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AndRememberILoveYou

  1. laurenreturns laurenreturns
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 6:06am UTC
    You Want A Perfect Girl?
    Go Buy Barbie.

  2. laurenreturns laurenreturns
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 6:41am UTC
    A Guy Had A Crush On This Girl
    He Followed Her Wherever She Went
    One Day The Girl Noticed & Asked The Guy .
    Girl: Why Do You Keep Following Me?
    Boy: Because Your So Pretty&I Think I'm Falling In Love With You.
    ;Girl: Really? But You Havent Met My Friend Yet. Shes Prettier Then Me And Shes Right Behind You!
    (Boy Turns Around)
    Boy:Are You Making Fun Of Me? Theirs No One Behind Me?
    Girl: No, But If You Really Loved Me You Woulden't Even Bother To Look Back.♥

  3. Smileyy19 Smileyy19
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 6:44pm UTC
    Fave if you say twenty twelve for 2012
    Comment if you say
    two thousand and twelve for 2012
    #JUST CURIOUS
    I want you to know that no matter what you're amazing, special, unique, beautiful and loving.
    I LOVE YOU <3 never forget ! :D


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  6. Kalliefornia Kalliefornia
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 9:29pm UTC
    Yeah, thanks that didn't hurt at all.
    I'm tired of your "jokes".
    You're always putting me down.
    ---------And you wonder why
    I don't have any self esteem.

  7. OliviaOreoo OliviaOreoo
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 1:17pm UTC
    I Love That Super Cute Thing You Do Where You Don'T Text Me Back For Hours. Gah. Adorable

  8. HeyItsKelc HeyItsKelc
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 1:38pm UTC
    If I could go back in time,
    I would have never met you.
    Because now i just want to forget you♥♥
    NMF

  9. catiemac catiemac
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 8:07pm UTC
    Who should be blamed when a leaf falls from a tree?
    Is it the wind that blew it away?
    Or the tree that let it go?
    or, is it the leaf who grew tired of holding on?

  10. TakeYourHandInMine_ItsOursTonight TakeYourHandInMine_ItsOursTonight
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 9:28pm UTC
    dear face wash commercials-
    NOBODY actually splashes water on their
    faces like that.
    sincerely,
    my whole bathroom floor is wet.

  11. Hayliebruss4156 Hayliebruss4156
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 3:09pm UTC
    "Why are you talking during my lesson?"
    "Why are you teaching during my conversation?"

  12. xlonglivex xlonglivex
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 7:08pm UTC
    The only reason I act that so awkward around you, is because I'm so happy that you're actually talking to me. Get to know the real me, I'm not who you think I am.


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  16. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 2:47pm UTC
    Don't Cry.
    It will get better.
    AlNicholas

  17. Phoebe* Phoebe*
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 2:59pm UTC
    Over 50% of your body is made up of water
    Fave if you're body is filled with soda

    Format by twilightgirl995

  18. nevergrowup24 nevergrowup24
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 3:47pm UTC
    Credit: FaveFormats
    Im okay...
    Oh How many times have you typed "im okay" while crying? i know you're not okay.

  19. iluhyoux iluhyoux
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 9:50pm UTC
    Dear Old Ladies;
    Please stop looking disgusted, I'm just holding him while my mom finishes shopping..
    Sincerely; THIS IS MY BABY BROTHER!
    Credit to dearblankpleaseblank

  20. Beautiful_mystery Beautiful_mystery
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 9:11pm UTC
    She says she doesn't care,
    But her eyes tell a diffrent story

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