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zZEverydayImShufflinZz

1. zZEverydayImShufflinZz
   posted a quote
   December 23, 2011 10:04pm UTC
   3 things I’ve Learned in School:
   1: Texting without looking
   2: Sleeping without getting caught
   3: Teamwork on tests
   
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2. zZEverydayImShufflinZz
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   October 20, 2011 5:27pm UTC
   crying isn't a sign of weakness...its a sign of being to strong for to long...
   
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3. zZEverydayImShufflinZz
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   September 25, 2011 7:27pm UTC
   Worst idea EVER!
   Lets do it.
   
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4. zZEverydayImShufflinZz
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   September 14, 2011 7:02pm UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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5. zZEverydayImShufflinZz
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   September 4, 2011 7:41pm UTC
   I’m going to take a Hot shower its like a normal shower only with me in it
   
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6. zZEverydayImShufflinZz
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   September 4, 2011 6:45pm UTC
   Dear parents,
   Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin
   Snow white lived alone with 7 men
   Pinnochio was a liar
   Robin hood was a thief
   Tarzan walked around without clothes on
   Sleeping Beauty was kissed by a stranger and married him
   Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party
   You cant blame us we were taught to be a rebel since a young age
   
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7. zZEverydayImShufflinZz
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   September 4, 2011 6:11pm UTC
   I sleep too much
   Parents complain
   Don't get enough sleep
   Parents complain
   I eat too much
   Parents complain
   I don't eat enough
   Parents complain
   I'm always I'm my room
   Parents complain
   I go out too much
   Parents complain
   I CANT WIN.
   
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8. zZEverydayImShufflinZz
   posted a quote
   August 27, 2011 4:36pm UTC
   They say that true l♥ve hurts, well this could almost kill me
   
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9. zZEverydayImShufflinZz
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   August 24, 2011 2:44am UTC
   & Am I the only one who hears a song and thinks, this is a grocery store song!
   
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10. zZEverydayImShufflinZz
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    August 22, 2011 1:04am UTC
    You don't deserve my tears, I guess that's why they ain't there
    
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11. zZEverydayImShufflinZz
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    August 22, 2011 12:53am UTC
    LOL @ your SWAG
    
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12. zZEverydayImShufflinZz
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    August 21, 2011 10:48pm UTC
    That awkward moment When Bruno Mars doesn't catch a grenade for you, because he was having a Lazy Day
    
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13. zZEverydayImShufflinZz
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    August 21, 2011 10:34pm UTC
    That awkward moment when two of your friends get in a fight in the hallway and you need to decide which friend to walk down the hall with after it.
    
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14. zZEverydayImShufflinZz
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    August 21, 2011 10:22pm UTC
    I have to sleep with a blanket on no matter how HOT it is
    
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15. zZEverydayImShufflinZz
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    August 21, 2011 10:04pm UTC
    If you can say "beer can" in a British accent, your also saying "Bacon" in a Jamaican accent
    
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16. zZEverydayImShufflinZz
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    August 21, 2011 9:46pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you forget to lock the bathroom door, and someone walks in
    
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17. zZEverydayImShufflinZz
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2011 9:41pm UTC
    ☁☁ Somebodys broken heart ☁
    ☁becomes your ☁
    ☁☁ Favorite song ☁ ☁
    
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18. zZEverydayImShufflinZz
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2011 9:24pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you try to fart while music is playing, but it gets all quiet.
    
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19. zZEverydayImShufflinZz
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2011 9:19pm UTC
    That awkward moment When you say bye to someone but both of you keep walking the same way
    
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