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1. xxpaperheart
   posted a quote
   December 9, 2011 5:40pm UTC
   hi, follow me on tumblr. <3
   www.simply-naive.tumblr.com
   i follow baaacckk (;
   
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2. xxpaperheart
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   November 10, 2011 9:17pm UTC
   if someone says you're ugly, punch them in the
   eyes so they won't have to look at you anymore.
   it's almost a random act of kindness.
   
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3. xxpaperheart
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   July 28, 2011 2:25pm UTC
   we may not have it all together, but together we have it all. ♥
   
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4. xxpaperheart
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   July 28, 2011 2:13pm UTC
   FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
   REAL FRIENDS: Is the reason you have no food.
   FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
   REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours
   FRIENDS: know a few things about you
   REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you
   FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
   REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say ‘I’M HOME!’
   FRIENDS: Are for a while
   REAL FRIENDS: Are for life
   FRIENDS: will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
   REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you. <3
   
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5. xxpaperheart
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   July 14, 2011 6:14pm UTC
   sure, i'd love to help you out! ...so, which way did you come in?
   
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6. xxpaperheart
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   July 14, 2011 5:37pm UTC
   even though parents always say,
   "i was a teenager once, too!"
   ...they don't get it.
   
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7. xxpaperheart
   posted a quote
   June 1, 2011 7:39pm UTC
   shut up,
   you'll never be the man your mother is.
   
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8. xxpaperheart
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   April 10, 2011 4:13pm UTC
    
            wishing things things were       
   {different}
    is a great way to torture yourself.
    
   
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9. xxpaperheart
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   April 9, 2011 6:11pm UTC
   Child: Dad, I'm hungry!
   Dad: Hey, Hungry!
   Child: Dad, I'm serious.
   Dad: I thought you were Hungry!
   Child: Are you kidding me?!
   Dad: No, I'm Dad!
   
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10. xxpaperheart
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    February 26, 2011 3:55pm UTC
    a girl worth kissing
    is not easily kissed
    ♥
    
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11. xxpaperheart
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    February 26, 2011 3:42pm UTC
    ♥ maybe it's not always about
    trying to fix something broken.
    maybe it's about starting over,
    and creating something better.
    
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12. xxpaperheart
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    February 26, 2011 3:33pm UTC
    GF: Ugh! I'm so fat and ugly!
    Please, say something positive.
    BF: Well.. you have really good eyesight, babe. ;)
    
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13. xxpaperheart
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    February 25, 2011 3:35pm UTC
    if it's called homeroom, where the f*ck is my bed?!
    
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14. xxpaperheart
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    February 25, 2011 3:12pm UTC
    that moment when your with your friends, and one of them says something funny. you laugh so hard you become a cat, then decide to start dancing. now you're halfway through this and realize it doesn't make any sense. and you question your sanity, and why you're still reading this. but that doesn't matter.
    because you're awesome.
    
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15. xxpaperheart
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    February 14, 2011 5:15pm UTC
    that awkward moment..
    when you win a grammy& everybody has to google your name.
    
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16. xxpaperheart
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    February 14, 2011 4:52pm UTC
    what can i do ♥
    to make you love me?
    
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17. xxpaperheart
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    February 12, 2011 4:59pm UTC
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    January 2, 2011 8:55pm UTC
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19. xxpaperheart
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    January 2, 2011 2:12pm UTC
    sometimes, i just hate people.
    
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    November 22, 2010 8:41pm UTC
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