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e*
posted a quote
June 4, 2013 7:47pm UTC

Me: Im so fast the world is in slow motion.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: LOL, Jk i cant even run for 5 seconds.

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e*
posted a quote
June 4, 2013 7:20pm UTC

Im not shy, i just hate people alot.

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e*
posted a quote
June 4, 2013 7:16pm UTC

No you're wrong.
So just sit there
in you're wrongness
and be wrong.

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e*
posted a quote
June 4, 2013 7:09pm UTC

Warning: Reflections in this mirror may be distorted by socially constructed ideas of "beauty"

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e*
posted a quote
May 26, 2013 2:36pm UTC

Everyone has splashed water on their face like their in a proactive commerical.

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e*
posted a quote
May 26, 2013 1:53pm UTC

That annoying moment when you're mom got alot of food, and the next day all there is left is water.

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e*
posted a quote
May 26, 2013 1:42pm UTC

Who knew that Steve's wife has a Witty :O

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e*
posted a quote
April 28, 2013 1:13pm UTC

Im sure no one noticed
i've been gone for like
half a month?
._.

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e*
posted a quote
April 24, 2013 8:42pm UTC

Shout out to that
guy who always
shouts "MY LEG!!"
When something
bad happens.
*Spongebob*

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e*
posted a quote
April 23, 2013 6:56pm UTC

YOU
ARE
BEAUTIFUL!♥
DON'T
FORGET
THAT♥
©Sassygothgirl2 | venus_pres

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e*
posted a quote
April 23, 2013 6:43pm UTC

You are beautiful
No matter what they say♥
©Sassygothgirl2 | venus_pres

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e*
posted a quote
April 23, 2013 6:24pm UTC

♥And In That Moment, We Were Infinite♥

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e*
posted a quote
April 23, 2013 6:17pm UTC

Heaven Is Never Too Far Away
Just Keep On Dreaming,
And You'll Get There
♥

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e*
posted a quote
April 23, 2013 5:50pm UTC

Im mad D: Can
someone tell me how
to put those little
gifs on your about
me thing?Tell me in
the comments below.
ThankYou!

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e*
posted a quote
April 21, 2013 10:42pm UTC

So today i got called fat
because i ate two pizza's.
You know what i did?
I laughed and ate a pretzel.

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e*
posted a quote
April 21, 2013 10:19pm UTC

Anyone want to go on chat
with me?
No?
Mkay.
#ForeverAlone

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e*
posted a quote
April 21, 2013 10:13pm UTC

*Me texting a friend*
Friend: Brb, i'll be back in 5
minutes.
* Texts me at 4:00 in the
morning*
Hey, im back!

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e*
posted a quote
April 21, 2013 10:07pm UTC

So i looked up Witty Profiles
up on UrbanDictionary.com
and this is what i found.
Obession will occur.
School work will be put off
until every single quote.
Witty Profiles will know you
more than your friends and
family do, and you'll pour
every single thought into
your quotes.
You will always keep a
notepad or something to
record your quotes in so you
won't forget them.
Witty Profiles will be pretty
much your life. <3

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posted a quote
April 21, 2013 9:56pm UTC

Pizza consists of every food
group. You've got dairy,
grain, vegetable, and that
sense of inner sadness when
you eat the whole thing
yourself.

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e*
posted a quote
April 21, 2013 9:51pm UTC

Dear Love,
What the hell did i do to you?

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