Heaven is where the police are British,the mechanics are German,the lovers are French,and everything is organized by the Swiss Hell is where the police are German,the chefs are British,the mechanics are French,lovers are Swiss,and everything is organized by the Italiansnmq
MY CRUSH say your crush's name 6 times now close your eyes and make a wish about them decide whats more important love, or 10 million dollars now make another wish about love or the money repost this in 60 seconds with the subjest "MY CRUSH" and you'll get an unexpected talk from your crush
i just cant explain how i feel about you. whenever i see you i just wanna...... love you. whenever i think of you, i just wanna hear your voice. your sweet. your beautiful. your amazing. your smile makes me wanna kiss you in the rain. your eyes remind me of the stars shining bright on a summer night. i want you to hold me in your arms, and be your only love. because i love you. im just not perfect enough for you. your popular, but im just a regular girl. every girl i know thinks your amazing. but nobody ever even thinks of me. i wonder if you ever think about me, i wonder what you think of me. i try not to bother you, but i just cant help staring. and i have tried so many times to play hard to get, but i just cant. you flirt with me all the time, but i think you do that to every girl, well not EVERY girl so i must atleast mean the slightestt bit to you. even though your in a relationship, you guys never talk, and you dont seem right for eachother. if i was your girl friend... i would love you everyday- and show it. because i love you.
A dad comes home drunk and angry. He pulls out a gun and shoots his wife, then turns to the gun himself and pulls the trigger. The daughter sits behind a couch crying. The police came and took the little girl to a new family, and she went to her first Sunday school at church. She walks past the building and sees a picture of Jesus on the cross. The little girl then ask's the teacher "How did that man get off the cross?" The teacher replied "He never did." So the little girl argued; "Yes he did. Because the night that my mommy and daddy died he sat next to me behind the couch, telling me everything was going to be alright". 66% of you won't re-post this, but remember what the bible says; "Deny me in front of your friends and I shall Deny you in front of my Father". So re-post this, and remember... God saw you read this.
Today I learned many gross things about smoking like that there are about 200 poisons in cigarettes and after only a year or regular smoking there will be about a jar full of tar (yes the stuff that paves the road) sitting and coating your lungs. Plus nicotine is in them, which KILLS YOU if you have a drop of it. And carbon monoxide is in them which is the gas that comes out of a car's motor... it also kills you. There are so many other bad things in it, and it's basically a poison stick. Please Promise Me and Yourself You'll Never Do It by FAVING.<3
that awkward moment when your foot falls asleep in class and your stomping it all over the place. teacher: _________ what are you doing? Me: Oh.... uhm. Just practing for when arachnophobia comes to life. LIKE A BOSS HUH?
i wish................. Oprah was the president, cuz then everything would go like this: YOU GET A JOB! AND YOU GET A JOB! EVERYBODY GETS A JOB! COMMENT OR FAVE IF YOU WANT ME TO MAKE A SERIES! IF I GET 30 I WILL!