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2. yellowdino16
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   November 9, 2011 6:55pm UTC
   Facebook is like jail.
   You sit around and waste time, you write on walls
   and get poked by people you don't know
   
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3. taytayx311
   posted a quote
   November 9, 2011 6:47pm UTC
   BE THE TYPE OF PERSON
   YOU WOULD WANT TO MEET.
   
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4. Mollyyy
   posted a quote
   November 9, 2011 7:31pm UTC
   Today in my math class...
   we were talking about what we are going to wish for on 11/11/11, and this popular, normally dick-ish guy goes "I'm going to wish that my grandmother lives another 10 years."
   My opinion of him totally changed.
   
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5. TearsOfSteel
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   November 9, 2011 9:23pm UTC
   You know your status is good when some random person you don't know likes it ♥
   
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6. VanessaActonXXX
   posted a quote
   November 9, 2011 6:01pm UTC
   girls fake smiles,
   boys fake feelings.
   
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9. GreysonCislife
   posted a quote
   November 9, 2011 6:30pm UTC
   "I wasnt that drunk..."
   "Dude, you were telling 'Yo mama' jokes to orphans..."
   ~@GreysonCislife
   
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10. madisonnkellyy
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 6:59pm UTC
    that awkward moment when:
    you find out that your toys
    have made three movies
    behind your back. ♥
    
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11. iloveyaahx3
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 6:12pm UTC
    Quiet ones
    notice everything, but they never get noticed.
    
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12. Cutecat0413
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 5:07pm UTC
    He makes me smile.
    He makes me laugh.
    He makes me blush.
    He makes my heart stop beating.
    He gives me butterflies.
    He's always on my mind.
    He drives me crazy.
    He makes me happy.
    He makes my heart beat faster.
    He's my reason to fight.
    He gives me purpose.
    He makes me feel worth it.
    He makes my life better.
    && I swear that I love him,
    but that doesn't matter,
    because he's in love with her.
    
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13. sarahbear21097
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    November 9, 2011 6:12pm UTC
    & he has the prettiest eyes
    i have ever seen.♥
    
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14. Matthew290
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 5:13pm UTC
    I got MW3
    And I have my girlfriend
    playing it with me
    Life complete (:
    
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15. themorningwillfollow
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 7:35pm UTC
    if i could do
    anything i wanted...
    i would kiss you,
    in the middle
    of the street, on the rainiest
    day of the year.
    nmf.
    
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16. soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 5:23pm UTC
    Posting a awesomely thought up
    status on facebook, but then deleting it because no one comments or likes it.
    
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17. xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 8:33pm UTC
    Our Friendship
    was as fake as the smile I plaster on my face every time you pass by me in the halls
    
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18. xOstephh27
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    November 9, 2011 8:18pm UTC
    So, dumb guys go for dumb girls and smart guys go for dumb girls. Well, what do the smart girls get?
    Um, mainly cats.
    
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19. spencer21
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 4:01pm UTC
    the walk of shame to pick up something
    after you missed the trashcan..
    --------------- ♥ ---------------
    
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20. iNCOMPLETE_xx
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 6:29pm UTC
    Sometimes I wonder;
    how many other girls he is texting while he's texting me.
    
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