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HakunaMatata14

1. HakunaMatata14
   posted a quote
   October 6, 2013 2:37pm UTC
   Problems
   You know when you get to that weird part of youtube and you watch videos about birth and 12 year old girls in a foregen contry having tumors the size of the biggest pzza youve ever had? Then you look up the weirdest things when youre bored like how to make things out of potatoes but google thinks you mean potatoe alarm clocks and youre like " No google I did that in 5th grade" And you get upset and put that disgrace of a computer away and say "Im going to do something productive!" Which means your mom is making you help out at your 5 yr old cousin's birthday party while his stupid little friends and family party to the sound of babies crying and the smell of dipers being changed. But those people there you dont even know know excetp that time when you went to canada for your Grandpa's funeral and your mom says "Oh look thats my mom's cousin's aunt's sister honey! say hi!"
   Therefore, stay on the weird side of youtube.
   
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2. HakunaMatata14
   posted a quote
   September 1, 2013 10:36pm UTC
   Witty
   should have an app.
   For on the go happiness.
   
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3. HakunaMatata14
   posted a quote
   September 1, 2013 10:24pm UTC
   Being ignored
   by the person you love is one of the worst feelings ever
   
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4. HakunaMatata14
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   July 31, 2013 6:35pm UTC
   How many hair styles would Harry Styles style if Harry Styles could style hair Styles?
   
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5. HakunaMatata14
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   July 31, 2013 3:05pm UTC
   That moment when you walk into a
   spider web & suddenly turn into a karate master
   
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6. HakunaMatata14
   posted a quote
   May 25, 2013 3:12pm UTC
   Idk why you people are like...
   "Whenever I clean my room I always find an old toy and start playing with it."
   Ah Please, I just start playing with random socks and eventually ruin them.
   
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