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  1. heart2shopp109 heart2shopp109
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2009 4:17pm UTC
    why we call it makeup?
    it makes up for the 2 hours of sleep you got
    it makes up when you got a black eye from getting hit by your sister
    it makes up for you having a totally bad and ugly day
    it makes up for the 2 hours you spent crying over that boy
    it makes up for you pale face from being sick.
    it makes up for the zit you got on picture day
    and finally, it makes up a story to the world.
    because when your wearing makeup,
    Youre covering up the real you.
    <3

  2. bittersweet_heart bittersweet_heart
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2009 5:58pm UTC
    I usually match my socks.
    Today, I couldn't find the match for my favorite sock, so I wore it with a different sock
    The whole day I pretended it was having an affair.
    When I got home, I found the missing sock on my bed, along with another sock.
    I think it was getting
    Revenge
    MLIA

  3. lautnerluver123 lautnerluver123
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2009 6:16pm UTC
    IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCEED
    a s k h i m i f h e h a s a b r o t h e r ; )

  4. rockstarrx77x rockstarrx77x
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2009 6:21pm UTC
    & boys, if your mom
    still drives you to school,
    you're not a gangster.
    p u l l u p y o u r p a n t s
    rockstarrx77x:)
    ABSOLUTELY NOT MINE

  5. beautiful_in_my_converse77 beautiful_in_my_converse77
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2009 6:39pm UTC
    3OH!3 SAYS NOT TO TRUST YOU.

  6. ForeverYoung_ ForeverYoung_
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2009 6:56pm UTC
    HI PATRICK!
    O H W A I T , I ' M P A T R I C K

  7. avacadokiwi avacadokiwi
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2009 7:16pm UTC
    Adventure in the Car,
    Minerva - I have a clenching problem.
    Mel - I have a grinding problem.
    it was unclear to me that they were talking about teeth.

  8. neverXshoutXnever neverXshoutXnever
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2009 7:34pm UTC
    I Fear One Day
    I Will Meet God
    And He Will Sneeze......
    And I Wont Know What To Say!
    LOL!:) :) :)
    Credit!! Mine!


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. my_life_is_average my_life_is_average
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2009 7:38pm UTC
    Last week;
    I had swine flu. I was secluded in my basement away from my family, so I passed a lot of time
    playing Sims. Today, all my Sims came down with the flu. I didn't realize I could get them sick.
    Oops. MLIA

  11. Funinthesunxx Funinthesunxx
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2009 7:41pm UTC
    Noelle: Who's in the World Series
    Mark: The Phillies and Yankees
    Noelle:Oh well, I don't watch football.
    -Actual conversation mine

  12. Mandaa_xo Mandaa_xo
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2009 8:40pm UTC
    Sorry Miley Cyrus.
    Everyone Knows Your Hannah Montana;
    [ Y o u r S e c r e t s O u t . ]
    Re-make of one of my oldd ones;
    Favv ? (:

  13. kaitrs56 kaitrs56
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2009 8:49pm UTC
    YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS
    BECAUSE THE VOICES
    ONLY TALK TO ME.

  14. algXD algXD
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2009 8:03pm UTC
    iLovey0u

  15. x0morrissey_x0 x0morrissey_x0
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2009 12:19pm UTC
    GOT LLAMA?

  16. lovelyXcrush09 lovelyXcrush09
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2009 1:32pm UTC
    :¨·.·¨:
    `·.Friends

  17. babiiidaniii24 babiiidaniii24
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2009 1:53pm UTC
    happy bunny quote #4
    its not your fault. i'm blaming you
    anyway.

  18. babiiidaniii24 babiiidaniii24
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2009 1:54pm UTC
    happy bunny quote #5
    you're dumb.
    i like that.

  19. lkearney38 lkearney38
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2009 2:03pm UTC
    so a blonde
    walks into a curtain store,
    and the manager says to the blonde:
    "Can I help you?"
    blonde : "Yea I need really small curtains"
    manager: "Why do you need really small curtains?"
    blonde: "Oh they're for my computer
    manager: "Why would you need curtains for you computer?"
    blonde: "Because I have Windos"
    -lol not mine credit if its yours i thought it was hilar!!!

  20. hockeygirl32937 hockeygirl32937
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2009 3:34pm UTC
    & Right now,
    I'm in my room by myself
    singing and dancing
    and being a dork.

:)

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