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  1. LindsayElizabethXoxo LindsayElizabethXoxo
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 4:13pm UTC
    *does 5 sit-ups*
    *looks in the mirror*
    "where the f*ck are my abs? "

  2. xxdream121 xxdream121
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 4:02pm UTC
    So today in Spanish.
    This popular girl asked my teacher how to say "to cut" in Spanish.
    She looked directly at me and laughed.

  3. mlsunny mlsunny
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 6:11pm UTC
    36 Reasons Why It's Good To Be A Girl:
     
    1. We can wear guy clothes. If they wear ours, they get funny looks.
    2. Our friends don't say hello to us by punching us on the arm.
    3. Yea- PMS sucks. But at least we have a good excuse to chow down on chocolate for a week.
    4. If we're on a really big ship that happens to hit an iceberg, we'll probably get first dibs on a lifeboat.
    5. Girl talk. You know, how we just understand each other without having to explain stuff.
    6. We never have to stand at a urinal and have other girls stare at us.
    7. Dark circles under the eyes? We can just cover them up with a little concealer.
    8. We don’t have to shave our faces.
    9. We can jump around a lot and shake our hair and it looks like we know how to dance.
    10. We get yummy chocolates and flowers from guys.
    11. We don’t have to dowse our food in Tabasco sauce just to look tough
    12. When we get married we get to keep our own name or choose one that we like even better.
    13. At least one girl always survives in horror flicks.
    14. We can take stuffed animals to bed no matter how old we are.
    15. We don’t have to wear tuxedos to the prom.
    16. Nose hair, ear hair, back hair- so not a problem for us.
    17. SLUMBER PARTIES! Guys just don't know how much fun those are.
    18. We don’t have to worry about getting hurt, um, down there.
    19. That special bond we have with our moms-someday
    20.We don’t feel the need to slap our teammates butt when she makes a good play.
    21. Pick up lines. They're not something we need to practice.
    22. We can get away with wearing platform shoes without looking goofy.
    23. We give really good advice
    24.On TV shows we're always the ones that have coolest supernatural powers.
    25. We can put cotton balls between our toes, paint our nails, and not feel the least bit silly.
    26. The coolest, sweetest songs and poems have been written about us.
    27. We don’t have to sit on our wallets.
    28. And our wallets have a place for change.
    29. Our lives do not revolve around ESPN Sports Center
    30.We can wear dresses without getting really weird looks from people
    31. We are called tomboys, Boys are called girlie.
    32. We have nicer handwriting than guys. Well it’s true.
    33. Our magazines have Horoscopes.
    34. We don’t have to stuff boxers in our jeans.
    35. Female pro athletes aren’t overpaid egomaniacs.
    36. Girls with guy first names (like Alex) sound cool, but it doesn’t work the other way around.
     

  4. LindsayElizabethXoxo LindsayElizabethXoxo
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 12:09am UTC
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  5. MsBrightsidex3 MsBrightsidex3
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 4:05pm UTC
    "Hey lets watch a scary movie!"
    *several hours later*
    "Dude, walk me to the bathroom.."

  6. valroutledge valroutledge
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 9:17pm UTC
    Dear Mom and Dad,
    Thanks for giving me such a unique name,
    Sincerely, My name never on the customized key chains.

  7. emilyjonesxox emilyjonesxox
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 1:20pm UTC
    fav this, and i'll..
    comment on your profile a boys name that I think sounds good with yours. I pinky promise I'll do them all!

  8. VictoriaRose88 VictoriaRose88
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 5:11pm UTC
    SUMMER '12
    Fave[♥] If you're excited...

  9. OneDiectionInfection OneDiectionInfection
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 4:14pm UTC
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  10. Love_To_Laugh123 Love_To_Laugh123
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 3:44pm UTC
    First Day of School:
    30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 markers, 10 notebooks, 3 binders, 5 book covers, billions of peices of paper, and soo much more.
    Middle of March:
    1 pencil you found on the ground in science.

  11. meg1398 meg1398
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 10:08pm UTC
    Remember any of these
    Movies?
    Pixel Perfect
    My Date with the President's Daughter
    Luck of the Irish
    Motorcrossed
    Zenon movies
    Kim Possible: A sitch in Time
    Jump In
    Read it and Weep
    The Lizzy McGuire Movie
    Halloween Town
    The Color of Friendship
    Back to the Future
    Life is Ruff
    Even Steven's Movie
    Model Behavior
    Gotta Kick it Up
    Cadet Kelly
    Air Bud
    Right on Track
    RIP Girls
    Double Teamed
    Quints
    Tiger Cruise
    -meg1398
    comment if i missed any

  12. LindsayElizabethXoxo LindsayElizabethXoxo
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 6:12pm UTC
    "MOM MOM MOM?!? CAN YOU COME HERE?"
    "What?"
    "Can you turn off the lights?”

  13. poohbear102396 poohbear102396
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2012 4:59pm UTC
    I want a boy,
    who would shove ice cream in my face.
    Who would wrestle with me.
    Who shows me off to his friends & family.
    Who treats me with respect.
    Who would call me at four in the morning
    just to tell me that he can't stop thinking about me.
    Who sings to me, even if he can't.
    Who could break my heart, but would never even dream of it.❤
    NMF

  14. Emmi89 Emmi89
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 3:04pm UTC
    It’s amazing,
    how many friends you have when you whip out a packet of gum

  15. callm3alex callm3alex
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 1:19pm UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    When Isay, "It's a long story"
    it really just means
    I just don't want to tell you.

  16. momentoftruth1 momentoftruth1
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 1:19pm UTC
    We all have that one friend
    Who dances like a spaz on drugs

  17. marcifox marcifox
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 7:26pm UTC
    #1.
    messy buns.
    {thelittlethingsgirlslove}
    marcifox|witty

  18. marcifox marcifox
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 7:49pm UTC
    #3
    Laughing with a guy friend.
    {thelittlethingsgirlslove}
    marcifox|witty

  19. marcifox marcifox
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 8:00pm UTC
    #5
    the p e r f e c t color lip gloss you wear everyday.
    {thelittlethingsgirlslove}
    marcifox|witty

  20. marcifox marcifox
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 8:56pm UTC
    #10
    Bath and Body Works' signature s c e n t s .
    {littlethingsthatgirlsenjoy}
    marcifox|witty

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