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AmberSummer123

1. AmberSummer123
   posted a quote
   July 31, 2011 5:34pm UTC
   No i don't hate you, it's just...
   well let's put it this way-
   I hope you get your period
   in a shark tank
   
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2. AmberSummer123
   posted a quote
   July 31, 2011 5:08pm UTC
   Whip My Hair
   Must be a really depressing song for bald people...
   ♥
   
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3. AmberSummer123
   posted a quote
   July 31, 2011 4:38pm UTC
   Is it just me or,
   do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
   
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4. AmberSummer123
   posted a quote
   July 31, 2011 2:56pm UTC
   You want perfect?
   Go to Walmart Barbies are in isle 8
   [♥][♥][♥]
   
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5. AmberSummer123
   posted a quote
   July 28, 2011 7:56pm UTC
   I think washer machines are some what
   similar to Aztec gods.
   Every now & then they demand a sacrifice, in
   the form of a single sock
   °•°•°
   format to jayciecutie01
   
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6. AmberSummer123
   posted a quote
   July 27, 2011 3:24pm UTC
   KNEES;
   are so hard to shave.
   
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7. AmberSummer123
   posted a quote
   July 13, 2011 8:26pm UTC
   Where words fail
   ♫♫♫ {M} {U} {S} {I} {C} ♫♫♫
   speaks
   
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8. AmberSummer123
   posted a quote
   July 13, 2011 7:16pm UTC
   Girls are like,
   apples on trees. The best
   ones are at the top of the tree
   the boys don't wanna reach for
   the good ones, because they are afraid
   of falling and getting hurt. Instead they,
   get the rotten apples from the ground
   that aren't as good but easy. so the apples
   on top of the tree think that something is wrong
   with them, but in reality they are amazing
   they just have to wait for the right
   boy to come along, the one
   who's brave enough
   to climb
   all the way
   to the top
   of the tree
   
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9. AmberSummer123
   posted a quote
   July 13, 2011 6:59pm UTC
   You can't have a
   rainbow
   without a little rain
   
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10. AmberSummer123
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 6:43pm UTC
    t
    Ug Lee ;
    a nickname given to those who personify ugliness
    
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11. AmberSummer123
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 5:26pm UTC
    -----------♥-----------
    i will never regret you or say i wish i never met you, because once upon a time you were everything i ever needed
    -----------♥-----------
    
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12. AmberSummer123
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 5:00pm UTC
    Takes a
    B I T C H
    to know a
    B I T C H
    
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13. AmberSummer123
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 4:11pm UTC
    There isn't a prettiest girl in the world
    Every ones pretty different.
    
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14. AmberSummer123
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2011 4:34pm UTC
    Are Burger King and Dairy Queen married
    [Or are they just good friends?]
    
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15. AmberSummer123
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2011 4:25pm UTC
    i miss the old days when
    Our biggest daily worries were having to
    worry about what what mom was making for dinner
    ♥
    
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16. AmberSummer123
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2011 4:03pm UTC
    {there are plenty of fish in the sea but your my}
    ♥N♥ e♥ m♥o♥.........
    
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17. AmberSummer123
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 4:22pm UTC
    Dora : So what part did you like?"
    You: i liked when...
    Dora : Yeah i liked that too.
    You: B•tch i was'nt done!
    
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18. AmberSummer123
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 3:54pm UTC
    When karma finally hits you
    in the face,
    I'll be there
    just in case it needs some
    help
    
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19. AmberSummer123
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 3:35pm UTC
    Chuck Norris
    doesn't need a twitter, he's already foll oooowing you
    
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20. AmberSummer123
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 2:59pm UTC
    Blow Bubbles
    Not Boys
    
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