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Hey guys it's jason.

and i owe it all to you.
  1. jasonknight jasonknight
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2010 4:28am UTC
    why is it always
    "Witty Girls"
    I get that there are a lot of girls,
    But there are guys on here too.

  2. jasonknight jasonknight
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2010 2:06am UTC
    as agay guy i'm getting used to witty. =D

  3. jasonknight jasonknight
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2010 2:05am UTC
    If Michelangelo had been straight, the Sistine Chapel would have been wallpapered.
    -Robin Tyler

  4. jasonknight jasonknight
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2010 2:00am UTC
    Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
    -----dr. seuss

  5. jasonknight jasonknight
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2010 1:55am UTC
    <div style="width: 582px; height: 200px; border: 2px dashed blue;"> <div style="background-color: purple; text-align: center;"> <br /> <br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: 24px;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><font face="Cambria">I'm the </font></span><span style="color: rgb(169, 169, 169);"><font face="Cambria"><em>only</em></font></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><font face="Cambria"> person in the world<br /> who would </font></span><span style="color: rgb(169, 169, 169);"><font face="Cambria">never</font></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><font face="Cambria"> give up on you.</font></span></span></div> <div style="background-color: purple; text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size: 24px;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><font face="Cambria">So why’d you let me </font></span><span style="color: rgb(169, 169, 169);"><font face="Cambria">go</font></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><font face="Cambria">..?</font></span></span><br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> </div> </div>
    Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?
    ~Ernest Gaines

  6. jasonknight jasonknight
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2010 1:48am UTC
    <div style="text-align: center"><sub><span style="font-family: Georgia"><span style="font-size: medium"><span style="color: #999999"><span id="Format/Color by Everlong" style="letter-spacing: -9px; font-size: 80px"><span id="Format/Color by Everlong" style="font-family: Arial"><span id="Format/Color by Everlong"><span style="font-size: x-large"><span id="Format/Color by Everlong" style="letter-spacing: -9px; font-size: 80px"><span id="Format/Color by Everlong" style="font-family: Arial"><span id="Format/Color by Everlong">h</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="color: #000000"><span id="Format/Color by Everlong" style="letter-spacing: -9px; font-size: 80px"><span id="Format/Color by Everlong" style="font-family: Arial"><span id="Format/Color by Everlong"><span style="font-size: x-large"><span style="color: #ff3366"><span id="Format/Color by Everlong" style="letter-spacing: -9px; font-size: 80px"><span id="Format/Color by Everlong" style="font-family: Arial"><span id="Format/Color by Everlong">e</span></span></span></span><span style="color: #ffcc99"><span id="Format/Color by Everlong" style="letter-spacing: -9px; font-size: 80px"><span id="Format/Color by Everlong" style="font-family: Arial"><span id="Format/Color by Everlong">a</span></span></span></span><span style="color: #999999"><span id="Format/Color by Everlong" style="letter-spacing: -9px; font-size: 80px"><span id="Format/Color by Everlong" style="font-family: Arial"><span id="Format/Color by Everlong">r</span></span></span></span><span style="color: #ff3366"><span id="Format/Color by Everlong" style="letter-spacing: -9px; font-size: 80px"><span id="Format/Color by Everlong" style="font-family: Arial"><span id="Format/Color by Everlong">t</span></span></span></span><span style="color: #ffcc99"><span id="Format/Color by Everlong" style="letter-spacing: -9px; font-size: 80px"><span id="Format/Color by Everlong" style="font-family: Arial"><span id="Format/Color by Everlong">b</span></span></span></span><span style="color: #999999"><span id="Format/Color by Everlong" style="letter-spacing: -9px; font-size: 80px"><span id="Format/Color by Everlong" style="font-family: Arial"><span id="Format/Color by Everlong">r</span></span></span></span><span style="color: #ff3366"><span id="Format/Color by Everlong" style="letter-spacing: -9px; font-size: 80px"><span id="Format/Color by Everlong" style="font-family: Arial"><span id="Format/Color by Everlong">o</span></span></span></span><span style="color: #ffcc99"><span id="Format/Color by Everlong" style="letter-spacing: -9px; font-size: 80px"><span id="Format/Color by Everlong" style="font-family: Arial"><span id="Format/Color by Everlong">k</span></span></span></span><span style="color: #999999"><span id="Format/Color by Everlong" style="letter-spacing: -9px; font-size: 80px"><span id="Format/Color by Everlong" style="font-family: Arial"><span id="Format/Color by Everlong">e</span></span></span></span><span style="color: #ff3366"><span id="Format/Color by Everlong" style="letter-spacing: -9px; font-size: 80px"><span id="Format/Color by Everlong" style="font-family: Arial"><span id="Format/Color by Everlong">n</span></span></span></span><span style="color: #ffcc99"><span id="Format/Color by Everlong" style="letter-spacing: -9px; font-size: 80px"><span id="Format/Color by Everlong" style="font-family: Arial"><span id="Format/Color by Everlong">? <br /> </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></sub><sup><font size="3" face="Tahoma">You've got a foot,<br /> &+ he's got balls.<br /> Girls; you know what to do.</font></sup></div>
    some people where dropped as a baby.
    But I think you were
    throw at a wall.

