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lkearney38

1. lkearney38
   posted a quote
   June 2, 2010 8:22pm UTC
   Stu's girlfriend : You're friends are so immature!
   Stu : Honey, my friends aren't immature!
   (Phil, Stu's friend drives up outside of Stu's house)
   Phil : "PAGING DR FAGET!!"
   gotta love the hangover! :]
   
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2. lkearney38
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   May 31, 2010 7:40pm UTC
   best suite life on deck line :
   Ms Tutwiler: "okay, just answer questions about your spouse"...
   (london raises her hand)
   "a spouse is the person you're married to...
   not a cross between a spider and a mouse."
   - favee? :)
   
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3. lkearney38
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   May 22, 2010 12:25pm UTC
   you make me wanna say
   OH;OH;OH;OH;OH; OH;OH;OH;OH; OH; OH;
   JUST SAY IT ALREADY!!
   -minee :]
   
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4. lkearney38
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   May 19, 2010 8:17pm UTC
   i wonder how many people
   would get puncheD
   when they drive past a
   volkswagon store ?
   
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5. lkearney38
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   May 2, 2010 3:35pm UTC
   i love you
   ^
   hope something eats
   - not minnee :)
   
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6. lkearney38
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   April 17, 2010 12:02pm UTC
   nerd, jock, punk, prep
   let me see you 1,2, step
   party hard ROCK AND ROlL
   we're that class you can't control!
   girls are cute and guys are fly
   all them years are passin by,
   we're the angles from heaven,
   'cuz we're the class...
   OF 2011
   
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7. lkearney38
   posted a quote
   April 9, 2010 12:57pm UTC
   FRIENDS
   yeah so one day
   im on aim talking to my friend sarah,
   and we're getting ready for a party,
   and randomly she says...
   "oh crap!!
   i only shaved ONE leg!"
   (and i start laughing)
   and shes like.....brb....gotta go shavee!!!
   -gotta love your friends :]
   click the "♥"
   
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8. lkearney38
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   April 7, 2010 7:36pm UTC
   dont you love it
   when you just make a quote....
   and then you look at newest or top quotes...
   and your quote is there?
   
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9. lkearney38
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   April 6, 2010 7:52pm UTC
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    April 5, 2010 4:01pm UTC
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11. lkearney38
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    April 5, 2010 2:45pm UTC
    life's a climb...
    but the view's great!
    <3
    - hannah montana the movie
    make it pretty!!! :)
    
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    March 28, 2010 9:02pm UTC
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13. lkearney38
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    March 28, 2010 9:30am UTC
    + & sometimes....
    the best texts are....
    "hey."
    -----minnnee
    lazy with color :/
    
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14. lkearney38
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    November 29, 2009 10:10am UTC
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15. lkearney38
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    November 29, 2009 9:59am UTC
    the days were so crazy...
    that people think we're high-
    and days were so bored...
    we laughed 'til we cried
    all the inside jokes
    and sayin' "remember when"
    are just some of the reasons,
    we'll always be best friends! ♥
    -gooogle!!
    
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16. lkearney38
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    November 27, 2009 8:58pm UTC
    FRIENDS <3
    friends are forever, it's a love that never dies,
    true friends are for always,
    through your smiles and your cries,
    a friend will never leave you until the end of time,
    it's a love that lasts forever,
    and never costs a dime :]
    -google
    
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17. lkearney38
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    November 20, 2009 11:47pm UTC
    T E A M J A C O B
    'cause he's hot!
    
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18. lkearney38
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    November 17, 2009 8:01pm UTC
    & sometimes...
    I feel like I'm the doll in the dollhouse being played with,
    and you're the little girl controlling me!
    -all mine!
    
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    November 15, 2009 10:59am UTC
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20. lkearney38
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    November 15, 2009 10:53am UTC
    you gave me roses
    but they're all just made of plast ic
    
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