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  1. jillybean jillybean
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2010 8:11pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  2. amazingME44 amazingME44
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2010 8:21pm UTC
    I'm not
    RANDOM
    you just
    can't think
    as FAST
    as me.

  3. BrookieBaby BrookieBaby
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2010 8:22pm UTC
    laughing so hard no noise comes out;
    so you just sit there clapping Iike a retarded seal.

  4. gracieee97 gracieee97
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2010 8:26pm UTC
    i'm looking forward to the fireworks
    you know, ill be in the corner with my lil sparkler.
    -the situation(:
    haha

  5. amazingME44 amazingME44
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2010 8:39pm UTC
    I Run With Scissors.
    It Makes Me Feel Dangerous.

  6. xoash73xo xoash73xo
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2010 8:45pm UTC
    LMFAO
    THERE'S 69 FRIENDS ONLINE ;)


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. x3pauuulina x3pauuulina
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2010 2:00pm UTC
    my name must taste good
    »because it's always in your mouth.«

  9. ohhshanappp ohhshanappp
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2010 10:55pm UTC
    we talked about the old times
    ///////////////////// and it made me smile, because you didn't forget. « - - - - - - -

  10. ohhshanappp ohhshanappp
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2010 9:33pm UTC
    No one is afraid of heights,
    [ t h e y ' r e a f r a i d t o f a l l . ]
    N o o n e i s a f r a i d t o p l a y ,
    [ t h e y ' r e a f r a i d t o l o s e . ]
    No one is afraid of the dark,
    [ t h e y ' r e a f r a i d o f w h a t ' s i n i t ]
    No one is afraid to say "l love you"
    [ t h e y ' r e a f r a i d o f t h e r e s p o n s e. ]

  11. kaitlynamazing96 kaitlynamazing96
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2010 5:52pm UTC
    CONVERSATION ON PHONE BETWEEN A BOY AND GIRL WHO HAVE BEEN TOGETHER FOR 5 MONTHS: (it's sad but read it. it's worth it)
    Boy: Hey, hun!
    Girl: Hey.
    Boy: I missed you at school today. Why weren't you there?
    Girl: Yeah, I had to go to the doctor.
    Boy: Oh really? Why?
    Girl: Oh, nothing. Just some annual shots, that's all.
    Boy: Oh.
    Girl: So what did we do in math today?
    Boy: You didn't miss anything that great, just a lot of notes.
    Girl: Ok, good.
    Boy: Yeah.
    Girl: Hey, I have a question...
    Boy: Ok, ask away.
    Girl: ....how much do you love me?
    Boy: You know I love you more than anything in this world.
    Girl: Yeah...
    Boy: Why did you ask?
    Girl: ...>silence<...
    Boy: Is something wrong?
    Girl: No. Nothing at all.
    Girl: ...how much do you care about me?
    Boy: I would give you the world in a heartbeat if I could.
    Girl: You would?
    Boy: Yeah of course I would. >sounding worried< Is there something wrong?
    Girl: No, everything's fine..
    Boy: Are you sure
    Girl: Yeah.
    Boy: Okay...I hope so.
    Girl: .....would you die for me?
    Boy: I would take a bullet for you anyday, hun.
    Girl: Really?
    Boy: Anyday. Now, seriously, is there something wrong?
    Girl: No, I'm fine. You're fine. We're fine. Everyone and everything is fine.
    Boy: ......okay.
    Girl: ....well, I have to go. I'll see you tomorrow at school.
    Boy: Alright, bye. I LOVE YOU!
    Girl: Yeah...I love you, too. Bye.
    THE NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL:
    Boy: Hey, have you seen my girlfriend today?
    Friend: No.
    Boy: Oh.
    Friend: She wasn't here yesterday, either.
    Boy: I know. She was acting all weird on the phone last night.
    Friend: Well, dude, you know how girls are sometimes.
    Boy: Yeah, but not her.
    Friend: I don't know what else to say, man.
    Boy: Okay, well I gotta get to english. I'll see ya after school.
    Friend: Yeah I gotta get to science. Later.
    THAT NIGHT:
    -ring-
    -ring-
    -ring-
    Girl: Hello?
    Boy: Hey.
    Girl: Oh, hi.
    Boy: Why weren't you at school today?
    Girl: Uh, I had another appointment with the doctor.
    Boy: Are you sick?
    Girl: ….um, I have to go. My mom’s calling on the other line.
    Boy: I’ll wait.
    Girl: It may take a while. I’ll call you later.
    Boy: Alright……I love you.
    >very long pause<
    Girl: (with a tear in her eye) Look, I think we should break up.
    Boy: What!?
    Girl: It’s the best thing for us right now.
    Boy: Why?
    Girl: I love you.
    -click-
    THE GIRL DOESN’T COME TO SCHOOL FOR 3 MORE WEEKS AND DOESNT ANSWER HER PHONE.
    Boy: Hey dude.
    Friend: Hey.
    Boy: What’s up?
    Friend: Nothing. Hey…have you talked to your ex lately?
    Boy: No.
    Friend: So you didn’t hear?
    Boy: Hear what?
    Friend: Um, I don’t know if I should be the one to tell you…
    Boy: dude, what the hell just tell me!
    Friend: Uh….call this number…433-555-3468
    Boy: Ok…
    BOY CALLS NUMBER AFTER SCHOOL
    -ring-
    -ring-
    -ring-
    Voice: Hello, Suppam County Hospital. This is Nurse Beckham.
    Boy: Uh, I must have the wrong number. I’m looking for my friend.
    Voice: What is their name, sir?
    (boy gives info)
    Voice: Yes, this is the right number. She’s one of our patients here.
    Boy: Really? Why? What happened? How is she?
    Voice: Her room number is 646 in building A, suite 3.
    Boy: WHAT HAPPENED!?!
    Voice: Please come by, sir, and you can see her. Goodbye.
    Boy: WAIT! NO!
    -dial tone-
    BOY GOES TO HOSPITAL, AND TO ROOM ..646, BUILDING A, SUITE 3. GIRL IS LYING IN THE HOSPITAL BED.
    Boy: Oh my God, are u okay??
    Girl: .......
    Boy: Sweetie!! Talk to me!!
    Girl: I.....
    Boy: You what? YOU WHAT?
    Girl: I have cancer and I’m on life support.
    Boy: ....>breaks into tears<....
    Girl: They're taking me off tonight.
    Boy: Why?
    Girl: I wanted to tell you, but I couldn’t .
    Boy: Why didn’t you tell me?
    Girl: I didn’t want to hurt you.
    Boy: You could never hurt me.
    Girl: I just wanted to see if you felt about me the same as I felt about you.
    Boy: ?
    Girl: I love you more than anything. I would give you the world in a heartbeat. I would die for you and take a bullet for you.
    Boy: (crying)
    Girl: Don’t be sad. I love you and I’ll always be here with you
    Boy: Then why did you break up with me?
    Nurse: Young man, visiting hours are over.
    The boy leaves and later that night the girl is taken off of life support and dies, but what the boy didn’t know is that the girl only asked him those questions so she could hear him say it one last time. She only broke up with him because she knew she only had 3 more weeks left to live and thought that it would cause him less pain and give him time to get over her before she died.
    NEXT DAY
    The boy is found dead with a gun in one hand and a note in the other.
    THE NOTE SAID:
    “I told her that I would take a bullet for her, just like she said she would die for me.”

