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Mandaa_xo

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Member Since: 1 Jul 2009 08:19pm

Last Seen: 11 Jun 2013 11:12pm

user id: 81439

171 Quotes
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  1. Mandaa_xo Mandaa_xo
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2011 7:40pm UTC
    I can be surrounded by a sea of people, and still feel all alone
    Then I Think Of You.♥

  2. Mandaa_xo Mandaa_xo
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2011 7:04pm UTC
    REMEMBER WHEN
    YOU WERE MY BOAT,
    AND I WAS YOUR SEA,
    TOGETHER WE'D
    Float so Delicately.

  3. Mandaa_xo Mandaa_xo
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2011 7:24pm UTC
    That Moment You Discover
    That there is a law in all schools that if the teacher doesn't appear in the first 15 mins of class, you can leave the class.

  4. Mandaa_xo Mandaa_xo
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 11:43pm UTC
    Wanna Hear A Joke?
    Pympy Quotes.

  5. Mandaa_xo Mandaa_xo
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 10:26pm UTC
    Don't ever say you're not good
    enough because if he can't see
    how amazing you really are then
    he's the one who's not good
    enough.

  6. Mandaa_xo Mandaa_xo
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 10:15pm UTC
    1 tequila
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    6 teiqulkss
    7 eteiqlas
    8 treqiklas

  7. Mandaa_xo Mandaa_xo
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2011 10:41pm UTC
    That Moment Awkward When
    You thought it said awkward moment.

  8. Mandaa_xo Mandaa_xo
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2011 10:36pm UTC
    LIVE
    EVERY DAY
    LIKE YOU'RE
    GLEN COCO

  9. Mandaa_xo Mandaa_xo
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 11:26pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment When
    You and lady gaga show up to a party in the same outfit.

  10. Mandaa_xo Mandaa_xo
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 11:12pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment When
    Your bro actually tells a cool story.

  11. Mandaa_xo Mandaa_xo
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 9:29pm UTC
    One day your life will flash
    before your eyes, Make
    sure its worth watching

  12. Mandaa_xo Mandaa_xo
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 11:03pm UTC
    Whats up with witty.
    I miss coming on here and seeing quotes that
    actually make me think, and give me hope.
    I miss the un hypocritical girls that used to come on here.
    Seems like witty is losing its meaning one day at a time.
    Now, the top quotes are filled with "fav so (insert family memeber)
    will stop smoking/drinking. It is an issue, an clearly if their child
    wont stop their habits, how are we going to?
    Get real. Witty is filled to the brim with drama, people who
    are desperate for a top quote, and liars. Its sad to say this.
    I dont make a quote with intentions of ever getting a top quote,
    and neither should anyone else.
    I thought witty was just for expressing your feelings,
    or going to a place to vent out, and get advice.
    Apparently not anymore.
    All I can say is I cant take this witty anymore,
    and plan on leaving if this is all its going to be about now.
    I miss the old witty .

  13. Mandaa_xo Mandaa_xo
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 2:13pm UTC
    TAXI SONA QUI

  14. Mandaa_xo Mandaa_xo
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 12:39pm UTC
    i am hungary.
    maybe you should czech the fridge...
    im russian to the kitchen.!
    is there any turkey!?!?
    we have some, but it's covered with a layer of greece
    ew, there is norway you can eat that.

  15. Mandaa_xo Mandaa_xo
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2011 6:54pm UTC
    Those that dont appreciate life
    do not deserve life.

  16. Mandaa_xo Mandaa_xo
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 11:01pm UTC
    Do you know a turtle's only weakness?
    Uh.. their slowness?
    No. Their only weakness is that they can't roll back when they are on their backs.
    Oh lol, so if you tape two turtles together, they'd be unstoppable, right?
    ... OH MY GOD.
    BRB.

  17. Mandaa_xo Mandaa_xo
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 10:54pm UTC
    User: Cleverbot, I have a serious question.
    Cleverbot: What is it?
    User: How do I prove to someone I am in love with them?
    Cleverbot: Slap them across the face.
    User: How does that prove anything?!
    Cleverbot: It proves everything.

  18. Mandaa_xo Mandaa_xo
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 11:48pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  19. Mandaa_xo Mandaa_xo
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 11:41pm UTC
    One Day A Man Jumped Off The Golden Gate Bridge.
    When the police went searching through his house afterward,
    they found a note. It read:
    'Today I will walk to the bridge. If anyone smiles at me, I won't jump.'
    I Make A Point To Smile At Everyone Now.

    6billionsecrets

  20. Mandaa_xo Mandaa_xo
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 11:32pm UTC
    Ancient Asteroid is hittin' up earth today, if ya know what I mean.
    65 million years ago Comment Like
    Tyrannasourous Rex Noooooooooooo
    35 minutes ago Like
    Brontosaurus Noooooooooo
    34 minutes ago Like
    Triceratops Noooooooooooo
    33 minutes ago Like
    Earth FML.
    30 minutes ago Like
    Cockroach Whatevs.
    12 minutes ago Like

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