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blonde_blueyes_breakable
posted a quote
October 8, 2012 10:47pm UTC

You never realize how
much you like someone
until you watch them
like someone else.

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$*
posted a quote
October 8, 2012 1:48pm UTC

When I see you two together it feels like I'm getting
punched in the heart 9877332 times.

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IJustNeedLovee
posted a quote
October 1, 2012 2:35pm UTC

Oh, ok. I'll just sit here andpretend that didn't hurt
like always...
♥nmq
nmf

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marie1616
posted a quote
October 1, 2012 2:38pm UTC

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Arilena :)*
posted a quote
October 1, 2012 2:17pm UTC

Friend 1: Omg my boyfriend sent me the cutest message ever about how much he loves me!
Friend 2: Omg the guy I like sent me a message about how beautiful he thinks I am!
Me: Sometimes people on witty fave my quotes. It's very touching.

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ilovepenguins46
posted a quote
September 29, 2012 3:34pm UTC

*during a robbery*
Robber: "Give me all the money, or else you're Geometry!"
Cashier: "... Don't you mean History?"
Robber: "Don't change the subject!"
Both: "HAHAHAHAAHA!"

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Raining_Sunshine
posted a quote
September 25, 2012 6:20pm UTC

On Reality TV Shows:
Host: And the winner is...
Me: *sings the alphabet*
Me: *counts to one million*
Me: *makes a sandwich*
Me: *visits Narnia*
Me: *circles the globe three times*
Host: ... *announces winner*

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
September 27, 2012 4:11pm UTC

Sometimes you don’t notice
who’s really there for you
because you’re too busy
noticing someone
you wish
who was

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
September 27, 2012 4:02pm UTC

Remember
you’re someone’s idea of perfect.
You just have to find out whose

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alliecat2323
posted a quote
September 29, 2012 1:22pm UTC

My life is like a
romantic comedy.
Except there's no romance, and it's
just me laughing
at my own jokes.

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Kenzie829
posted a quote
September 30, 2012 4:35pm UTC

I'M IN MY BED
YOUR IN YOUR BED
. . .
ONE OF US IS IN THE
WRONG PLACE.

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
September 24, 2012 5:04pm UTC

Suicide doesn't end the pain
It just gives it to someone else.

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
September 27, 2012 2:51pm UTC

When I look at pictures from my childhood,
I always wonder if that curly haired little girl in the pictures would be proud if she saw who I am today.

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HannahLovesYou123
posted a quote
September 26, 2012 10:25pm UTC

I've got 99 problems,
And school is every single one.

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Maddyhj
posted a quote
September 26, 2012 9:01pm UTC

You're alive. That means you have infinite potential. You can do anything, make anything, dream anything. If you change the world, the world will change. ♥
-Neil Gaiman

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yourcool
posted a quote
September 21, 2012 5:38pm UTC

Did you know if you scream "bloody marry"
3 times in the mirror at 3AM, your mom will tell you to shut up and go to bed.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
September 17, 2012 4:20pm UTC

How I got out of doing the dishes My mom: Do the dishes
Me: *places sock on counter*
My mom: What's this? Why is it here? *hands me the sock*
Me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK!
My mom: wait what?
Me: DOBBY IS A FREE ELF
Me: *runs to room*
nmq

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jimmy365
posted a quote
September 8, 2012 2:58pm UTC

Teacher: Alright it's time to take attendance
Me: Okay I got this
Teacher: *calls your name*
Me: Here
Me: nailed it

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Sober
posted a quote
September 14, 2012 3:37pm UTC

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HannahLovesYou123
posted a quote
September 10, 2012 10:59pm UTC

I want to wake up on the right side of the wrong bed.

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