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  1. laurenhorse laurenhorse
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2010 4:03am UTC
    ⍢⍨⍤ ⍩ (jk)n.↰↰↰ ↰⬅↰ I Hate It When People Ask 1) Can I ask you a question? (didnt gimme a choice there, did ya sunshine?) 2) Did you get a haircut? (no it shrunk..!!) 3) Did you lose weight? (yeah. it just vanished!) 4) Did you catch a fish? (nope. i talked it into giving himself up.) 5) *waiter* Table for how many? (one hundred and twelve. us 3 would like to switch seats every 4 minutes) 6) Were you sitting there? (yes. me and my imaginary friend steve.) 7) Your not wearing that out are you? (actually i was planning on going naked) 8) Is that yours? (no i stole it...!) 9) *watching a trick* Am i supposed to pick a card? (no your supposed to pick your nose) 10) Are you going to eat that? (only if you want it) 11) *doctor* How are you today? (Great! I just like your company(: ) 12) *clerk at store* Is that all? (why? wasnt this enough??) 13) Where did you get that accent? (i bought it on ebay) 14) Hey, are you moving? (nope. we just like to pack our stuff up in boxes every week) 15) Are you always funny? (no, i only make a special effort on tuesdays and thursdays) *hope yah likeeee!!(: *Dont Jock!!!!


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  3. HollisterGrlx1922 HollisterGrlx1922
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2010 7:05pm UTC
    Today, I woke up to find my rabbit sitting on my t.v. stand, happily chewing on the electrical wires. His cage door was still closed. I didn't let him out, and I live alone. I'm onto you ninja bunny. I'm onto you. MLIA.

  4. VvarsityV999 VvarsityV999
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2010 6:58pm UTC
    Dear Harry,
    I want your magic wand in my chamber of secrets.
    Sincerely Cho Chang

  5. ciaraaaaaXOXO ciaraaaaaXOXO
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    November 27, 2010 6:56pm UTC
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  6. summusicfreak summusicfreak
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2010 6:51pm UTC
    GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A SAMMICH!

  7. pleasedontgo pleasedontgo
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2010 6:43pm UTC
    A fail so epic, it's almost considered
    an epic win.


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  9. twilghtsucks163 twilghtsucks163
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    April 28, 2009 7:05pm UTC
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  10. jadamaani jadamaani
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2010 3:23am UTC
    there is absolutely no good come-
    back for ;
    your mum.
    what ever you say back will only sound stupid...


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  15. MusicLove MusicLove
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2010 2:25am UTC
    - Google Translator
    - Italian to English
    -Translate? The word; male.
    Do it. It explains everything.

  16. ImC00likethat ImC00likethat
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2010 2:40am UTC
    pulling your tongue out
    when its raining
    and
    not getting a
    s i n g l e
    drop of
    rain on your toungue
    -mine-

  17. flyawaybirdy flyawaybirdy
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    November 22, 2010 2:31am UTC
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  18. jasonknight jasonknight
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2010 2:40am UTC
    Every love quote i do is for Corey.
    because I am proud of being gay.
    & i don't need anyones approval.
    as long as we are happy. that's all that matters.

  19. pink_dino_raw_x33 pink_dino_raw_x33
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2010 9:17pm UTC
    do you feel like a man when you push her around, do you feel better now as she falls to the ground

  20. _walkingdisaster _walkingdisaster
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2010 11:12pm UTC
    Guys annoy me sooo much.
    I would be a lesbian, // but I
    definitely hate girls more.
    Looks like I'm going to be
    a hermit the rest of my life ..
    Lucky me ♥

:)

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