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12wishestonight

1. 12wishestonight
   posted a quote
   June 20, 2012 10:47pm UTC
   Heaven is where the police are British,the mechanics are German,the lovers are French,and everything is organized by the Swiss
   Hell is where the police are German,the chefs are British,the mechanics are French,lovers are Swiss,and everything is organized by the Italiansnmq
   
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2. 12wishestonight
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   June 15, 2012 11:38pm UTC
   MY CRUSH
   say your crush's name 6 times
   now close your eyes and make a wish about them
   decide whats more important love, or 10 million dollars
   now make another wish about love or the money
   repost this in 60 seconds with the subjest "MY CRUSH"
   and you'll get an unexpected talk from your crush
   
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3. 12wishestonight
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   June 15, 2012 11:36pm UTC
   why are you so damn perfect ♥
   
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4. 12wishestonight
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   April 27, 2012 11:41pm UTC
   when my "bestfriend" flirts with the guy i like...............
   I START TO FLIRT WITH WHO SHE LIKES!
   
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5. 12wishestonight
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   April 27, 2012 11:34pm UTC
   that moment when your secretly on witty at 11:32 at night and you hear a noise....
   "OH CRAP! IS MY MOM COMING FOR ME!??????????"
   
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6. 12wishestonight
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   April 27, 2012 11:17pm UTC
   what does your YOLO mean????
   
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7. 12wishestonight
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   April 27, 2012 11:14pm UTC
   THE WONDER PETS THE WONDER PETS ♥THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY!♥&& WHO ELSE SINGS THE SONG AND PICTURES THAT AWKWARD GUINEA PIG?
   
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8. 12wishestonight
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   March 31, 2012 8:11pm UTC
   i just cant explain how i feel about you. whenever i see you i just wanna...... love you. whenever i think of you, i just wanna hear your voice. your sweet. your beautiful. your amazing. your smile makes me wanna kiss you in the rain. your eyes remind me of the stars shining bright on a summer night. i want you to hold me in your arms, and be your only love. because i love you. im just not perfect enough for you. your popular, but im just a regular girl. every girl i know thinks your amazing. but nobody ever even thinks of me. i wonder if you ever think about me, i wonder what you think of me. i try not to bother you, but i just cant help staring. and i have tried so many times to play hard to get, but i just cant. you flirt with me all the time, but i think you do that to every girl, well not EVERY girl so i must atleast mean the slightestt bit to you. even though your in a relationship, you guys never talk, and you dont seem right for eachother. if i was your girl friend... i would love you everyday- and show it. because
   i love you.
   
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9. 12wishestonight
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   March 27, 2012 10:13pm UTC
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10. 12wishestonight
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    March 27, 2012 9:42pm UTC
    A dad comes home drunk and angry. He pulls out a gun and shoots his wife, then turns to the gun himself and pulls the trigger. The daughter sits behind a couch crying. The police came and took the little girl to a new family, and she went to her first Sunday school at church. She walks past the building and sees a picture of Jesus on the cross. The little girl then ask's the teacher "How did that man get off the cross?" The teacher replied "He never did." So the little girl argued; "Yes he did. Because the night that my mommy and daddy died he sat next to me behind the couch, telling me everything was going to be alright". 66% of you won't re-post this, but remember what the bible says; "Deny me in front of your friends and I shall Deny you in front of my Father". So re-post this, and
    remember... God saw you read this.
    
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11. 12wishestonight
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    March 19, 2012 12:18am UTC
    My sister- HAHA! I have alphebetical soup and can spell that your stupid!Me- Well I have cheerios and can make the shape of your body!
    
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12. 12wishestonight
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    March 6, 2012 9:28pm UTC
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13. 12wishestonight
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    March 6, 2012 8:25pm UTC
    Today I learned many gross things about smoking like that there are about 200 poisons in cigarettes and after only a year or regular smoking there will be about a jar full of tar (yes the stuff that paves the road) sitting and coating your lungs. Plus nicotine is in them, which KILLS YOU if you have a drop of it. And carbon monoxide is in them which is the gas that comes out of a car's motor... it also kills you. There are so many other bad things in it, and it's basically a poison stick. Please Promise Me and Yourself You'll Never Do It by FAVING.<3
    
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14. 12wishestonight
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    March 3, 2012 6:40pm UTC
    is it just me, or does everyone scroll past quotes with small black font no matter how long it is, and read the big colorful fonts no matter how long it is?
    lol :D
    
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15. 12wishestonight
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    March 3, 2012 6:33pm UTC
    that awkward moment when your foot falls asleep in class and your stomping it all over the place.
    teacher: _________ what are you doing?
    Me: Oh.... uhm. Just practing for when arachnophobia comes to life.
    LIKE A BOSS HUH?
    
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16. 12wishestonight
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    March 3, 2012 6:09pm UTC
    i wish.................
    Oprah was the president, cuz then everything would go like this:
    YOU GET A JOB! AND YOU GET A JOB! EVERYBODY GETS A JOB!
    COMMENT OR FAVE IF YOU WANT ME TO MAKE A SERIES! IF I GET 30 I WILL!
    
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17. 12wishestonight
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    February 21, 2012 10:17pm UTC
    && i've always wondered if you even think about me for a moment on your own.
    
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18. 12wishestonight
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    February 21, 2012 10:09pm UTC
    ...i hope you know it ain't easy for me..
    ~Taylor Swift
    
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19. 12wishestonight
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    February 21, 2012 10:03pm UTC
    HEY GUYS! CHECK OUT katiekodyjak 's profile!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    
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20. 12wishestonight
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    February 21, 2012 5:21pm UTC
    11:11
    this is your chance to make a wish. comment your best 11:11 wish, and it might just come true.
    <3
    
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