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VAS HAPPENIN'?!
ONE DIRECTION HAS COMPLETLY TAKEN OVER MY LIFE. I LOVE ALL THE BOYS BUT MY SOFT SPOT IS FOR HARRY STYLES! FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER
@hazzasonegirl TANKS BYE! :)

  1. FutureMrsBrunoMars FutureMrsBrunoMars
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 11:42pm UTC
    I'm not a size 0.
    I'M A SIZE 10.
    You know what? I love myself and I'm not fat.
    F*ck society. Everyone is perfect the way they are.
    Honestly, societ, I DON'T GIVE A F*CK.

  2. FutureMrsBrunoMars FutureMrsBrunoMars
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    How a friend signs my yearbook:Have a great summer! See you next year!How a best friend signs my yearbook:I hope you see Harry's four nipples in person this summer!

  3. FutureMrsBrunoMars FutureMrsBrunoMars
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 3:31pm UTC
    Harry changing the lyrics to "I Want" yesterday.
    http://youtu.be/PjnbxAsPgn4
    He says "Blow a kiss. Blow a job." and "Different d*ck every night."
    BRB, *dying of laughter"

  4. FutureMrsBrunoMars FutureMrsBrunoMars
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 4:08pm UTC
    Who Cares
    I don't see why One Direction quotes bother people so much. All I hear is people complaining about it but thats not going to stop anything. It's just another quote so deal. I'm not trying to be mean it's just reality. Everyone sees quotes they don't like. Just deal. Take a chill pill. I have had my fair share of quotes about One Direction and thats my choice. I do what I want. And if the 1D quotes make it to the top some people must like them. So just everybody leave everybody's quotes alone and live your life. Much love xx
    (ps I love One Direction so much)

  5. FutureMrsBrunoMars FutureMrsBrunoMars
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 12:50am UTC
    Stole My Heart
    1D Fanfic
    Chapter 5- The call
    I held onto Harry's number with my life as we walked to find the car. Katie was talking a mile a minute and freaking out. I was smiling and thinking that this wasn't real life. We drove back to my aunt's apartment which she wasn't staying in because she was on vacation. Me and Katie walked inside and then she started drilling me with conversation.
    "Ohmigosh! I cannot believe you have Harry Styles's phone number in your hands right now!"
    I said "Yeah I know!"
    Katie asked me to tell her everything in detail. So I did. She freaked even more and asked when I was gonna call. I told her I didn't know. When do you call Harry Styles? Never thought I'd have to ask my self this question. Should I call him tonight? Or maybe in the morning? What if he doesn't anwser? Is he tired? These thoughts and more went through my head.
    Katie said "Just call him now! N-O-W! As in right NOW!!!"
    I said" Are you sure what if-"
    Katie cut me off "HE LIKES YOU CALL HIM NOW!"
    I took a deep breath and told Katie to go away while I talked to Harry since she need to know what was going on. Of course she protested so I went out on the balcony. You could her the ocean in the distance as the warm see breeze brushed my hair and face. I took out my phone and saved him number in my contacts. I dialed the number and listened for the ring. My heart started beating really fast when I heard the ringing which seemed too long. And then silence and the noise of a phone being picked up.
    "Hello?"
    I said "Umm hi. Yeah. This is Hannah. Um yeah from tonight?"
    "Oh! Hi! How are you?"
    I said " I'm good and how are you?
    Harry said "I'm just wonderful now that I'm talking to you."
    "Oh thanks. Um so I had a really great time to night and your really amazing and so nice and I think your great and brilliant and umm yeah and good at singing so yeah."
    Harry said next "Why are you so nervous? *laughs* You're so cute even though I can't see you."
    I said "I don't really know. You make me lose control and I hardly know you. *nerous laughs*"
    Then he said "How about I get to know you over dinner tomorrow. I'll pick you up at 7. Sound good?"
    Then I blurted "Yeah it sounds really good. See you tomorrow."
    He said "Goodnight, love. Until tomorrow."
    And then I realized I had a date with Harry Styles.

