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Andrea1nfinity

  1. ifyourefromafricawhyareyouwhite ifyourefromafricawhyareyouwhite
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2013 1:29am UTC
    Those nights when your brain wakes you up to tell you that you're head over heels in love.

  2. Cotect336 Cotect336
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2013 1:44am UTC
    How to twerk:
    Step One: Don't

  3. itsmeELI itsmeELI
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2013 4:49am UTC
    its 1:47 amI'm always up this late but i NEVER have anyone to talk to :(

  4. Andrea1nfinity Andrea1nfinity
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2013 10:31am UTC
    I don't trust
    people who aren't
    ticklish.
    That just
    isn't natural.

  5. metallicagirl metallicagirl
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2013 10:54am UTC
    Had to babysit my friend's little sister with her the other day.
    Little sister: Wait. What's "ironic"?
    Me: It's
    Friend: Don't.
    Me: Like
    Friend: I said don't.
    Me: Fine, I won't.
    Friend: Good. Thank y--
    Me: IT"S LIKE RAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNN.....

  6. Andrea1nfinity Andrea1nfinity
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2013 10:55am UTC
    Roses are blue.
    Violets are unicorns.
    This poem doesn't make any sense.
    Refrigerator.

  7. Psychic_Potter Psychic_Potter
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2013 11:32am UTC
    Girls my age: So I like this guy. He often flirts with me, but a friend of mine tells me he is a player and flirts with others too. My BFF says his friend really likes me. But I don't like him, so....
    Me: Where the f/ck is my nutella

  8. enginesGoBOOM* enginesGoBOOM*
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    October 22, 2013 12:05pm UTC
    So I spent all day yesterday revising for my 5 exams tomorrow.
    Oh yeah, it was my birthday.

  9. Psychic_Potter Psychic_Potter
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2013 12:08pm UTC
    Girl's username: xXhotcutegurrrllovelyXx
    Girl's avatar: Sullivan from Monser Inc
    Me: Well that's descriptive

  10. Psychic_Potter Psychic_Potter
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2013 12:13pm UTC
    TOP 10 REASONS I PROCRASTINATE:
    1.

  11. hallo1234 hallo1234
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    October 22, 2013 12:46pm UTC
    My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two bags of m&m's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.

  12. sophieeee sophieeee
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2013 6:20am UTC
    Things to do today:
    1. get up
    2. survive
    3. go back to bed

  13. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2013 6:25am UTC
    Perks of being a witty famous
    you get faves

  14. doublesidedice doublesidedice
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2013 6:55am UTC
    School needs to stop.

  15. Overcast-Kid* Overcast-Kid*
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2013 9:18am UTC
    somebody date me ill give you cheez its and make you laugh occasionally

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