please don't remove this!

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goawayanthony*
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October 13, 2013 9:54pm UTC

My first instinct when I see an animal is to say "hello" but my first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.

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SarahCouchy33
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October 13, 2013 9:56pm UTC

If a girl likes you, she's not going to tell you.
But you can give her hugs, pick her up unexpectedly.
Give her a flower and a smile.
Hold her hand and twirl her around.
Squeeze her so tight and refuse to let her go until she says,"i love you".
And trust me, she might not tell you, but she'll sure as héll show it.

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goawayanthony*
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October 13, 2013 9:58pm UTC

Who wants to just give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me

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twistedlovexox
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October 13, 2013 10:00pm UTC

I kinda need a hero
Is it you?

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flyingbacon7
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October 13, 2013 9:58pm UTC

I am going to smile
Why?
Because I can

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GO2HELL
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October 13, 2013 10:00pm UTC

The only thing better then pitbulls is...
Money
Power
Love
Family
Dora
Donuts
More pitbulls

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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awesomeness...*
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October 13, 2013 10:22pm UTC

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
Why did she go to the other side? To go to the bar.
Why did she go to the bar? To go to the toilet.
Why did she go to the toilet? Because that's where all the c0cks hang out.

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Tuggles2
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October 13, 2013 10:25pm UTC

Judge me
& i'll prove you wrong.
Tell me what to do
& i'll tell you off.
Say im not worth it & watch where i end up.
Call me a b***h and ill show you one.
call me crazy
but you really have no idea!

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KassieKiss
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October 13, 2013 10:26pm UTC

The monsters are no longer under your bed love, there in your head...

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paigexoxo
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October 13, 2013 4:14pm UTC

You Say Your My Friend Then You Stab Me In The Back.

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gab*
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October 13, 2013 9:47pm UTC

I HATE those stupid HUGE WAVES of self hatred i get sometimes, where i hate my FACE, my HAIR, my PERSONALITY, and EVERYTHING ELSE THAT REGARDS MYSELF, and i just want to be absolutely anyone else but ME.

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jennyracinggirl
posted a quote
October 13, 2013 4:55pm UTC

so now I guess
This is where we have to stand
Did you regret
Ever holding my hand?
Never again
Please don't forget
Don't forget
We had it all
We were just about to fall
Even more in love
Than we were before
I won't forget
I won't forget
About us

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