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1. Paperheartxx
   posted a quote
   September 5, 2011 1:29am UTC
   "Your mother is a ***king e***lorem ipsum***admitum venium***terrgula *** hippopatamus ***republican.*** and Daniel Radcliffe***
   with a bucket of*** in a castle far away where no one can hear you *** soup.***
   with a buceket of *** Mickey Mouse.
   ***and a stick of dynamite.*** magical *** alakazam."
   "Whoaaaa."
   "You must never, ever repeat it. Okay?"
   "We promise sir."
   *later*
   "YOUR MOTHER IS A ***KING ***...."
   fave if you know where this is from(:
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2. zZEverydayImShufflinZz
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   September 4, 2011 6:45pm UTC
   Dear parents,
   Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin
   Snow white lived alone with 7 men
   Pinnochio was a liar
   Robin hood was a thief
   Tarzan walked around without clothes on
   Sleeping Beauty was kissed by a stranger and married him
   Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party
   You cant blame us we were taught to be a rebel since a young age
   
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7. drammagirl322
   posted a quote
   August 19, 2011 8:56pm UTC
   &ijustlove
   how jersey people. say ONE thing funny.
   and everyones repeating it, and it ends up on a shirt in
   a t-shirt shop on the boardwalk!
   
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8. Athenalena
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   August 19, 2011 8:47pm UTC
   When I was in your grade:
   There were nine planets ;)
   And there always will be *_*
   
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9. PakiGirl
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   August 19, 2011 8:46pm UTC
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   Real men like curves,
   only dogs like bones.
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   NMF
   
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10. artie26
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    August 16, 2011 11:37pm UTC
    Giraffes didn't exist until Chuck Norris upper cutted a horse
    
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11. framingimperfections*
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    August 16, 2011 11:32pm UTC
    NO ONE CAN CATCH THE MOTHER F*CKING FOX.
    
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12. Raymatts
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    August 16, 2011 11:29pm UTC
    Fav if you think you're
    never too old
    To make an extra long
    tongue out of an Airhead ;)
    ♥
    nmf
    
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13. Natsuo44
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    August 16, 2011 2:37am UTC
    A Zombie Movie Comes Out 12/21/12...
    Ironic... We're all gonna die xD
    nmf.
    ...btw, I don't believe in 2012 :P
    
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14. elysaxoxo
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    August 16, 2011 2:38am UTC
    Okay ,
    there's a difference between wearing make up and looking like you got Ganged Banged by Crayola.
    -ashleyb&nmf
    
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18. invisibly_shaken
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    August 16, 2011 2:19am UTC
    who else used to;
    pretend you were sleeping in the car
    so your parents would
    -carry you inside ♥
    nmf
    
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19. Natsuo44
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    August 16, 2011 2:20am UTC
    "BOYS!
    We are the
    Boys in Motion!
    We give you our devotion!"
    Who remembers this? ♥
    nmf
    
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20. tylerstarr12
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    August 16, 2011 2:18am UTC
    If you wanna make the world a better place take a look at yourself & make a change.
    - Michael Jackson.
    
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