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BravoSierra
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December 8, 2013 2:06pm UTC

People who bite into their ice cream
scare the shít out of me.

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Delicate*
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February 13, 2013 11:10am UTC

Beauty loved a Beast,
Because there was something hidden,
Deep underneath.
Beyond the blackness that you see,
You'd be surprised to discover,
It's more than what it seems.

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Steve
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February 4, 2013 2:44am UTC

Ted Healy: "What is this you're doing?"
Larry Fine: "The elevator dance."
Ted Healy: "Elevator dance?"
Larry Fine: "Yeah, there's no steps to it."

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LauzHeys
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January 22, 2013 8:59am UTC

Lucid Dreaming
Lay down and go to sleep. this works best if you are extremely tired. lay on your back with your arms at your side and eyes closed. STAY PERFECTLY STILL. You must stay awake. Your brain will send signals to your body to see if you are ready to sleep. These signals include: getting an itch, changing your body position, wanting to blink or move your eyeballs (remember your eyes should be closed). YOU MUST IGNORE ALL OF THESE IMPULSES. After about 20-30 minutes you will feel a weight on your chest; you may even hear weird noises. You are now in sleep Paralasis, if you open your eyes you will begin to hallucinate (dream with your eyes open) and you will not be able to move your body. Your body is now completely asleep. Now that you are aware you are dreaming, yo can shut your eyes and begin to dream instantly. You will be fully aware you are dreaming and can now (with some practice) control your dreams.

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EmilyxLovesxU
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January 18, 2013 2:28pm UTC

Liam: 19 = Mental age: 30.
Zayn: 20 = Mental age: 16.
Harry: 18 = Mental age: 10.
Niall: 19 = Mental age: 13.
Louis: 21 = Mental age: 5.
Accurate.

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jimmy365
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December 25, 2012 10:44am UTC

say “oh my god look at the blood on her pants” in a crowded hall & the girls who turn around are the ones on their period
alright satan lets take it down a notch sweetie

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jstallons
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December 20, 2012 7:00pm UTC

That awkward moment when you
over-hear a joke in someone else's conversation and accidentally laugh out loud.

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annalove26
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December 2, 2012 6:27pm UTC

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PrincessTee
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December 1, 2012 5:56am UTC

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yourcool
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November 29, 2012 9:13pm UTC

i hate it when strangers say
"i don't bite." yeah because the first thing i think when i meet somebody is "holy sh/t this b/tch is gonna bite me."

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AustinH
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November 17, 2012 11:20pm UTC

nerds who pretend to be surprised when they get an A+ on their tests
are worse than taylor swift's surprised face whenever she wins an award

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Hale_Storm18
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November 9, 2012 9:31pm UTC

If your parents ever walking into your room, go to this website--essaytyper.com--and smash the keyboard
You're welcome

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ilovepenguins46
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November 9, 2012 8:40pm UTC

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sarebobo101*
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November 6, 2012 5:25pm UTC

I think this is the saddest story I have ever heard:
"3 Days ago, my best friend died
2 DAYS AGO I FOUND OUT SHE WAS AN ORGAN DONOR
1 DAY AGO I HEARD A NINE YEAR OLD BOY NOW HAD HER HEART
TODAY I MET THAT NINE YEAR OLD BOY...
He said that since he had my best friends heart, he would be my best friend now...."

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Arilena :)*
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November 4, 2012 5:23am UTC

"we'd totally date a fan!"
liam: dates famous dancer
louis: dates gorgeous model
zayn: hooks up with famous singer
harry: hooks up with model
niall: sits there and does nothing
me: i love you niall

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