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  1. Awkwardsmymiddlename Awkwardsmymiddlename
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 12:18am UTC
    I'm in shape.
    unfortunately,
    it's the wrong
    one.

  2. BEACHYLOVE BEACHYLOVE
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 7:02pm UTC
    ·
    · Me: "hey"
    · *a few minutes later*
    · Me: Ugghhh why did I do that? He’s going to think I’m needy and annoying.
    And he’s not even going to respond. I’m so stupid. Whywhywhywhywhywhywhy.

  3. BEACHYLOVE BEACHYLOVE
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 6:57pm UTC
    No, trust me. You’ll get bored of me.
    They always do.

  4. BEACHYLOVE BEACHYLOVE
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 8:00pm UTC
    I wonder what Witty would be like
    If we didn’t have quotes from tumblr. Or if each quote
    came only from our hearts instead of regurgitations
    of the words of Harry, Liam, Louis, Niall, or Zayn
    What if witty was truly and only 100% our
    own thoughts, feelings, and words?
    I would love to see that Witty ♥

  5. foreverxyoung14 foreverxyoung14
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 6:11pm UTC
    I tell you, when I actually die, some people are gonna get seriously haunted.

  6. Lil_lamb Lil_lamb
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 5:10pm UTC
    you're as useless
    >>> as the 'g' in 'lasagna.'

  7. WonderfulLove WonderfulLove
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 5:11pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  8. TheMascaraSeries TheMascaraSeries
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 6:12pm UTC
    Girls Like me .
    Chapter 11.
    “No Zoe, it’s really important!” I squealed on the phone with her, after my date with Josh.
    “Well I have to tell you something too!” She said excitedly. “But I have to kind of, ask you about it first?”
    “Okay?” I laughed, slightly confused.
    “Just meet me over here in 10, okay?”
    “Sounds good!” I exclaimed. “Should we invite Jaycie?”
    “Nah, she’s got some grad party to go to or something.” Zoe shrugged it off.
    “Okay, see you soon Zo.” I said contently. “Bye.”
    I hung up, smiling like an idiot from Jake and I’s kiss. I couldn’t wait to tell Zoe. Bree, it was just a kiss, settle down, I scolded myself. I quickly grabbed my phone off my night stand and rushed back down stairs to begin walking towards Zoe’s.
    “Mom, I’m going over to Zoe’s. be back..whenever.” I told her, slipping on my flip flops.
    “Hey, you stop right there young lady.” My dad said sternly.
    “What’d I do?” I asked innocently, hoping they hadn’t heard anything about us going in that abandoned house.
    “You’ve almost been here for a week, and we’ve barely talked to you at all.” My mother explained.
    “Well, I’ve just been busy with my friends, that’s all.” I folded my arms, annoyed. “And I have to go, we’ll talk later!”
    “Okay sweetie, but we’re going out to dinner as a family tomorrow night!”
    “Okay!” I ignored her. I couldn’t wait to tell Zoe the news.
    “Zoe, I’m here!” I shouted up her steps.
    “Finally!” She exclaimed, pulling me up the stairs.
    “Settle down girl.” I laughed, wondering why she was so excited.
    “Okay, you go first.” Zoe beamed happily.
    “No no no, you go first.” I smiled, trying to be considerate, even though I really wanted to tell her.
    “Okay, fine.” She laughed. “So, I kind of sort of, ish, maybe..”
    “Just tell me already!” I said anxiously, shaking her hands.
    “Have a thing for Jake.” She smiled slightly.
    “Oh.” I dropped her hands, along with my facial expression.
    “You’re mad aren’t you!” Zoe said worriedly. “Bree, I can find someone else, really-“
    “No!” I said quickly. “Zoe, it’s fine, really, I don’t even like him anymore.”
    “Are you sure?” She asked nervously.
    “Positive.” I smiled weakly.
    "You two will make a great couple."
    lol b/tch slap. REVENGE.♥ I have dance in about an hour, so i apologize if some of you don't/didn't get your notifications on time ( : lol, this was supposed to be up earlier, but I slept until 1:30..so yeah. Love you all, feedback please ? (:
    The number to reach for a hint next chapter is 555 [:
    -Hint-
    I gave a devious smile, looking up a number in my phone.
    “Hey Colin!” I said sweetly into the phone. “I haven’t talked to you in forever!”
    -Bree's POV-

  9. NiallHoranlover14 NiallHoranlover14
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 1:06am UTC
    Normal people flirting: hey youre cute, we should go out sometime(;
    Me trying to flirt: So, do you like breadsticks?

  10. NiallHoranlover14 NiallHoranlover14
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2012 3:27pm UTC
    Anyone else?
    want a gay male bestfriend to tell all your sercets to.

  11. NiallHoranlover14 NiallHoranlover14
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2012 3:44pm UTC
    I want to work at hollister,
    for the discount♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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