  12. CMPSunday CMPSunday
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2010 9:01pm UTC
    Yes...
    I'm a girl
    I push doors that clearly say PULL
    I laugh harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing.
    I walk into a room and [forget] why I was there
    I count on my fingers in math class
    I try to accomplish things with time still on the microwave
    I wish for Love every 11:11,
    [I][Lie][Sometimes] to hide the pain
    I say its a long story when it's really not
    I fall in love too hard too fast
    all I want is to kiss you in the rain
    -YES-I'M-A-GIRL-
    but thats more than it seems...

  13. rwebb_12 rwebb_12
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2010 5:06am UTC
    she's just
    c r a z y a b o u t
    that boy ♥
    [highlight]

  14. takeachancex7 takeachancex7
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2009 6:01pm UTC
    *At my birthday party
    ♥ // my crush came up and told me and my friend really funny joke
    after he walked away my dad came up behind me and whispered
    "is that your boyfriend?" I blushed and said "no why?" and he said
    "because he's completely in love with you" so i said "yeah right,
    why would you think that?" and he said "because he looked at
    you the exact same way that I look at your mother every day." // ♥
    -i wishh<333 i had a dream sorta like this last night,
    and i always wanted to make one of these(:

  15. snowsurfsunx3 snowsurfsunx3
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2009 5:53pm UTC
    i once wondered why
    our hearts are on the left side of our chest
    when everything else is symmetrical.
    shouldn't it be in the center?
    then i realized hearts are not
    supposed to be alone.
    when you hug someone you love,
    their heart beats right next to yours
    in symmetry

  16. 12iloveyoubaby12 12iloveyoubaby12
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2010 4:05pm UTC
    My BestFriend.
    Commited Suicide 2 and a half months ago.
    I feel like there is no one who understands,
    I found her.
    I found her hung, on a light brown rope..
    Its sad, because we all saw it coming.
    She cut, mostly every night.
    Down the the bone.
    But no one actually thought she would do it...
    She got tortured everyday.
    And what i would like to do.
    Is start Suicide Awareness.
    Because if someone hates their life,
    the next day, it could easily be gone.
    And if you know someone who cuts,
    or if you cut.
    Make sure they konw that people do care.
    Favorite this please, You could be saving a life.

  17. emilyonacloud emilyonacloud
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2010 4:09pm UTC
    Eminem raps about life.
    not girls, weed and cars.

  18. happym0nster happym0nster
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2010 9:54pm UTC
    AND YOU'VE
    GOT A SMILE
    THAT COULD
    * * * LIGHT UP THIS
    WHOLE TOWN

  19. xxpaperheart xxpaperheart
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2010 10:26pm UTC
    "DON'T MOVE!"
    "why?"
    "THERE'S THIS HUGE BUG DON'T -"
    *spaz attack*
    fave if this has happened to you :D

  20. linglinggggg linglinggggg
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2010 10:26pm UTC
    the biggest mistake
    you can make ,is to drift apart from someone who you once had the time of your life with.

:)

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