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Abrahamlincoln · 1 decade ago
Hello, ma'am. My name is Abe, but you can call me A-sizzle, please be my brethren dog.
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Abrahamlincoln · 1 decade ago
Hello, ma'am. My name is Abe, but you can call me A-sizzle, please be my brethren dog.
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Hale_Storm18 · 1 decade ago
ABE DAWG!
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Abrahamlincoln · 1 decade ago
Maybe, maybe not. Only my lovers know.
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Abrahamlincoln · 1 decade ago
alright
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Abrahamlincoln · 1 decade ago
nmuuu
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Abrahamlincoln · 1 decade ago
hi
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Abrahamlincoln · 1 decade ago
yeah Jacob is my homie
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LauzHeys · 1 decade ago
I don't remember what I said, Sir.
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Abrahamlincoln · 1 decade ago
hi
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Abrahamlincoln · 1 decade ago
I'M GUUUUD MY BRUDA
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Abrahamlincoln · 1 decade ago
I'm not seeing her!!?
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ParticipationAward* · 1 decade ago
lol what are you talking about mr.president???
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Abrahamlincoln · 1 decade ago
THERE IS A MOVIE? SO PEOPLE KNOW I KILLED VAMPIRES!? What is this.
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Abrahamlincoln · 1 decade ago
I' 've been to a theater before. Got shot.
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Abrahamlincoln · 1 decade ago
hello ma'am
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Abrahamlincoln · 1 decade ago
no, ma'am.
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Abrahamlincoln · 1 decade ago
Steve, I don't have many idols; but you're one of them.
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Ethanol · 1 decade ago
OH MY GOD
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Steve · 1 decade ago
Thanks for being honest, Abe.
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sammy* · 1 decade ago
this is hilarious :P
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roseth0rn · 1 decade ago
oh my god steve. This reply is like the best one witty.
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Abrahamlincoln · 1 decade ago
Mary has been dead for years now! She died years after checking herself in! YOU CAN'T BE MY MARY.
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