AmberSummer123's Quotes

AmberSummer123
posted a quote
June 28, 2011 10:30am UTC

FREE TOo
mingle
Kickin' it single

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AmberSummer123
posted a quote
June 28, 2011 10:25am UTC

I enjoy,
Long romantic walks...
{To my fridge}

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AmberSummer123
posted a quote
June 28, 2011 10:16am UTC

I typed ninjas into
Thesaurus.com
& the computer told me
"Ninja's cannot be found"
well played
Ninja's well played.

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AmberSummer123
posted a quote
June 28, 2011 9:25am UTC

:(: See that smiley face? well it's 2
{faced }
just like some people

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AmberSummer123
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June 28, 2011 9:08am UTC

Let the players play,
Let the haters hate
Because karma has a lovely way of dealing with their fate

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AmberSummer123
posted a quote
June 28, 2011 12:15am UTC

I turned my phone on
{airplane mode}
& thr ew it into the air
{Worst transformer ever}

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AmberSummer123
posted a quote
June 27, 2011 11:08pm UTC

Worrying
is like a rocking chair
it gives you something to do, but gets you nowhere

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AmberSummer123
posted a quote
June 27, 2011 10:17pm UTC

Admit it,
You've always wanted to see what the Disney channel announcer looks like

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AmberSummer123
posted a quote
June 27, 2011 10:04pm UTC

Max Factor mascara makes eyelashes appear 3 times longer....
Max Factor should make condoms

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AmberSummer123
posted a quote
June 27, 2011 8:34pm UTC

He's 19, you're 13, that's not dating that's
babysitting

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AmberSummer123
posted a quote
June 27, 2011 7:43pm UTC

Hunny, I'd l o v e to
punch you in the f a c e
but honestly why would I i m p r o v e
your l o o k s

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AmberSummer123
posted a quote
June 27, 2011 7:33pm UTC

No matter how long you've know someone,
they will eventually show their true colors.

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AmberSummer123
posted a quote
June 27, 2011 7:28pm UTC

Bi#ch really stands for:
Boys I'm Taking Charge Here

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AmberSummer123
posted a quote
June 27, 2011 7:21pm UTC

You're the reason the middle finger was invented
Bi♥ch

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AmberSummer123
posted a quote
June 27, 2011 7:14pm UTC

to file a complaint,
press the red
"x" at the top of the screen

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AmberSummer123
posted a quote
June 27, 2011 7:06pm UTC

If you are what you eat
then i guess you're
F A S T
C H E A P
&
easy

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AmberSummer123
posted a quote
June 27, 2011 6:58pm UTC

Today,
I stepped on a cornflake.
Guess that makes me a cereal ki l ler.

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AmberSummer123
posted a quote
June 27, 2011 6:53pm UTC

Dear Pringles,
Now that I'm no
longer a child my
hand no longer fits
into your tube of
delicousness.
Please work on
that.
Sincerly,
A hungry teenager

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AmberSummer123
posted a quote
June 27, 2011 6:20pm UTC

Once you start to dislike
someone
everything they do starts to annoy you.

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AmberSummer123
posted a quote
June 27, 2011 5:57pm UTC

Mocking
people in a voice they don't even have

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