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  1. Restitutor Orbis* Restitutor Orbis*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2014 6:51pm UTC
    It's life, and it's death. It's a creator, and it's a destroyer.
    From its simple shape, complexity flows forth.
    What is it?

  2. ParticipationAward* ParticipationAward*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2014 8:17pm UTC
    Yeah a boyfriend with abs sounds nice but someone who
    will lay on the couch with me while watching stupid tv shows
    and feed me cool ranch doritos sounds a heck of a lot better.

  3. Carla Crahan.* Carla Crahan.*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2014 3:11pm UTC
    —How are you?
    (Always the same question)
    —I'm fine.
    (Always the same lie)

  4. ajxo* ajxo*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2014 1:40am UTC
    sometimes you think its easier to run from your problems, but eventually it'll come back to bite you in the a**

  5. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2014 1:52pm UTC
    Person: are you crying?
    Me: no, I'm having an allergic reaction.
    Person: to what?
    Me: life

  6. Mi_iM Mi_iM
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 12:22pm UTC
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I thought i was ugly
    Until i met you

  7. AmyBird AmyBird
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 12:24pm UTC
    Over and Over..... I tried, Over and Over..... you lied, Over and Over..... I cried, and I dont know why..

  8. mardore mardore
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 12:26pm UTC
    head up
    stay strong
    fake smile
    move on

  9. Leah_Jane933 Leah_Jane933
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 12:29pm UTC
    That awkward moment i class where its dead silent and your stomach decides to sound like a dying whale.

  10. Leah_Jane933 Leah_Jane933
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 12:32pm UTC
    Yes, I'm a girl.
    But I hang out with guys
    because its less drama

  11. Quotesfreak Quotesfreak
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 12:48pm UTC
    Mom,
    I have good
    news!
    'You got a 100
    in your math
    test?!'
    Mom, I said good news, not a miracle.

  12. thestorynofar* thestorynofar*
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 12:54pm UTC
    when you see a hot guy on TV, so you try to talk to him, and when he doesn't reply, you get up and stroke his face, whispering, "Sh. Don't speak."
    ._.

  13. Leah_Jane933 Leah_Jane933
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 12:55pm UTC
    I hate being put Second.
    To those I put First.

  14. lillybeth7 lillybeth7
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 12:56pm UTC
    who in the world came up with walking up to a stranger houses and asking for candy?
    seriously...

  15. lillybeth7 lillybeth7
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 1:00pm UTC
    Outside my door are witches, devils, clowns & strange looking creatures. It must be Halloween because the family reunion was in July

  16. xodancerxo3 xodancerxo3
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 6:29pm UTC
    Twit
    A Pregnant Goldfish..

  17. Laura001 Laura001
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 6:33pm UTC
    2# That awkward moment when. .
    wikipedia copied your homwork........

  18. BEACHYLOVE BEACHYLOVE
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2011 8:18pm UTC
    I trust him
    as far as I can throw him.
    & I don’t think
    I could even lift him up.

  19. livelovelifealot livelovelifealot
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2011 10:24pm UTC
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  20. coolj coolj
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2011 8:46pm UTC
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