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mcorbett105
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October 15, 2012 12:30pm UTC

Me: So I heard you like water?
Me: That's good, means you already like 70% of me.

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Jeanie05
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October 15, 2012 12:40pm UTC

I like boys who like girls who like carrots.

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BeautyMagic
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October 15, 2012 12:45pm UTC

You're lucky enough to be differrent
And thats what makes you beautiful.
Never Change ♥

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niamhdoh2010
posted a quote
October 15, 2012 12:48pm UTC

1
O.M.F.G I got a notification...right time for my Witty speech:
First I would like to thank my dog Sasha (this is for you babe) then of course my mammy and daddy and how could I forget...
wait that was me faving my own qoute....

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WeAreTheBoys
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October 15, 2012 11:58am UTC

"What did you buy me for my birthday?"
"Well...You see that pink Ferrari over there?"
"Yes!"
"I bought you a toothbrush the same colour."

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Pippa_Rose
posted a quote
October 15, 2012 12:30pm UTC

Boy: *Kneels down on one knee*
Girl: W-what are y-you doing?
*Blushes like crazy*
Boy:* Looks up and smiles* I have been
wanting to do this for a long time.
Girl: *Blushes more*
Boy: *Ties shoe*
Girl: -_-

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XxLovesickilyxX
posted a quote
October 15, 2012 12:03pm UTC

I don't need to
fIirt
I will suduce you with my awkwardness.
nmf/q

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accidentalflirtation
posted a quote
October 15, 2012 12:23pm UTC

ROSES ARE RED
violets are blue,
yes its called catching fire,
not hunger games 2

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Pippa_Rose
posted a quote
October 15, 2012 12:37pm UTC

ROSES ARE RED
violets are blue
Yes its called catching fire
Not Hunger Games 2

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Emmi89
posted a quote
October 15, 2012 11:49am UTC

Having imaginary arguments with people...
In the shower

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伤*
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October 14, 2012 10:42am UTC

If u cn reed dis nd understnd it den congrats
u cn speek da languidge ov liam payne
Format credit to OneDirection

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Witty_Queenx08
posted a quote
October 14, 2012 10:11am UTC

"Stop bullying!"
- Said, the bully

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bubblesz020
posted a quote
October 14, 2012 10:04am UTC

Today, a man who was homeless walked up to me.
He asked me if i had any spare change. I only had 2 dimes, but i gave them to him anyways.
He walked away, and i saw him put the dimes in an expired parking meter of a stranger's car.
Somebody who can't afford to feed himself, but helps others.
This gives me hope.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
October 14, 2012 4:08pm UTC

''What's wrong?''
''Nothing,'' I lied.Everything, my
mind screamed for help as a tear
rolled silently down my cheek.
''Are you sure you're ok?''
''Trust me, it's nothing.I'm just
tired.''

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
October 15, 2012 6:11am UTC

Sister: I don't see how you like sausage...
Me: ... it's food.
Sister: It looks like a weiner.
Me: *stares* funny, didn't think you'd object to having
something that looked like a weiner in your mouth.
Sister: :O MOOOOOOOM! Did you hear her?!?
Mom: *laughs* yeah, I heard her...
Sister: Mean -.-

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TouchMyCookiesAndYouDie
posted a quote
October 15, 2012 6:37am UTC

*Get's a new dog*
What I see:
Aww he's such a furry little ball of fluffiness! I'm gonna love him forever!
What my mum sees:
Little eiogeioj. He's gonna poop all over my stuff.
What my dad sees:
It eats, sleeps, poops, and takes my money...damn it, I have another kid now!

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
October 14, 2012 2:46pm UTC

I finally understand,
Rocky in the episode of Shake It Up where she meets Justin Star. I'd act just like her, if I met my favorite band.

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MsMinty101
posted a quote
October 14, 2012 2:50pm UTC

Just think
how attractive our children would be.

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buby3
posted a quote
October 14, 2012 1:55pm UTC

:)
What would you do if I broke up with you?
Get back with my ex(:
Now I see how much you care,
I'm done!!!
Hey wanna go out?
Go with your ex
You are my ex(:
Follow:)

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WeAreTheBoys
posted a quote
October 14, 2012 1:55pm UTC

If anyone ever tells you they've lost their voice...
They're lying.

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