e*'s Quotes

e*
posted a quote
June 15, 2013 4:07pm UTC

Im so jealous of my cat. He has a life.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 8 points

e*
posted a quote
June 15, 2013 3:30pm UTC

"Rainbow sprinkles arent awesome."
-Said no one ever.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 28 points

e*
posted a quote
June 15, 2013 9:26am UTC

Plot Twist: Im a weird penguin on Witty Profiles going on a wild adventure in the sea.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 6 points

e*
posted a quote
June 15, 2013 9:05am UTC

*Me When My Friend Falls*
Me: LOL, Learn how to walk!
*Me when my phone falls*
Me: OMG, Are you okay!? Are you okay baby?!!!!!
Are you?!!!

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 10 points

e*
posted a quote
June 14, 2013 10:18pm UTC

Warning: Objects in mirror may be sadder than they appear.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 8 points

e*
posted a quote
June 14, 2013 1:48pm UTC

Remember those times when we we in kindergarten? Remember those times when someone would say "freaking" we would all say "Oooooooooooooh!"
I miss those times.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points

e*
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 4:26pm UTC

It's funny how a famous wittian could get 300 faves by making a quote saying "i ate a sandwich" but a non famous wittian makes the funniest quote but gets 2 faves.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 6 points

e*
posted a quote
June 12, 2013 7:46pm UTC

Im not fat.
Im fluffy.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 27 points

e*
posted a quote
June 11, 2013 3:34pm UTC

That awkward moment when a old person has a better car than your parents.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 7 points

e*
posted a quote
June 9, 2013 4:58pm UTC

"Yolo" Isn't a excuse to do stupid things.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 9 points

e*
posted a quote
June 8, 2013 3:40pm UTC

Friend: You never go outside anymore, what happend?
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me: Join Witty Profiles.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 6 points

e*
posted a quote
June 8, 2013 1:28pm UTC

I used to have a social life, then i found a website called "Witty"

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points

e*
posted a quote
June 7, 2013 1:05pm UTC

*On my laptop*
Mom: Why dont you go outside?
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me: What's a "outside"?

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 6 points

e*
posted a quote
June 6, 2013 7:54pm UTC

Me:Too Fly For Wifi.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: LOL, jk i cant even wait a day without wifi.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 6 points

e*
posted a quote
June 6, 2013 7:45pm UTC

Falling Asleep > Falling In Love

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points

e*
posted a quote
June 6, 2013 7:40pm UTC

That moment when you found out you drank someone else's drink.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 4 points

e*
posted a quote
June 6, 2013 5:12pm UTC

Im so happy right now.
I want to thank you guys so much for following me.
Steve even followed me! Thank you so much for being my 100th follower, i've never thought he would follow me and be my 100th follower. Witty has become my life (in a good way) but i just wanted to say thanks :)

👍 this is good · read the comments · 11 points

e*
posted a quote
June 6, 2013 5:07pm UTC

Friend: Can i use your computer so i can check my-
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me: LOL no.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 4 points

e*
posted a quote
June 6, 2013 8:02am UTC

When you're alone in public, and you dont want to seem like a loser,so you just start texting random words on your phone.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 12 points

e*
posted a quote
June 5, 2013 9:18pm UTC

Me: Im so tough.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: LOL, jk i cant even eat hot cheetos.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 6 points