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  1. GreenMariLoves GreenMariLoves
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 6:29pm UTC
    Her - im getting ugly. );
    Him - im pregnant.
    Her - wtf?
    Him - sorry, i thought were
    were stating things that
    are impossible.

  2. yourwordscutlikeknives yourwordscutlikeknives
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 5:38pm UTC
    you see this quote? not pretty at all. I bet that you will just scroll past it and not even mind it just because it doesn't have a pretty format, right? Well what if I said I want to commit suicide? Well yeah I do. Really badly too. But do you care? Nah because this quote isn't even pretty. People who pass this are like society because society likes pretty things. Just putting it out there that I really want to die right now.

  3. majorgleek13 majorgleek13
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 5:08pm UTC
    I saw a polar bear on TV drinking water.
    But it's obviously fake.
    Everyone knows polar bears drink Coca-Cola.

  4. mallovesquotes mallovesquotes
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    Me: "DON'T CRY"
    Mind:"Don't cry, Don't cry, Don't cry"
    Eyes: "LOL, lets go all Niagra Falls on this B*tch"

  5. LaurynM LaurynM
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 4:08pm UTC
    && who else agrees
    that life would be so much better
    if there were pinatas
    randomly hung
    all over the place?
    00 OO
    00000000
    000OOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOO
    00000000000000
    000000000
    000000000
    00000000000000000000
    000000000000000000000
    000000000000000000000
    0000000 000000
    00000 00000
    0000 0000
    000 000
    this seriously took me like, 20 minutes to do... ;P

  6. Colgate Colgate
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 4:16pm UTC
    Going to a friend's house:
    Normal People: Oh what a lovely home this is!
    Me: What's your wifi password?

  7. Danceee4lifeex3 Danceee4lifeex3
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 8:03pm UTC
    *A nerdy guys phone goes off*
    Jock: who was that, your girlfriend?
    (everyone laughs)
    Nerd: nope, it was yours.
    dead silence.

  8. livelovelaughforever livelovelaughforever
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 3:35pm UTC
    Mirror,mirror
    on the wall, who's the biggest fool of them all?
    Must be the girl who can't stop crying.
    Or maybe the girl who kept on
    TRYING.

  9. livelovelaughforever livelovelaughforever
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 5:38pm UTC
    Whatever we
    had, can we have it back?

  10. livelovelaughforever livelovelaughforever
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 9:04pm UTC
    You make me happy♥

  11. livelovelaughforever livelovelaughforever
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 5:53pm UTC
    Girl: Hey, i like you a lot. Will you go out with me?
    Boy: no.
    REJECTED
    © format by: h0peful

  12. livelovelaughforever livelovelaughforever
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 5:48pm UTC
    Remember how i said i was
    fine? I lied.

  13. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 6:26pm UTC
    My hands won't stop shaking,
    I drop the smile I've been faking,
    The tears won't stop flowing,
    It's about time I get going.
    Why can't I just say
    Good-bye?

  14. livelovelaughforever livelovelaughforever
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 6:43pm UTC
    I do miss you.
    But i'm trying not to care anymore.

  15. livelovelaughforever livelovelaughforever
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 7:00pm UTC
    I s­till
    get butterflies, even though I've seen you a hundred times.

  16. livelovelaughforever livelovelaughforever
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 6:13pm UTC
    You wanna hear a joke?
    sure
    The way you treat me.

  17. livelovelaughforever livelovelaughforever
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 6:05pm UTC
    You still like
    him. Stop lying to yourself.

  18. livelovelaughforever livelovelaughforever
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 8:28pm UTC
    dsBEING IN A RELATIONSHIP
    ISN'T ABOUT KISSING,
    THE DATES. OR SHOWING
    OFF. IT'S ABOUT BEING
    WITH THAT ONE PERSON
    THAT MAKES YOU HAPPY
    LIKE NO ONE ELSE CAN

  19. livelovelaughforever livelovelaughforever
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 5:23pm UTC
    when i see
    stupid statues on facebook, i try my hardest not to make rude and sarcastic comments.
    nmf

  20. livelovelaughforever livelovelaughforever
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 4:20pm UTC
    THAT
    Moment when you can't draw a picture like you imagined.

:)

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