metallicagirl posted a quote
October 22, 2013 10:54am UTC
Had to babysit my friend's little sister with her the other day. Little sister: Wait. What's "ironic"? Me: It's Friend: Don't. Me: Like Friend: I said don't. Me: Fine, I won't. Friend: Good. Thank y-- Me: IT"S LIKE RAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNN.....
Psychic_Potter posted a quote
October 22, 2013 11:32am UTC
Girls my age: So I like this guy. He often flirts with me, but a friend of mine tells me he is a player and flirts with others too. My BFF says his friend really likes me. But I don't like him, so.... Me: Where the f/ck is my nutella
hallo1234 posted a quote
October 22, 2013 12:46pm UTC
My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two bags of m&m's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.