DEAR PARENTS,
JASMINE was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy, ALLADIN.
SNOW WHITE lived alone with 7 men.
PINNOCHIO was a lier
ROBIN HOOD was a thief
TARZAN walked around with no clothes on.
A stranger kissed SLEEPING BEAUTY, and she married him.
CINDERELLA lied and snuck out at night to attend a party.
You can't blame us.. We were taught to rebel since a young age
Sincerely,
Disney Kids