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wildcater

1. wildcater
   posted a quote
   October 9, 2012 1:04pm UTC
   When I die and my life flashes before me,
   all I'm going to see is the internet.
   
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2. wildcater
   posted a quote
   October 3, 2012 1:00pm UTC
   Fav if you've ever typed "i'm okay" while crying.
   I have.
   
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3. wildcater
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   September 28, 2012 12:07pm UTC
   If she winks at you with both eyes, she wants the D.
   
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4. wildcater
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   September 28, 2012 11:52am UTC
   Thank god I found the good in goodbye ❤
   
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5. wildcater
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   July 12, 2012 9:58am UTC
   Sleep is my drug
   my bed is my dealer
   &
   my alarm clock is the police.
   
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6. wildcater
   posted a quote
   July 12, 2012 9:56am UTC
   If you wake me up & I don't get angry. . . You must be pretty special.
   
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7. wildcater
   posted a quote
   July 11, 2012 9:42am UTC
   Fave for a rate & something nice on your wall.
   I'll do everyone (;
   
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8. wildcater
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   July 11, 2012 9:31am UTC
   We're gathared aroung the campfire to sing out campfire song. Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song. And if you don't think we can sing it faster than your wrong, but it'll help if you just sing alongggg. bum bum bum (;
   
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9. wildcater
   posted a quote
   July 10, 2012 12:36pm UTC
   Your clothes are making me uncomfortable.
   Please take them off. (;
   
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10. wildcater
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 10:28am UTC
    Here's to the kids
    who plan on not giving a f*** today.
    
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11. wildcater
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 12:52pm UTC
    I hate when I go to bed and I forget to turn my swag off.
    
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12. wildcater
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 11:59am UTC
    Dear thigh fat,
    Help the needy.
    Sincerely,
    Boobs
    
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13. wildcater
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 11:12am UTC
    God made coke; He made pepsi. God made me; oh so sexy. God made river; He made lake. God made u; well, we all make mistakes
    
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14. wildcater
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 11:02am UTC
    Follow me on twitter (;
    @abbiekoschkee
    
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15. wildcater
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 10:34am UTC
    You are the left boob and I'm the other one.
    Together we are breast friends. <3
    
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16. wildcater
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 9:42pm UTC
    I'll follow everyone who faves this. Because I love everyone.<3
    
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17. wildcater
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    June 22, 2012 9:59am UTC
    Lady Gaga: You and me could wright a bad romance
    Me: *you and I
    Just me?
    
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18. wildcater
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 11:48am UTC
    Fave/Follow?
    I'm new <3
    
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19. wildcater
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 11:42am UTC
    I hate girls who think they can talk sh**t and get away with it.
    HELL NO.
    
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