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  1. WeirdKid.* WeirdKid.*
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 5:03pm UTC
    "Go big or go home."
    *goes home*

  2. dancegurliee dancegurliee
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 4:58pm UTC
    CRUSH VS.LIKE
    CRUSH:
    Crush is just a cute word for lúst. It’s based on looks, and you can crush on someone once you’ve seen them/ met them. Really innocent and pretty safe.
    LIKE:
    Like is when you’ve actually talked to them, and started developing feelings for them. You started to get to really know them, and you start liking them. Not really safe, can fall in love.

  3. itsemily itsemily
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 4:46pm UTC
    That walk of shame
    when you try to throw paper into the trash can and miss.
    nmf.

  4. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 4:46pm UTC
    I lay awake thinking of you too much.

  5. abigaail abigaail
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 4:38pm UTC
    Sometimes I think to myself, 'do i really want to buy another chocolare bar?'
    And then i remember that there is a suoer volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erruots it could potentially cover most of North America in ash and create acolcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
    And then Im like, heck yeah i want that chocolate bar

  6. Btrytobefunny Btrytobefunny
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 4:38pm UTC
    I must have a great butt because everytime I finish talking with someone, and walk away I hear then whisper 'what an as$'

  7. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 10:52pm UTC
    It's like I'm finally awake,
    AND YOU'RE JUST A BEAUTIFUL MISTAKE.

  8. MariaOchoa2014 MariaOchoa2014
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 10:54pm UTC
    What is more deadly
    a gun or a thought?
    a gun gives you the opportunity
    but a thought pulls the trigger.

  9. Mari_Robertson Mari_Robertson
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 10:49pm UTC
    If i was a celebrity
    i would go knocking on doors and be like hello,yes it's me


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. Leslie and Alli * Leslie and Alli *
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 10:51pm UTC
    A hoe is like humpty dumbty.
    First she gets humpty then she gets dumpty

  12. marie1616 marie1616
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 10:37pm UTC
    You should date me.

  13. ecawesomeness ecawesomeness
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 10:11pm UTC
    Yahoo! Answers
    Resolved Question
    How can I un-install my period?
    Please help!!!
    .......................................................................................................................................
    Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
    Well I heard that if you install Pregnancy, you can get rid of it for 9 months, but then you get this annoying
    pop-up that doesn't go away for 18 years, maybe more.
    format credit jimmy365 || nmq

  14. chelsearay6545 chelsearay6545
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 10:02pm UTC
    Sometimes, two people have to fall apart to realize how much they need to fall back together.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. doublesidedice doublesidedice
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 9:03pm UTC
    I get happy around crazy people.

  18. doublesidedice doublesidedice
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 9:28pm UTC
    I will forgive. Forgiveness means just that: forgiveness. It doesn't mean mercy. It doesn't mean a second chance. It doesn't mean I'll forget. I'll just forgive. Take it or leave it. Take your time thinking that through-or not-because I won't be staying to hear your decision.

  19. pinkish_girly_stuff pinkish_girly_stuff
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 9:36pm UTC
    Sometimes I Creep Myself Out........

  20. xxJadee123xx xxJadee123xx
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 9:37pm UTC
    I'm the kind of girl that people
    will talk to when they're tired
    and bored.

:)

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