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Amber_Dollhappy birthday!

  1. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 6:17pm UTC
    HARRY LITERALLY BROUGHT A SACK LUNCH TO THE VMAS AND SAT DOWN AND ATE ORANGES DURING THE SHOW CAN U IMAGINE HIM EARLIER THAT DAY “WELL , IT’S A LONG AWARDS SHOW , I MIGHT GET HUNGRY ” SO HE PACKED A LUNCH LIKE A 6 YEAR OLD WHAT THE HELL IS HARRY STYLES

  2. XxHelloLifeXx XxHelloLifeXx
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2012 6:58pm UTC
    today is 9/11. my social studies teacher was talking about it. there was a muslim kid in my class, he was unbelievably polite, and almost never spoke be he seemed to get madder and madder by the second. then, this big douche of a guy called muslim terrorists. thats when he finally spoke up. what he said, " you guys feel that 9/11 is the worst thing that ever happened. you all feel that you're the perfect nation, but you're wrong. what about all those bombs you dropped in japan that wiped out intire cities and killed millions? did you guys forget about
    that? what about in iraq? all the bombs you dropped there
    too? the amout of innocent lives you took? You are the only nation with nucular bombs, and you are able to drop it anywhere any time you want, and MUSLIMS are the terorists? all the wars that you wiggled yourself into, and you wont even help the innocent people in syria who are fighting for thier fredoom? you can go in for only 2 days, and wipe out the army troops completely, yet you choose not to? you call us terrorists, but maybe its america, who is the terrorist." and then he sat down. everyone was completely shocked. then, the social studies teacher looked at him and said "..i have never thought of the situation as you said it, and honestly, i feel you are absolutely right." the entire class started clapping for him. my point is, he gave me a new way of thinking on the entire situation, and i respect him completely. 9/11 may have killed many people, but we've killed millions more. bring on the hate, im ready

  3. HakunaMatata14 HakunaMatata14
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 6:35pm UTC
    How many hair styles would Harry Styles style if Harry Styles could style hair Styles?

  4. HakunaMatata14 HakunaMatata14
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 3:05pm UTC
    That moment when you walk into a
    spider web & suddenly turn into a karate master

  5. HakunaMatata14 HakunaMatata14
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 3:12pm UTC
    Idk why you people are like...
    "Whenever I clean my room I always find an old toy and start playing with it."
    Ah Please, I just start playing with random socks and eventually ruin them.

  6. Amber_Doll Amber_Doll happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 6:46pm UTC
    Don't you just hate it when the most annoying person in existance is complaning about someone being annoying?

  7. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2013 5:36pm UTC
    Have you ever thought about
    how weird sleeping is? Like we basically dress ourselves in special sleeping clothes and lay on special sleeping mats and then spend the next few hours completely unconcsious all the while hallucinating vividly

  8. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 9:21pm UTC
    *Timeline of my life from birth to now*
    Age 0-8: No friends.
    Age 8: Webkinz friends.
    Age 9: Club Penguin friends.
    Age 10: Poptropica friends.
    Age 11: Stardoll Friends.
    Age 12: *Fail attempt at actual social life*
    Age 13: Witty Profiles friends.
    Age 14: Witty Profiles friends.
    Rest of life: Witty Profiles friends.

  9. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2013 7:44pm UTC
    A step-by-step tutorial on how to become a stereotypical white girl for the upcoming school year:
    1. Wear a pair of PINK yoga pants 4 times a weak.
    2. Get a white iphone 5 (preferably with a pink sparkly case that has a 3D bow on it).
    3. Make sure you're always caught up with the latest Pretty Little Liars episode.
    4. Buy sparkly Ugg Boots.
    5. Come to school every day with you favorite order of Starbucks.
    6. Find a gay best friend.
    7. Have at least 10 shirtless photos of Channing Tatum/Adam Levine/Any hot celebrity on your binder.
    8. Don't forget to wear your white Hollister shorts so everyone knows you aren't on your period.
    9. Try to be funny by using old Tumblr jokes that everyone already knows.
    10. Take changing room selfies of each outfit you try on at the mall.
    11. Pretend to have an anxiety disorder.
    12. Spray Justin Bieber perfume everywhere you walk to mark your territory.
    13. Post 50 videos on Vine of you trying to twerk.
    14. Take a picture of all of the above and post it on Instagram.
    15. Don't forget your hashtags: #iphonography #follow4follow #cute #instapic #frappuccino #instadaily #picoftheday #perfect #food #selfie #nofilter #favpic #socute #imperfect #tumblrgirl #f4f #outfitoftheday #pretty #hair #messybun #starucks #nature
    16. You're*

  10. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2013 8:01pm UTC
    Mom: Finish your chores!
    Me: *Crying*
    Me: Cant you see I'm going through a really harsh break up right now?
    Mom: I didn't even know you were dating someone...
    Me: Everything was fine, and then they just broke it off without any last words.
    Me: One day they were faving my quotes and they next day they unfollowed me.
    Mom: Wuht..?
    Me: WE WERE MUTUALLY FOLLOWING EACH OTHER DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND??? THAT'S LIKE THE COMMITMENT OF A LIFETIME!!

  11. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 8:09pm UTC
    Parent's logic:
    There is only one teenager on the Internet and that is their child, and every other human being online is a pedophile.

  12. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 10:00pm UTC
    *Allergy Medicine commercials*
    "Taking this twice a day will reduce your allergies and help you live a happy and carefree life.
    Side effects may include: dizziness, headaches, excessive sleeping, puking, cancer, diarrhea, swelling, seizures, amnesia, thoughts of suicide, hallucinations, insanity, and possibly death.
    Don't let allergies control you, take action now."
    *Couple laughing in the distance*

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