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  1. AmeliaSparkles AmeliaSparkles
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 1:48pm UTC
    Lol in class,
    Teacher: Any questions?
    Me: Oh! I have one!
    Teacher: *Walks away*
    Me: Oh, well, you know, that’s cool as well…

  2. AmeliaSparkles AmeliaSparkles
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 1:46pm UTC
    Quick, eveyone! Act natural!
    Everyone pulls the most unnatural pose ever...

  3. AmeliaSparkles AmeliaSparkles
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 1:19pm UTC
    I do not care if I cannot sing,
    This is my favorite song.
    Therefore, I will sing!

  4. AmeliaSparkles AmeliaSparkles
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 1:12pm UTC
    & You Sir,
    Are very attractive
    Therefore, I will stare at you.
    nmq

  5. AmeliaSparkles AmeliaSparkles
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    May 10, 2012 12:59pm UTC
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  6. AmeliaSparkles AmeliaSparkles
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 12:47pm UTC
    Daring yourself to do somethink
    Like sing in class
    and then turning red cuz
    backed out

  7. AmeliaSparkles AmeliaSparkles
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 12:42pm UTC
    When you think
    "Urrgh! I could kill her"
    and then feel guilty
    around the police
    as if you actually did it

  8. AmeliaSparkles AmeliaSparkles
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 12:39pm UTC
    Laughing at your own quotes before you post them
    [Cuz your just that hillarious]

  9. AmeliaSparkles AmeliaSparkles
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 12:30pm UTC
    Putting a Smartie back in the packet cuz
    Your too cool
    for that colour

  10. AmeliaSparkles AmeliaSparkles
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 12:23pm UTC
    ...When your embarrassed about something you think of...
    ...And then worrying that people can read minds...

  11. AmeliaSparkles AmeliaSparkles
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 12:18pm UTC
    When people put
    "No hate coments"
    In tiny, grey letters
    At the end of a quote
    As if its gonna stop
    Hate comments
    No hate comments.

  12. AmeliaSparkles AmeliaSparkles
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 5:58pm UTC
    When sitting next to your crush in class, never.....
    - Be totally silent, like an awkward pengin, it is not mysterious.... just kinda odd.
    - Try to sexy laugh at all his jokes, you don't seem cool just geeky and needy.
    - Chew on a pen that may or may not leek, your lips could possably turn blue
    - Draw emo pictures, you look like a freak
    Theese situations have been thouroughly tested by a professional, (yours truely) do not try it at home!

  13. AmeliaSparkles AmeliaSparkles
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    May 9, 2012 5:50pm UTC
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  14. AmeliaSparkles AmeliaSparkles
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 1:59pm UTC
    That horrible moment when you slip down the stairs
    and you dont know if your gonna fall or not

  15. AmeliaSparkles AmeliaSparkles
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 12:30pm UTC
    ...Look...
    CRAP
    HAPPENS
    (Mostly to me so don't worry)
    :P

  16. AmeliaSparkles AmeliaSparkles
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 5:12pm UTC
    Facebook: Notifications: 1
    Witty: Notifications: 93
    Isn't funny how a bunch of random strangers like me and what I say more than any of my so-called friends
    Fave if you agree

  17. AmeliaSparkles AmeliaSparkles
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 3:22pm UTC
    {If you are reading this}
    God is testing you so repost this and
    he will fix two BIG things tonight in your life
    ♥if you believe in him repost ♥

  18. AmeliaSparkles AmeliaSparkles
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 10:36am UTC
    Me in lesson…
    - Alright, this is going to be easy
    - Oh…..
    - So, I'm gonna copy you
    - How did you get that!
    - FOCUS
    - Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, so here’s the answers and yay for Amy
    - Argh, that song!
    - Hey, when did that get there?
    - Ohhh! He’s hot
    - WHAT! FIVE MINUTES!
    - ARRGH!
    - Don’t pick me, don’t pick me, don’t pick me
    - DAMN!
    - I hate her...

  19. AmeliaSparkles AmeliaSparkles
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 10:28am UTC
    …So yesterday, the strangest thing happened…
    …Me and my friend were making milkshake in the back yard…
    …And a load of boys turn up and start partying…
    …We just went with is cuz…
    Y.O.L.O

  20. AmeliaSparkles AmeliaSparkles
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 8:33am UTC
    When you're laughing for ages after everyone esle ...
    Not a proud moment ...

:)

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