  6. FutureMrsBrunoMars FutureMrsBrunoMars
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 6:43pm UTC
    Stole My Heart
    1D Fanfic
    Chapter 4- Phone Number
    We just stared at each other. Katie had to step on my foot for me to stop. Harry was so magnetic. I needed to talk to him. But what would I say? I couldn’t help noticing we had a moment there but want to discuss? All the other girls were fangirling about being backstage. I was taken by love at first sight. I sounded crazy, love, really? I don’t know what it was but it was something real. Harry gently pushed me to the side away from everyone and said “Hi, I’m Harry Styles.” And I’m here like and awkward potato. Like “Hi, I’m Hannah.” Keep cool, I thought. I wondered what he was thinking. He smiled and I smiled and laughed a nervous laugh. He said, “You’ve have the most beautiful smile. You’re really beautiful.” Of course this made me smile for like an idiot but I couldn’t help it. Then he grabbed my hand and said, “I’m lost in your amazing eyes and I knew I had to meet you.” To which I replied, “Thank you, you’re concert was amazing and you are too kind.” Why was I being a formal idiot? I was never like that before. He laughed and said, “I’d like to get to know you.” I said, “Me, too.” What was wrong with me? I couldn’t make normal conversation at all! Harry was told to greet all the fans so we moved back to the group. He watched me the whole time. Too soon we had to leave. Before everyone left we gave me a kiss on the cheek and said “Goodbye, love.” I walked out the door in a daze. Katie eyed me suspiciously. We were about to leave to arena when a large guy in black stopped us. His tag said, Paul. Paul said, “Harry wants your number.” And handed me a piece of paper and a pen. I tried to stop my hand from shaking but it was hard. I slowly wrote out my number. He handed me a paper back. He said, “This is Harry’s number.” I grabbed the paper and he walked away. I clutched the paper to my heart and looked at his number.
    Thanks for reading :) Comment if you liked :) More coming soon. New layout :)

  7. FutureMrsBrunoMars FutureMrsBrunoMars
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 10:12pm UTC
    Dear One Direction,
    You’ve got something one you. Clothes.
    Sincerely, Take them off

  8. FutureMrsBrunoMars FutureMrsBrunoMars
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 10:09pm UTC
    Harry Styles
    Thanks for being single a little bit longer
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>iloveyou<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
    Wait for me babe?

  9. FutureMrsBrunoMars FutureMrsBrunoMars
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 9:59pm UTC
    Sorry guys, I don't have time tonight to add another chapter. Studying for exams right now try to put one up tomorrow! :) Thanks:)

  10. FutureMrsBrunoMars FutureMrsBrunoMars
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 9:47pm UTC
    Stole My Heart- 1D Fanfic
    Chapter 3- Eyes
    Too soon the concert was over but I couldn't stop thinking about Harry's green eyes. We had a real moment. He doesn't know my name but he looked into my soul. Wow. Yes it was that deep. Katie was high on life and was dragging my backstage probally wondering why I wasn't screaming at the top of my lungs. She just needed to calm down. We flashed out back stage passes to the security outside the back area. About 5 other fans had passes too and we had to wait to meet One Direction. I was nervous. What would Harry say? "Sorry for staring at you after we had this momen where I stared into your eyes and something clicked??" I don' think so. But I was strangly calm but that look of composure on my face. Security opened the doors and we proceded to the back with the other fans. Everyone chatted excitedly except me. I was deep in thought. Maybe he would ignore it or maybe he had forgotten. We walked to the room and there they were standing waiting to great us and a pair of beautiful green eyes stared back into mine once again.
    HARRY'S POINT OF VIEW
    I couldn't stop staring at this girl in the front row. Her long brown hair and huge hazel eyes brought my attention upon her. I was in a solo and touched her hand and stared into those amazing eyes. I faultered for a moment but not too off beat to finish the song. We connected I could feel it. She was something I never saw before. I couldn't take my eyes off of her the rest of the concert. Was this love at first sight? I didn't know. But I knew she felt it too. I didn't know her name but I needed to see her again. The show ended and we headed backstage to greet fans. When they came back I saw a girl, calm not screaming or crying. She walked closer and it was my hazel eyed girl staring at my once again.

