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coolj

1. coolj
   posted a quote
   May 30, 2012 4:39pm UTC
   I want a person who
   comes into my life by accident,
   & stays on purpose.
   
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2. coolj
   posted a quote
   May 30, 2012 4:39pm UTC
   I want a person who
   comes into my life by accident,
   & stays on purpose.
   
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3. coolj
   posted a quote
   May 30, 2012 4:39pm UTC
   I want a person who
   comes into my life by accident,
   & stays on purpose.
   
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4. coolj
   posted a quote
   May 30, 2012 4:39pm UTC
   I want a person who
   comes into my life by accident,
   & stays on purpose.
   
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5. coolj
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   May 30, 2012 4:36pm UTC
   You know why Shrek is the perfect fairyta le?
   Shrek teaches us that imperfect people
   can still have their own happy endings.
   
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6. coolj
   posted a quote
   May 30, 2012 4:35pm UTC
   Your Beautiful.
   I'm not!
   Go look in a mirror, did it break? No, cause your beautiful. Go stand on the scale, did it say error? No, cause your skinny. Look down at your phone. Are you alone? No, because you have me.
   
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7. coolj
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   April 9, 2012 6:33pm UTC
   3 most difficult things to do:
   1. You can't count your hair
   2. You can't wash your eyes with soap
   3. You can't breathe when your tongue is out...
   Now please put your tongue back inside and click the ♥ if you tried it!
   
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8. coolj
   posted a quote
   April 9, 2012 6:22pm UTC
   Drake: Are you calling me a liar?
   Josh: I ain't calling you a truther!
   Josh: You want a mouth full of fist?
   Drake: You want a butt full of foot?
   Josh: I hope you go bald!
   Drake: I hope they cancel Oprah!
   Josh: YOU TAKE THAT BACK.
   
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9. coolj
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   March 12, 2012 6:13pm UTC
   THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A GOOD GIRL... A GOOD GIRL IS JUST A BAD GIRL WHO HASNT BEEN CAUGHT YET #LOL
   
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10. coolj
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 6:05pm UTC
    fav if you are a
    NERDASAURUS
    I KNOW I AM
    
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11. coolj
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 5:56pm UTC
    im moody like
    squiudward
    a bit dumb like
    patrick
    a little cold-hearted like
    plankton
    and sometimes stupid like
    MR. KRABS
    but i assure you that
    ill always be there for you
    just like
    spongebob
    
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12. coolj
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    March 12, 2012 5:45pm UTC
    spongebob and patrick
    spongebob: ill be your spongebob if you will be my patrick
    patrick: its a deal :)
    
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13. coolj
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    February 8, 2012 7:21pm UTC
    wedding rings:the world smallest handcuffs
    
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14. coolj
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    February 8, 2012 7:16pm UTC
    Something to do when you are bored in Walmart: Hide in clothes basket and when someone walks by jump out and scream" HELLO WELCOME TO NARNIA!
    
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15. coolj
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    February 1, 2012 3:51pm UTC
    JUST KEEP SWIMMING
    -DOREY FROM FINDING NEMO
    
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16. coolj
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    February 1, 2012 3:48pm UTC
    IF U WATCH JENNA MARBLES AND DID THE FACE SHE TOLD U TO DO WHEN U WANTED SOMEONE TO STOP LOOKING AT YOU FAVORTIE THIS AND IF U HAVENT SEEN IT, U SHUD
    
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17. coolj
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    January 23, 2012 4:51pm UTC
    ONE DAY THERE WAS THIS GIRL WHO FELL IN LOVE WITH THIS GUY WHO GOT CANCER AND DIED FROM IT INSTEAD OF THE GIRL CRYING FOR HOURS SHE WAS HAPPY! SHE WAS HAPPY BEACAUSE HER AMAZING NICE BOYFRIEND WENT TO A BETTER PLACE AND SHE DECIDED SHE NEEDED TO BE WITH HIM SO THEY BOTH CAN BE HAPPY SO THE NEXT DAY SHE STEPPED IN FRONT OF A TRAIN AND SCREAMED "ILL BE WITH YOU SOON" AND THEN BOOOMM THEY WERE TOGETHER AGAIN
    THEE END
    
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18. coolj
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    January 23, 2012 4:43pm UTC
    are you from africa?
    cuz AFRICAN LOVE YOU
    
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19. coolj
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    December 19, 2011 5:49pm UTC
    jingel bells
    FACEBOOK smells
    TWITTER laid an egg
    MYSPACE yuck
    BING sucks
    and WITTY all the way:)
    
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20. coolj
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 5:43pm UTC
    If couples who are in love are called love birds,
    Then couples who argue should be called angry birds.
    
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