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  1. alldaydreamer alldaydreamer
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2013 6:55pm UTC
    Finishing a book series is like having breakup after years of being together. You need another year to repair yourself.

  2. Breathe* Breathe*
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2013 3:49pm UTC
    Why are thigh gaps so "in" ?
    What are they for anyway ?
    My thighs are friends . They wanna be close .
    And they catch my food when I drop it !

  3. Livelovemusic11 Livelovemusic11
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2013 9:16pm UTC
    It's ok if you dont laugh at my jokes cause
    I'll laugh enough for the both of us.

  4. ImNotArObOt* ImNotArObOt*
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2013 1:39pm UTC
    One time, my friend got a b○ner in class and the teacher thought it was a phone and grabbed it.

  5. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2013 12:20am UTC
    I was thinking to myself like "man the brain is pretty amazing"
    and then I realized it was my brain telling me to think that, what a cocky a.sshole.

  6. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2013 5:51pm UTC
    THe GRaSS iS
    greener where you water it.
    Format by Breeze

  7. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2013 12:26pm UTC
    I'm gonna make a tv show and it’s gonna
    be like Punk’d but it will be called stab’d and
    it’ll be me stabbing people and going “YOU’VE
    BEEN STABBED!” and everyone will laugh
    and it’ll be good family fun

  8. lucyyyloo lucyyyloo
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 10:50pm UTC
    my motto? f*ck love, we'll always have cats.

  9. grownsimba grownsimba
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2012 7:43am UTC
    Truth
    I'm too emotional and sometimes not emotional enough

  10. grownsimba grownsimba
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 8:33pm UTC
    Truth:
    Everything I tell myself when I realize that no one is looking.

  11. grownsimba grownsimba
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 2:48pm UTC
    Once you start thinking that you have to take a certain path in life, you set yourself up for disappointment. Like when I was 10, I wanted to be a firefighter. And when I was 12, I wanted to be President. And at 16, a bank robber. But, now, I’m perfectly content being who I am and I still got plenty of time to rob banks.

  12. grownsimba grownsimba
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 2:27pm UTC
    ooOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOoooo
    Cookies? I bake that.
    Ryan Gosling? I'd tap that.
    Tic-Tacs? I eat that.
    Need a break?
    Kit Kat
    OOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOoooooo

  13. grownsimba grownsimba
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2012 11:03pm UTC
    NO MORE:
    Tears running down my face
    Holding onto memories
    Staying stuck in yesterday

  14. grownsimba grownsimba
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2012 11:08pm UTC
    I'm okay.
    That doesn't mean that I don't cry.
    That doesn't mean that I'm extremely happy.
    That just means I'm good.
    I'm okay.

  15. Mydarkestsecretsxoxo Mydarkestsecretsxoxo
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 6:21pm UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    & I know,
    your sorry, but im done giving you another chance.

  16. moniraq moniraq
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 11:10am UTC
    “A library is a good place to go when you feel unhappy, for there, in a book, you may find encouragement and comfort. A library is a good place to go when you feel bewildered or undecided, for there, in a book, you may have your question answered. Books are good company, in sad times and happy times, for books are people - people who have managed to stay alive by hiding between the covers of a book.”
    - EBWhite
    Credit: ImJustMeh

  17. ChocolateChip ChocolateChip
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2011 4:11pm UTC
    ♦♦♦
    "Say you're a bird."
    Say you're a bird...Say it..
    "If you're a bird,I'm a bird."
    If you're a bird...I'm a bird...
    ♦♦♦

  18. maginot_line maginot_line
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2011 10:18pm UTC
    Why I in Weightlifting...
    10% because I want a good body
    90% to stare at hot guys with good butts
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  19. shmananas362xD shmananas362xD
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2011 6:04pm UTC
    Remember;
    Stay strong, and always look ahead.


  20. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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