  7. jasonknight jasonknight
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2010 1:37am UTC
    <div class="controlsStyle" id="textDivBG" style="position: relative; text-align: center; padding-bottom: 10px; background-color: black; padding-left: 10px; padding-right: 10px; color: rgb(255,255,255); padding-top: 10px"> <span style="color: #a9a9a9"><span style="font-size: 26px">I just want to <em>see</em> who is more on </span></span><span style="color: #ff0033"><span style="font-size: 26px">wi</span></span><span style="color: #ff3333"><span style="font-size: 26px">tt</span></span><span style="color: #ff6633"><span style="font-size: 26px">y</span></span><span style="color: #a9a9a9"><span style="font-size: 26px"> </span></span><span style="color: #ff9933"><span style="font-size: 26px">prof</span></span><span style="color: #ffcc33"><span style="font-size: 26px">iles</span></span><br /> <span style="color: #ff6633"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="font-family: times new roman">Middle Schoolers </span></span></span><span style="color: #a9a9a9"><span style="font-size: 26px">or </span></span><span style="color: #ffcc33"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="font-family: century gothic">High Schoolers</span></span></span><span style="color: #a9a9a9"><span style="font-size: 26px">?<br /> So, if you a Middle Schooler please </span></span><span style="color: #ff3333"><span style="font-size: 26px"><strong>favorite</strong></span></span><span style="color: #a9a9a9"><span style="font-size: 26px"><br /> and if your a high schooler </span></span><span style="font-family: georgia"><span style="color: #ff6633"><span style="font-size: 26px">please</span></span></span><span style="color: #a9a9a9"><span style="font-size: 26px"> leave<br /> a <strong>quick</strong> comment<br /> <em><span style="font-family: georgia"><span style="font-size: 48px">-</span></span></em></span></span><span style="color: #ffcc33"><span style="font-size: 26px"><em><span style="font-family: georgia"><span style="font-size: 48px">x</span></span></em></span></span><span style="color: #ff9933"><span style="font-size: 26px"><em><span style="font-family: georgia"><span style="font-size: 48px">o</span></span></em></span></span><span style="color: #ff3333"><span style="font-size: 26px"><em><span style="font-family: georgia"><span style="font-size: 48px">x</span></span></em></span></span><span style="color: #ff0033"><span style="font-size: 26px"><em><span style="font-family: georgia"><span style="font-size: 48px">o</span></span></em></span></span><span style="color: #a9a9a9"><span style="font-size: 26px"><em><span style="font-family: georgia"><span style="font-size: 48px"> </span></span></em></span></span></div>
    i can't believe that
    Google
    is only 12 years old
    and it knows a lot more than i do!

  8. jasonknight jasonknight
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2010 1:22am UTC
    I'm Not Lazy
    I'm just conserving energy.

  9. jasonknight jasonknight
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2010 1:06am UTC
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    Okay. So I think we have established that i love my hair.

  10. jasonknight jasonknight
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2010 12:56am UTC
    Lifes what you make it.
    So make it good.

  11. jasonknight jasonknight
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2010 12:55am UTC
    JuST GoT SoMe NeW HaPPY PiLLS ToDaYhey better start working soon.

  12. jasonknight jasonknight
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2010 2:40am UTC
    Every love quote i do is for Corey.
    because I am proud of being gay.
    & i don't need anyones approval.
    as long as we are happy. that's all that matters.

  13. jasonknight jasonknight
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2010 2:37am UTC
    i got you babe. ♥

  14. jasonknight jasonknight
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2010 2:32am UTC
    1. THE PERSON WHO SITS TO YOUR RIGHT IN SCIENCE.
    - Whats their name ? corey
    - Are you friends with this person ? YES
    - Do you talk in this class ? yup
    - Is this person your worst enemy ? noway <3
    2. THE PERSON WHO SITS BEHIND YOU IN MATH.
    - Whats their name ? amy
    - Are they smart ? haha. no.
    3. THE PERSON WHO YOU TALK TO THE MOST IN SCIENCE.
    - Whats his/her name ? coreeey.
    - Are they funny ? yes
    - Are they your best friend ? YES! (:
    - Do you play the same spoort ? no
    4. THE PERSON WHO SITS BESIDE YOU IN ENGLISH.
    - Whats their name ? corey again:)
    - Are they funny ? yeees!
    - Annoying ? NO
    5. ONE PERSON WHO SITS BESIDE YOU AT LUNCH.
    - Whats there name ? corey :)
    - Can you talk to the about just anything ? OFCOURSE.
    - Are they your best friend ? yeeeep
    6. RANDOM QUESTIONS.
    - In a relationship ? open
    - Who are you best friends ? COREY, christina, Skye, portia, alex, shane, mathew, daniel.
    - One thing you want most ? coray:)
    - Your hair color ? natural blonde. dyed choco brown.
    - Favorite class ? ART & DESIGN.
    - Favorite teacher ? Mr. Frock
    - Have a lot of people changed or do they act differently ? kindof.

  15. jasonknight jasonknight
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2010 2:24am UTC
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  16. jasonknight jasonknight
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2010 1:55am UTC
    69
    must of been one hell of a year.

  17. jasonknight jasonknight
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2010 1:49am UTC
    Tell me.is it going in?..
    yeah ..is it hurting?..
    ooh yeah ..ouch its hurtin ..
    ok i will put it in slowly ..
    stil hurtin..ahh yeh ..
    then lets try other shoe madam

  18. jasonknight jasonknight
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2010 1:47am UTC
    It goes in dry it comes out wet.
    the longer its in the stronger it gets.
    we can have it in bed just you and me…
    i t ' s n o t w h a t y o u t h i n k
    its a cup of tea!

  19. jasonknight jasonknight
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2010 1:44am UTC
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  20. jasonknight jasonknight
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2010 1:40am UTC
    He came to me one night…
    explored my body…
    licked-
    sucked-
    swallowed
    & had his fill…
    when he was satisfied
    he left…
    I was hurt…
    ...DAMN MOSQUITO!

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