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  1. TellmeyourSECRET TellmeyourSECRET
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 11:35am UTC
    »»» I see your brown eyes every time I
    close mine♥

  2. ThatsJustLifee ThatsJustLifee
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 12:35pm UTC
    me: Hi baby!! Aww you're sooo cute! ♥
    baby:
    me:
    baby:
    baby: *begins to cry*
    me: Aww, whats wrong?.. Oh! I know you want to play!
    *gives baby toys*
    baby:
    baby: *throws toys*
    me: Well f/ck you too then -.-
    baby:
    baby:
    me:
    baby: *vomits*

  3. mamaknickers mamaknickers
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 5:11pm UTC
    I'm not gonna see any boys from my school over summer.
    I want to be that girl that changes over summer
    and all the boys say "Wowwwwww" when she walks by.
    I want to be that girl that has boys chasing after her.
    I'm not trying to act like a wh/re,
    I just want to feel wanted.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. ZebraaxLovee ZebraaxLovee
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 1:00am UTC
    'What's the funniest thing that happened on the xfaxfor so far?'
    Louis ; "I BROKE A PENCIL IN HALF. HAHAH!"

    -onedirection

  6. brancsy brancsy
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 12:27pm UTC
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥
    >>>>>>>
    Say you love me more than you did before
    And I'm sorry it's this way
    But I'm coming home
    And if you ask me
    I will stay
    not my format
    credit: 9gag
    Stay by Miley Cyrus

  7. JustAnotherWittyGuy JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 6:18pm UTC
    Patrick:
    Are YOU Squidward?!
    Fire Hydrant:
    Patrick:
    That's okay, take your time.

  8. animallovers46 animallovers46
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 12:13pm UTC
    MRI tomorrow, it will determind if I need surgery. Really nervous.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. Jayleigh Jayleigh
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 11:57am UTC
    It's never too late♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. onedirectionbabe1232 onedirectionbabe1232
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 11:58am UTC
    Teenager post #8
    Stop believing the liars, trusting the backstabbers,and loving the heartbreakers

  13. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 11:59am UTC
    That awkward moment when
    You're trying to blow you're nose and the whole classroom goes silent.

  14. xnevershoutsalena xnevershoutsalena
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 11:59am UTC
    Please. Just STOP FIGHTING. People have every right to post what they want on here, as long as it's appropriate to the rules. STOP FIGHTING OVER IT. No matter how much you don't like a quote, or the subject of a quote, you can't get people to stop posting about it. All this useless drama is making witty the place it never was.. It's like SCHOOL. & most of us come on here because it was such a nice escape. PLEASE JUST STOP FIGHTING. Why can't we just accept each other, and each other's opinions? Please? I'm not saying stop posting about those certain subjects, I'm just saying that the fighting about it needs to end. Wouldn't you agree?

  15. Shewillbeloved_21 Shewillbeloved_21
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 11:59am UTC
    I know how it feels, to feel like the ugly friend, the fat friend, the friend that nobody wants.

  16. wildcater wildcater
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 11:59am UTC
    Dear thigh fat,
    Help the needy.
    Sincerely,
    Boobs

  17. darastarring* darastarring*
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 12:00pm UTC
    Everyone wants happiness, no-one wants pain,
    but you can't have a rainbow, without a little rain.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. xoxjillxox101 xoxjillxox101
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 12:01pm UTC
    sitting on the couch starving, but to lazy to actually get up and get yourself some food.

  20. guzgirl1996 guzgirl1996
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 12:06pm UTC
    Seeing spots,
    I wonder if I'll ever actually
    FAINT

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