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* Sabaism *
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November 15, 2013 8:25am UTC

Good morning, Beautiful.
Could you do me a huge favour?
Could you like
Smile?
Please?
I love when you smile.
And hey.
Guess what.
Others do to.
You see, there's this guy
And he's out there, trust me.
And he'd kill to see you smile.
That guy.
He loves you
But you see,
He's typically too shy to talk to you.
It's obvious you'd have to make the first move
So take risks
And well,
Just go for it.
What do you have to lose?

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
November 16, 2013 1:11am UTC

I've had two months to do an assignment
And here I am rushing to get it done 2 minutes before it needs to be sent in
That my dear friends, is procrastination at it's finest.

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posted a quote
October 17, 2013 5:38pm UTC

*me sitting with my grandfather while he was knitting*
cousin: haha oh my God! You knit?!
grandfather: yes... it's quite a nice pass time.
cousin: *dies laughing*
grandfather: laugh one more time and I'll stab you in the eye and continue knitting with your optic nerve.
cousin:
grandfather:
cousin: I'll just...go.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
October 17, 2013 4:22pm UTC

you're not a hippie flower child. you are a 16 year old in the year 2013 in a pac sun tunic sit down.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
October 17, 2013 12:27pm UTC

baseball pants to girls
is like yoga pants to guys.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
October 17, 2013 12:24pm UTC

one time i told a chemistry joke.
there was no reaction.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
October 17, 2013 12:39pm UTC

"i look ugly in this picture," says the white girl
as she uploads her 594th selfie to an album entitled "meh<3"

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Chris*
posted a quote
October 17, 2013 2:54pm UTC

Size is a number.
Age is a number.
Height is a number.
Weight is a number.
But you're not a number.
You're a collection of
memories and stories.
You're the yawns and sneezes
of your life.
You're the sun and moon
that change every day.
You're not a number on a
tag, birthday, ruler or scale.
You're you
and I love you even
if you don't.
I guess I'll just love us enough for two.
(IO)
.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
October 17, 2013 12:42pm UTC

"your friend is so hot"
story of my life.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
October 15, 2013 8:22pm UTC

Dawn: *Eating a corndog*
Me: *Walks behind her and whispers in her ear* Oh god yes. Shove it all in your mouth. Mmph. That is so hot.
(5 minutes later)
Raven: *Walks in* Dude, why is there a red mark across your face?
Me: What can I say. She likes to pound while putting every inch into her.
And that's the story of how
I got punched twice today by the same person

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
October 17, 2013 9:14am UTC

I'm not always a swaqqet
But when I am I'm sure to wear Dora underwear.
When I walk by guys be like 'Damn he be wearing drag'
But I don't care 'coz I'm a swaq faq
I'ma I'ma swaq faq.
Yo.

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
October 14, 2013 10:08pm UTC

I may not do many things correct
But when it comes to making pizza.
I do that shït right.

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
October 14, 2013 10:46pm UTC

Cartoon girl from the 90's: I NEED IT. PLEASE OH PLEASE. I NEED IT. GIVE IT TO ME NOW!
Raven: *Pops head in my room* Oh... I thought you were actually going to have séx.
Me: With a 5 year old girl?
Raven: Aye. What 17 year old boy doesn't dream of banging a 5 year old
Me:
Raven:
Josh:
A hobo:
The Queen of England:
Viva la France:
Marshmellows:
Nicholas Cage:
7: *Eats 9*
Bunny:
Spoiled boy:
Me: True...

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happiest*
posted a quote
September 23, 2013 2:25pm UTC

i’m jealous of those kids who are able to tell their family anything without being judged.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
September 29, 2013 3:44pm UTC

Looks like Billy Ray put
too much loco in Miley's hot cocoa

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happiest*
posted a quote
September 28, 2013 3:33pm UTC

*dies suffocating while trying not to cough in public*

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Chris*
posted a quote
September 16, 2013 8:34pm UTC

So there's a foreign student in my school and she's from Thailand and doesn't speak English very well. In Language class she started talking about how she'd never seen a 'beach chicken' before she came to America and everyone was really confused. It took us about 5 minutes to realize 'beach chicken' were seagulls.

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Steve
posted a quote
October 3, 2013 9:09pm UTC

What's the cheapest kind of meat?
Deer balls. They're under a buck.

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happiest*
posted a quote
September 16, 2013 4:03pm UTC

this kid that sits next to me in math class said to me today, “you’re my favorite person at this table because u don’t talk to anyone and u just sit there” and I said ” I don’t know how to respond to that” and he replied with “that’s because u don’t talk”

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