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  1. LiamandSimmy LiamandSimmy
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 1:13pm UTC
    When you’re trying to cheat ,
    and you make eye contact with the teacher


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  4. xoxobieberloverxoxo15 xoxobieberloverxoxo15
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 11:22am UTC
    did you know
    cows have accents.
    There moo's sound different depending on what country they live in.

  5. Lalalalaurenx3 Lalalalaurenx3
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 11:23am UTC
    Breaking Dawn. Bella giving birth.
    GOOD MOVIE, BUT PLEASE, THAT WAS KINDA NASTY.

  6. tarad9kk tarad9kk
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 11:23am UTC
    When a teacher says
    " GET OUT"
    It really means You Have Won
    The " argument"
    nmq- xoxobieberloverxoxo15


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  8. LiamandSimmy LiamandSimmy
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2011 11:44am UTC

    HEY!
    YOU DROPPED SOMETHING..
    OH WAIT THATS JUST YOUR
    DIGNITY.

    Format by XxprettixX Removal of this credit is punishable by death.

  9. LiamandSimmy LiamandSimmy
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 8:01am UTC
    Teacher: Can you explain to me why you failed the test?
    Student: Can you explain why you failed to educate?

  10. LiamandSimmy LiamandSimmy
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 11:56am UTC
    In 20-30 years,
    one of the hardest things our kids will ever do will be finding a screename that hasn't already been taken.

  11. LiamandSimmy LiamandSimmy
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 11:17am UTC
    Last year,
    I asked Santa to bring me the sexiest person in the world
    I woke up wrapped in Christmas paper under a tree.

  12. LiamandSimmy LiamandSimmy
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 6:46pm UTC
    Im glad that music is there ,
    when noone else is.

  13. LiamandSimmy LiamandSimmy
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 6:52pm UTC
    Just when you think life is getting better
    it turns on you.


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  15. loveisjustlove loveisjustlove
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 5:01pm UTC
    is it really that hard to text me back?

  16. BreeM123 BreeM123
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 6:30pm UTC
    Behind my smile
    is a hurting heart. Behind my laugh, I'm falling apart. Look closely at me, && you will see.. the girl "i am" isnt me.♥

  17. celticsloverxx103 celticsloverxx103
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 6:55pm UTC
    Listening to the credits at the end of
    movie 's
    Because everyone is to lazy to get up and turn it off(:
    <3Only Me.?<3

  18. yellowdino16 yellowdino16
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 9:01pm UTC
    M y P a r e n t s C a l l e d M e A L i a r
    I looked them in the eyes and said:
    "santa, easter bunny, tooth fairy"
    and walked away like a boss. (;

  19. OMGIMATACO OMGIMATACO
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 7:43pm UTC
    Secretly touching something
    that has a "do not touch" sign.

  20. taytayx311 taytayx311
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 7:14pm UTC
    The cruelest thing
    you can do to a person is pretend they mean more to you than they
    actually do.

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