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FlipThatEmoHair
posted a quote
August 26, 2011 6:13pm UTC

SO I GRABBED THE BEAR BY THE THROAT,
looked him right in the eyes, and I said,
"Bear, you have 'til the count of zero to put some pants on and apologize
to the president." And, um, that’s the story of how I was elected
into the parliament of Uzbekistan.

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WonderfulLove
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August 11, 2012 7:27pm UTC

How strange it is that people of honest feelings and sensibility, who would not take advantage of a man born without arms or legs or eyes- how such people think nothing of abusing a man born with low intelligence.
-Flowers for Algnernon

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jimmy365
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 9:41pm UTC

you and i are going to be okay
YOU KNOW THAT, DON'T YOU?

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sammy*
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 7:44pm UTC

Pants without pockets: why
Pants with fake pockets: okay now you're just being rude

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FlipThatEmoHair
posted a quote
June 26, 2010 8:58pm UTC

It's the grace of knowing that we can all totally suck
and be a little messed up and then stand in a room with thousands of other people who are
exactly the same way, no matter how dressed up they look on the outside,
and we can be broken all the same.
- Hayley Williams

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FlipThatEmoHair
posted a quote
October 20, 2010 5:38pm UTC

Where's the glory
in repeating what
others have done?

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FlipThatEmoHair
posted a quote
October 2, 2011 11:54am UTC

HOW DID THE HIPSTER BURN HIS TONGUE?
[ He took a bite before his food was cool. ]

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FlipThatEmoHair
posted a quote
November 30, 2011 3:24pm UTC

You need to have confidence
in who you are and all the things that make you flawed and crazy in other people’s
eyes because it is a potential source of strength to realise tha t it’s okay to defend
yourself mentally, physically – in any way that you have to – and there’s nothing that
is to be celebrated more
than your absolute pure individuality.
- Emilie Autumn

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FlipThatEmoHair
posted a quote
December 2, 2011 6:09pm UTC

I think people
can stand to take themselves just a little less seriously.
I’m fighting the war against pretension.
- Ke$ha

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FlipThatEmoHair
posted a quote
December 27, 2011 11:11am UTC

A leech tastes blood and then it dies.
A bee stings only once. Are we, too, born harbouring that within us which can also
annihilate us? They say I am mad because I attempted to take my own life, but, if I
exercise my birthright and perhaps even fulfill my destiny, how can I be faulted? I am
not behaving aberrantly-- self-destruction is completely natural.
NO ONE DIES OF OLD AGE.
- The Asylum for Wayward Victorian Girls by Emilie Autumn

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FlipThatEmoHair
posted a quote
January 8, 2012 6:01pm UTC

SPEAK YOUR MIND.
Get it off your chest before it burns
a hole in your good shirt.
- Lights Poxleitner

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FlipThatEmoHair
posted a quote
February 21, 2012 4:59pm UTC

Don’t lose courage in considering your own
imperfections. They make you pretty.
SO F**KING PRETTY.
- Joel Faviere

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breanee
posted a quote
November 24, 2012 6:30pm UTC

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard & I'm like
" this is a private residence if you don’t leave I will call the police"

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andyy
posted a quote
November 21, 2012 10:57pm UTC

just an idea:
Start off 2013 with an empty jar and fill it with notes about good things that happen to you through the year. On new years eve, empty it and look back on all of the amazing things that happened that year.

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