  11. FutureMrsBrunoMars FutureMrsBrunoMars
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 9:21pm UTC
    Stole My Heart- A 1D Fanfic
    Chapter 2- At First Sight
    We were going to the LA One Direction concert. We would be flying out tomorrow. My aunt would let us stay at her apartment. Me and Katie were insanely happy. Meeting One Direction! Oh my! I packed my bags and was ready to go. The next day me and Katie flew out to LA and went to the apartment. Katie said "Thank god we have two weeks off for spring break! We can stay in LA the whole time!" I said "It feels like a dream." Tonight was the concert and it hadn't fully sunken in yet. I felt like such a fangirl. Soon it came to time get ready for this. I wore a black pencil skirt with a black and white animal print shirt with red pumps and a red belt. Katie wore a blue flowly dress with lack pumps. We dress like A list gangstas. This was LA were else would be go all out? Colorado? NO. Katie drove as usual since I failed my drivers test. The lights of the arena shined out into the streets and twinkling sidewalks with light up trees where everywhere. LA was beautiful. Warm air and the night-life. We pulled into a parking area and headed inside. Front row seats! I needed to thank my mom again for scoring these amazing seats and the backstage passes. Soon the concert started and One Direction where in touching distance. The boys did amazing as expected. During a solo, Harry Styles walked over and touched my hand but not before we locked eyes and had a moment. I froze and just stared and he did too. Just one second staring in those green eyes. We connected and I saw everything I wanted in life. We paused for another second and returned to singing but watched me the rest of the time. I was too shocked to say anything. I tried to talk to Katie but she was about to pass out because Niall touched her hand. My world stopped and so did my heart. At first sight he stole my heart.
    Thanks if you read :) Comment if you liked :) More coming soon :) Thanks :)

  12. FutureMrsBrunoMars FutureMrsBrunoMars
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    Dear Ed Sheeran,
    Thank you so much for the A-Team. It is such a beautiful song andhas depressing story but true.
    Sincerely, Still Crying

  13. FutureMrsBrunoMars FutureMrsBrunoMars
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 8:46pm UTC
    LOL, Lewis?
    >>>>>>You must be new.
    Haha, Zayne?
    <<<<<<You must be new.
    LMAO, Harry's the only one in the band?
    >>>>>>You must be new.
    OMG, Neil?
    <<<<<< You must be new.
    ROFL, Liam likes spoons?
    >>>>>> You must be new.
    You must be new but
    You, sir, are not a Directioner.

  14. FutureMrsBrunoMars FutureMrsBrunoMars
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 8:39pm UTC
    You talk to your One Direction posters.
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    .........yeah me too.

  15. FutureMrsBrunoMars FutureMrsBrunoMars
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 8:35pm UTC
    Stole My Heart- A One Direction Fanfic
    Chapter 1- The Wait
    Tick tock. The clock was mocking. It sounded as if it was saying One Direction with every beat. Ugh! I looked over to my best friend, Katie. She rolled her eyes and tapped her pencil in irritation. She mouthed, "Is this over yet??" I said, "Kill me now" The teacher, like one billion years old and needed to retire, droned on and on about grammer and English. Blah. I looked at the other kids in the room but everyone was practically asleep. The teacher said, someting about direction and I though about One Direction. This was seriously killing me. Today was the day I was going to find out it me and Katie would meet One Direction! I looked at the clock again...10 more minutes. Buzz! I felt my phone against my pocket. A text from Katie! I read "I'm freaking out! If your mom can't get us to meet 1D, we're 16 we can do this ourselves!" I texted back, "My mom's got the cash and it HAS to happen!" BUZZZZZ! That was the bell, me and Katie grabbed our books are ran out of the room and quickly to her car. She drove to my house and we had to wait for the news from my mother. An hour later she walked through the door with 2 tickets and backstage passes to the One Direction concert! OMG! I WAS GOING TO MEET ONE DIRECTION!
    Sorry so boring. First chapters are usually. Please comment if you liked! :) Making more chapters soon! :) Thanks! :)

  16. FutureMrsBrunoMars FutureMrsBrunoMars
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 5:01pm UTC
    I'm gonna try and make One Direction fanfic soon. :) I'm lazy so it might take awhile

  17. FutureMrsBrunoMars FutureMrsBrunoMars
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 10:41pm UTC
    directioner: "ASDJHNGKJHRBISFS!!!"
    me: "I know. I know. I understand completely."

  18. FutureMrsBrunoMars FutureMrsBrunoMars
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 10:51pm UTC
    *Thoughts While I Shower*
    Me: Peanut butter shower time!!! Wow I'm weird.
    Me: Shampoo timeeee! Awww crap soap in my eye! Soap in my eye!
    Me: AND I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU!!!!!!
    Me: What if One Direction walked in on me?
    Me: Dance break!!!!! *slips and falls* Hope my family doesn't think I died.....
    Me: I wish I could fly....That would be cool.
    Me: Wow. It's been an hour already.
    Me: I forgot my towl....Again, really?

  19. FutureMrsBrunoMars FutureMrsBrunoMars
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 7:01pm UTC
    And does anybody else know what a STARSHIP is? Because I still have no idea......

  20. FutureMrsBrunoMars FutureMrsBrunoMars
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 6:56pm UTC
    That popular boy a grade ahead of me called my pretty everyday. I won't forget.

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