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Primadonna*
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July 14, 2013 2:02am UTC

guy: do you use bandages when you're on your period?
me: do you use zip lock bags as c0ndoms?

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_superwhitegirlproblems
posted a quote
July 18, 2013 8:01pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2404
When you try to be a
b-tch over texting, but you
spell things wrong.
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_superwhitegirlproblems
posted a quote
July 18, 2013 9:06pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2414
When you text a hot
guy "Hey, what's the
homework?" when you
already know, just to talk
to them.
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_superwhitegirlproblems
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July 21, 2013 7:29pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2423
When you put two
different shoes on just to see
which one looks better.
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_superwhitegirlproblems
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 7:45pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2427
Braces.
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_superwhitegirlproblems
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July 21, 2013 7:53pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2428
When all of your
bras are pushups.
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_superwhitegirlproblems
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 8:14pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2430
When a hot boy
hugs your friend, and then
gives you a pity hug.
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_superwhitegirlproblems
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 8:50pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2434
When you look
forward to autumn just so
you can wear leggings and
make it look like you
have a butt.
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_superwhitegirlproblems
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 5:58pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2441
Rolling your gym
shorts to look cuter in gym.
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_superwhitegirlproblems
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 6:19pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2444
When someone
hasn't done their eyebrows
for a while, and you can't
stop staring at the little hairs.
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_superwhitegirlproblems
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July 22, 2013 6:39pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2447
When you have no
idea how, but you somehow
taste your deodorant in
your mouth.
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_superwhitegirlproblems
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 7:59pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2458
"She's probably really
ugly without any makeup."
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_superwhitegirlproblems
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June 1, 2013 1:01am UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2279
When you're in the
bathroom at school and
wait until someone flushes
so you can poop.
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dolph*
posted a quote
June 1, 2013 4:37pm UTC

why is it okay for dogs to poop in public but when i do it someone calls the cops

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inlovewithfinnharries
posted a quote
July 9, 2013 10:53pm UTC

Yahoo! Answers
Resolved Question
My LIFE IS OVER!!! I'm 15?
I was at my crushes house and he was in the bathroom. I really had to go (he only had one washroom) and I didn't want to disturb him. I started to panic. I decided to take a quick poop on his carpet, and I knew for a fact i would clean the second that I was done. So I ended up pooping, then went and grabbed a cloth to clean with. Then he walks in and says "what the **** did you do?" I turned bright red. SUPER embarassed! I made up a bull story on how his dog took a poop on his carpet, but he told me that he didnt have a dog. I ran out of his house, and he deleted me off Facebook, and texted me his carpet cleaning bill...Now I have to see him at school tomorrow, but I'm not gonna go. FML, I'm 15!
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Dafuq did I just read.

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googlelove
posted a quote
July 19, 2013 6:50am UTC

Bye, Witty.
Even though I didn't make a single friend on here, get a top quote,
and no one will notice I left, or even got over10 hearts; I wanna say
a proper goodbye(: I'm starting my freshmen year in September, I
turned 14 last April 4th, and I lost a really good friend latley. So
even though I probably wont be on every day like some of you
awesome wittains out there, I'll mostly just get on every once in a
while. When I am, the quotes will most likely be about what's been
going on. That being said, they wont be the happyiest quotes, or
the funniest ones either. Any wayssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
goodbye(:

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