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  1. cocobananasxx cocobananasxx
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 4:54pm UTC
    You, sir,
    Have perfect abs.
    Therefore,
    I will touch them. ♥

  2. neversaynever16 neversaynever16
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 12:59pm UTC
    ❤❤ ❤ ❤ ❤
    Good News! ValentinesDay is Cancelled!Mathmatical Proof14-02-12 = 0
    format by neversaynever16 follow for a follow :)

  3. notyouraverageteenagegirl notyouraverageteenagegirl
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 3:49pm UTC
    & i wish i had
    the courage to tell him
    "i love you"
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 6:10pm UTC
    that awkward moment when
    you're telling your friend something hilarious and they're just like "you already told me...."

  5. mwittym mwittym
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 4:49pm UTC
    That annoying moment
    when the teacher asks a question and you think you know the answer but don't raise your hand. Then someone else says your answer and it ends up being correct.

  6. OneDirection_Facts OneDirection_Facts
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 6:44pm UTC
    One Direction fact #111
    Once Zayn saw a fan crying, and he pushed his way through the crowd to see if she's okay and go comfort her.
    format by DamnnTaylerx

  7. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 1:22pm UTC
    Baby, are you jealous?
    No.
    Baby, are you jealous?
    No.
    Baby, are you jealous?
    I already told you, no.
    Baby, can I get a kiss?
    GO GET A KISS FROM THAT UGLY GIRL THAT LIKED YOUR STATUS ON FACEBOOK!!!!!!

  8. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 7:45pm UTC
    *Rolls like a secret agent*
    P E R R Y THE PLATYPUS!!
    *sings theme song*
    nmq/nmf

  9. OneDirection_Facts OneDirection_Facts
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 6:19pm UTC
    One Direction fact #108
    Liam says he spends so much time with Niall he sometimes starts talking in an Irish accent without noticing.
    format by DamnnTaylerx

  10. cupcakes4eva cupcakes4eva
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 4:43pm UTC
    My friend was DUMPED on Valentines Day.
    To make it worse, he didn't even have the
    courtesy to end it himself, he asked his
    friend to do it.
    Fave if you think this is WRONG </3

  11. OneDirection_Facts OneDirection_Facts
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 5:19pm UTC
    One Direction fact #100
    One time Zayn waved and mimed 'hello' to a fan through the car window, and she passed out.
    format by DamnnTaylerx

  12. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 3:14pm UTC
    I could be dead in a second
    Everything's so...fragile

  13. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 3:10pm UTC
    I will never understand
    Why someone could possibly sit
    In front of their computer screen
    And say
    "Kill yourself"
    "You are a waste of space"
    "You are worthless"

  14. UnfogettableMe UnfogettableMe
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 3:45pm UTC
    Happy Valentine's Day, baby.
    We all miss you down here.
    Don't worry, I wasn't alone today.
    Austin skipped school to be with me.
    We watched The Notebook.
    It's never going to be the same without you, though.
    I love you so much. Rest in Paradise.

  15. mayday mayday
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 7:20pm UTC
    I think my iPhone is broken,
    I pressed the home button & I'm still at school.

  16. xoxalex xoxalex
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    that awkward moment when you see a
    bunch of kids from school hanging out at the mall and you're there with yourmom
    nmf

  17. MsEmilyHoran MsEmilyHoran
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 11:08am UTC
    ❒ Single
    ❒ Taken
    ✔ Mentally Dating A One Direction Member

  18. remembermex3 remembermex3
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 4:44pm UTC
    So today...
    .
    I went to Hallmark to find my mom a birthday card. Beside me, an elderly man was standing in front of the Valentines card section contemplating which one to get. He found what he wanted and went to wait in line to check out. I found my mom a card, and got in line behind him. It turns out, he was a few cents short, so I gave him the spare quarters in my pocket to help him pay. He thanked me, and I smiled and asked “are you getting a Valentine’s Day for your wife?”
    He smiled a little, and then replied: "My wife died 3 years ago, but Valentines Day was our anniversary and I still buy her roses and a card every year and bring them to her grave to prove to her that she is the only one that will ever have my heart."
    True love still exists.

  19. khsoc02 khsoc02
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 3:44pm UTC
    "Quick, pretend your sleeping!"
    never gets old.

  20. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 9:29pm UTC
    How Many Days
    will we go without talking this time?

:)

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