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BerthaZ

BerthaZ
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October 19, 2012 7:48pm UTC
When i give my friend a cookie
Me: You want a cookie
Friend: ok
When i give my best friend a cookie
Me: You want a cookie
Best Friend: What did you do to it?!???!!!?

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BerthaZ
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October 19, 2012 7:06pm UTC
I hate when ugly people tell me " i need a beauty sleep".
Sorry, but you need a hibernation.

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BerthaZ
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October 18, 2012 5:35pm UTC
I think my phone is broken, i pressed the home button
but i'm still at school.

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BerthaZ
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October 17, 2012 7:08pm UTC
That awkward momentwhen you can't
tell if a person is a boy or a girl.

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BerthaZ
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October 6, 2012 10:08pm UTC
Friends are like Boobs
Some are Small
Some are Big
Some are Fake
Some are Real

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