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AmberSummer123
posted a quote
June 27, 2011 11:33am UTC

According to tampon commercials:
Girls love to spin in circles, cuddle with animals and wear white all the time.
But in reality:
Girls cry eat, kill anyone that looks at them funny and sit in sweatpants all day

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AmberSummer123
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June 27, 2011 11:07am UTC

Time Spent Showering:
25% Daydreaming
25% Building up the courage to turn off the hot water and step into the cold air
20% Walking in a circle to maintain hot water distribution
10% Catching water in your mouth and spitting it out
10% Contemplating the hardest decisions of life
7% Washing hair
3% Washing other body parts

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AmberSummer123
posted a quote
June 27, 2011 10:54am UTC

phone-*low battery*
1.turn down brightness
2 . P ut on silent
3. Lock
4.Don't even think about going into a game or camera
5.Don't call anyone
&it dies

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AmberSummer123
posted a quote
June 26, 2011 10:16pm UTC

date like a man ,
so you don't get played
like a b#tch

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AmberSummer123
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June 26, 2011 9:49pm UTC

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Tell mommy I'm sorry,
life's just a party. nmf/nmq
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AmberSummer123
posted a quote
June 26, 2011 9:35pm UTC

{L o v e } me or {h a t e} me it
won't, make or break me
~Lil Wanye~

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AmberSummer123
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June 26, 2011 9:16pm UTC

If love isn't a s port,
{ Why are thereso many} P L A Y E R S ?