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happiest*
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August 15, 2013 3:04pm UTC

This one time in 6th grade these three girls would bully me and call me a names so instead of just taking it I put cigarettes in all of their purses and went to the counselor fake crying saying I was “worried about my friends dying of cancer” and they all got suspended and two of them got pulled out of the school by their moms

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Hale_Storm18
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August 17, 2013 12:04am UTC

Okay, so I'm allergic to walnuts. One time at lunch, this girl (who I really
don't like) gave me a brownie with nuts. I asked if the nuts were walnuts and she said that the were almonds. So, me being stupid, I put the brownie in my moth. My friends and I realized that it was walnuts in the brownie so we started yelling at the girl to get me a napkin so I could spit it out. She walked as slow as she could to get a napkin, stopped to talk to a friend on the way there, stopped to talk to a friend on the way back, and basically the whole ordeal took about 10 minutes.
And that's the story of how I almost died my freshman year.

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ltoma18
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April 8, 2013 7:03pm UTC

The reason I'm single:
Not forwarding those chain messages when I was 12.

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Livelovemusic11
posted a quote
April 8, 2013 6:50pm UTC

The older I get
the more I understand Squidward's anger.

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TellitTotheFrogs*
posted a quote
April 8, 2013 6:47pm UTC

{You can tell how smart people are////♥
by what they laugh at.

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SalemSoto
posted a quote
April 8, 2013 7:03pm UTC

I wish i can
order all my clothes off Tumblr.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
April 2, 2013 1:26pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
I take the L and R
on my headphones more seriously than I take school.

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
April 4, 2013 7:32pm UTC

Today,
I got my first instagram hate.
You wanna know what I woke up to?
'kill yourself'
And you know what I did?
I laughed and ate a pretzel

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KT_143
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April 5, 2013 4:22pm UTC

THIS IS WORTH READING, TRUST ME!
Earlier this year I was in one of my classes, and this one really nice girl asked to use the restroom, but the teacher told her no. Well the girl politely asked again, and he said no again. A few minutes later she said it was an emergency, and he still turned her down. You could tell she was obviously annoyed, but then about three minutes later asks again, and tells him it is a serious emergency, and she has to go, but he still says no. So the girl stands up in front of everyone, and her face is all red because she's embarassed, and she says to the teacher in front of EVERYONE that she just started her period, and she literally needs to use the restroom. At this point everyone is staring. The teacher STILL told her to go sit down and didn't let her go. Everyone in the class was confused and shìt, then OUT OF NO WHERE the kid next to the girl, a varsity football player, stands up and says "Don't you have a wife? Didn't you grow with your mom or sister's? She's started her period, and she needs to use the bathroom, and she's going whether you let her or not!" Then he walked over, pulled the girl with him, and walked with her to the bathroom. When they came back the doûche bag of a teacher called security on them, and the guy got suspended for standing up for the girl.
I will never forget that day. A dámn football player was man enough to stand up for a girl against a teacher and defended her on a girl problem she was having. Not many high school guys are mature enough to even say the word "period" much less do what he did.

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yourcool
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April 6, 2013 6:41pm UTC

butterflies can't see their own wings and
cannot see how beautiful they are.
people are like butterflies.

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BulletproofLove
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April 6, 2013 2:13pm UTC

My Dad has just told me that I look like Kurt Cobain and I dont know whether to be pleased that I've been compared to an awesome rock legend or offended that I apparently look like a 27 year old man.

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yourcool
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April 6, 2013 6:45pm UTC

do you think g4y marriage would be legal if
at the end of their wedding vows they said "no h0m0"?

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yourcool
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April 6, 2013 6:09pm UTC

she wears short skirts i wear
your grandads clothes, she's cheer captain and i look incredible.

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 6, 2013 6:07pm UTC

i wanna be hot enough to
make people question their se/ual orientation.

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