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  1. BBallGurl1425 BBallGurl1425
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 7:36pm UTC
    Hearing yourself in the shower
    and wondering why the hell you havent made an album yet
    nmq

  2. BlondieBird17 BlondieBird17
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 7:38pm UTC
    *Talking with friend*'
    Her: so there were these two men on the plane and they had apple computer and I was just like "thats totally Audrey"
    Me: haha thats so funny
    Her: I swear one of them was on witty..
    Me: WHAT! are you serious no way *totally spazzes* are you sure!!?!
    Her: yes it said witty at the top
    Me: NO WAY WAS THE SITE BLUE!!??! ARE YOU SURE..GROWN MEN...ON WITT...
    Her: yes....im sure
    Me: OH MY GOD IT WAS STEVE! YOU SAW STEVE!!!!!
    *falls off couch rolls around on floor laughing and screaming*
    Her: smh /)_0

  3. NikkiBeKillin NikkiBeKillin
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    I'm The Idiot,
    That fell head over heels for the football player.

  4. Soccerfata Soccerfata
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 7:12pm UTC
    Me opening the fridge: “Baby you light up my world like nobody else...” <3

  5. EmilyxLovesxU EmilyxLovesxU
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 6:56pm UTC
    What if?
    The cure for cancer, is in the mind of someone
    who can't afford to be educated?

  6. kairTheBoy kairTheBoy
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 7:14pm UTC
    kissing burns 26 calories a minute.....
    so wanna work out. ;)
    nmq\mf

  7. Maddyhj Maddyhj
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 6:57pm UTC
    Apparently adjusting your
    bra in public is a "gross
    behavior".
    Excuse you.
    If a guy can scratch his junk
    in public, I can adust my
    bra, thank you.

  8. GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2012 2:57pm UTC
    Put it this way...
    You don't have to be a professional to build a successful product.
    Amateurs started Google and Apple. "Professionals" built the Titanic.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. xNegitacox xNegitacox
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 7:46pm UTC
    People are like songs
    Some speak the truth and some just make sound

  12. leeuumm leeuumm
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 8:13pm UTC
    on september 30 I asked out the greatest girl in the world. not only does she put up will all my BS, but she's always there for me.. thanks elise for being an amazing girlfriend. i love you always baby

  13. MsMinty101 MsMinty101
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 8:18pm UTC
    I saw this comment on Youtube:
    I've been in a wheelchair my whole life.
    Yet there are people I'd walk a thousand miles for.
    I would.

  14. Jahyvie Jahyvie
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 7:46pm UTC
    "So, I guess we are who we are for a lot of reason's. And maybe we will never know most of them. But ever if we dont have the power to choose where we come from, we can still choose where we go from there. We can still do things. And we can try to feel okay about them."
    -Stephan Chbosky

  15. Forever_Alone602 Forever_Alone602
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 7:46pm UTC
    Dude, are you ready to party!!!
    Um, who is this?
    Oh sorry wrong number.
    Bye.
    ...But I wanted to party

  16. forever_mine_123 forever_mine_123
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 8:24pm UTC
    'cause girl you're amazing,
    just the way
    you are.

  17. misshyfr misshyfr
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2012 5:54pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment
    You and a teacher
    Make weird eye contact
    And you don't know what to do...

  18. Livelovemusic11 Livelovemusic11
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2012 7:30pm UTC
    {If you are reading this}
    God is testing you so repost this and
    he will fix two BIG things tonight in your life
    ♥if you believe in him repost and fave ♥


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  20. ColorfulWanderer ColorfulWanderer
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2012 8:39pm UTC
    Sometimes the smallest things
    Take up the most room in our Hearts
    - Winnie The Pooh

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