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Mandaa_xo
posted a quote
October 20, 2011 7:40pm UTC

I can be surrounded by a sea of people, and still feel all alone
Then I Think Of You.♥

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Mandaa_xo
posted a quote
October 20, 2011 7:04pm UTC

REMEMBER WHEN
YOU WERE MY BOAT,
AND I WAS YOUR SEA,
TOGETHER WE'D
Float so Delicately.

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Mandaa_xo
posted a quote
September 1, 2011 7:24pm UTC

That Moment You Discover
That there is a law in all schools that if the teacher doesn't appear in the first 15 mins of class, you can leave the class.

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Mandaa_xo
posted a quote
August 26, 2011 11:43pm UTC

Wanna Hear A Joke?
Pympy Quotes.

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Mandaa_xo
posted a quote
August 24, 2011 10:26pm UTC

Don't ever say you're not good
enough because if he can't see
how amazing you really are then
he's the one who's not good
enough.

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Mandaa_xo
posted a quote
August 23, 2011 10:15pm UTC

1 tequila
2 tequilas
3 tequiullas
4 teuiqlas
5 teuqislas
6 teiqulkss
7 eteiqlas
8 treqiklas

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Mandaa_xo
posted a quote
August 16, 2011 10:41pm UTC

That Moment Awkward When
You thought it said awkward moment.

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Mandaa_xo
posted a quote
August 16, 2011 10:36pm UTC

LIVE
EVERY DAY
LIKE YOU'RE
GLEN COCO

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Mandaa_xo
posted a quote
August 15, 2011 11:26pm UTC

That Awkward Moment When
You and lady gaga show up to a party in the same outfit.

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Mandaa_xo
posted a quote
August 15, 2011 11:12pm UTC

That Awkward Moment When
Your bro actually tells a cool story.

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Mandaa_xo
posted a quote
August 15, 2011 9:29pm UTC

One day your life will flash
before your eyes, Make
sure its worth watching

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Mandaa_xo
posted a quote
August 9, 2011 11:03pm UTC

Whats up with witty.
I miss coming on here and seeing quotes that
actually make me think, and give me hope.
I miss the un hypocritical girls that used to come on here.
Seems like witty is losing its meaning one day at a time.
Now, the top quotes are filled with "fav so (insert family memeber)
will stop smoking/drinking. It is an issue, an clearly if their child
wont stop their habits, how are we going to?
Get real. Witty is filled to the brim with drama, people who
are desperate for a top quote, and liars. Its sad to say this.
I dont make a quote with intentions of ever getting a top quote,
and neither should anyone else.
I thought witty was just for expressing your feelings,
or going to a place to vent out, and get advice.
Apparently not anymore.
All I can say is I cant take this witty anymore,
and plan on leaving if this is all its going to be about now.
I miss the old witty .
♥

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Mandaa_xo
posted a quote
August 7, 2011 2:13pm UTC

TAXI SONA QUI

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Mandaa_xo
posted a quote
August 7, 2011 12:39pm UTC

i am hungary.
maybe you should czech the fridge...
im russian to the kitchen.!
is there any turkey!?!?
we have some, but it's covered with a layer of greece
ew, there is norway you can eat that.

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Mandaa_xo
posted a quote
August 6, 2011 6:54pm UTC

Those that dont appreciate life
do not deserve life.

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Mandaa_xo
posted a quote
August 1, 2011 11:01pm UTC

Do you know a turtle's only weakness?
Uh.. their slowness?
No. Their only weakness is that they can't roll back when they are on their backs.
Oh lol, so if you tape two turtles together, they'd be unstoppable, right?
... OH MY GOD.
BRB.

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Mandaa_xo
posted a quote
August 1, 2011 10:54pm UTC

User: Cleverbot, I have a serious question.
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: How do I prove to someone I am in love with them?
Cleverbot: Slap them across the face.
User: How does that prove anything?!
Cleverbot: It proves everything.

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Mandaa_xo
posted a quote
July 26, 2011 11:48pm UTC

click to see this quote

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Mandaa_xo
posted a quote
July 26, 2011 11:41pm UTC

One Day A Man Jumped Off The Golden Gate Bridge.
When the police went searching through his house afterward,
they found a note. It read:
'Today I will walk to the bridge. If anyone smiles at me, I won't jump.'
I Make A Point To Smile At Everyone Now.
♥
6billionsecrets

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Mandaa_xo
posted a quote
July 26, 2011 11:32pm UTC

Ancient Asteroid is hittin' up earth today, if ya know what I mean.
65 million years ago Comment Like
Tyrannasourous Rex Noooooooooooo
35 minutes ago Like
Brontosaurus Noooooooooo
34 minutes ago Like
Triceratops Noooooooooooo
33 minutes ago Like
Earth FML.
30 minutes ago Like
Cockroach Whatevs.
12 minutes ago Like

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