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12wishestonight
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June 20, 2012 10:47pm UTC

Heaven is where the police are British,the mechanics are German,the lovers are French,and everything is organized by the Swiss
Hell is where the police are German,the chefs are British,the mechanics are French,lovers are Swiss,and everything is organized by the Italiansnmq

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ridethewalrus
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June 20, 2012 9:02pm UTC

randomly remembering
good times
and smiling like an idiot. ♥

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AlNicholas

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June 20, 2012 7:02pm UTC

when a song describes your
situation perfectly and you're like
wtf were you watching me when
you wrote this?

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Juliiiaaaxox
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June 20, 2012 7:00pm UTC

Shrek 1 came out 11 years ago
Monsters Inc came out 11 years ago
Dylan and Cole sprouse are 20 years old
Miley Cyrus is engaged
Hillary Duff is a mom
That's So Raven has been off air for 6 years
Lizzie McGuire ended 9 years ago
Feel Old?

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xxLonelyLoverxx
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June 20, 2012 2:51pm UTC

When I first met you,
I had no idea how much you would mean to me.
♥

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HakunaaMatata
posted a quote
June 20, 2012 11:00am UTC

8 billion
PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD,
and he's the only one i want.
- Made by McFly

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MyWittyProfile
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June 20, 2012 10:50am UTC

Seeing a quote and thinking
omg..
do they stalk me?

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mayday
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June 19, 2012 9:43pm UTC

TEXTING A GIRL GOOD MORNING BEAUTIFUL INSTANTLY puts her in a good mood. It lets her know that she is the (first thing) you think about when you wake up in the morning.

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HakunaaMatata
posted a quote
June 20, 2012 11:20am UTC

I wonder if anyone ever looks at me and thinks
"wow she's beautiful!"

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jordankimberly21
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 10:29pm UTC

i'm always disappointed when
a liar's pants don't actually catch on fire.

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xxLonelyLoverxx
posted a quote
June 20, 2012 2:11pm UTC

I wish my friend's houses
were connected to mine, via secret tunnels.

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joshkarder17
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 11:58pm UTC

Apparently 4,153,237 people got married last year. I'm no math wiz...but shouldn't that be an even number?

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misshyfr
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 10:30pm UTC

That Awkward Moment
You Can't Stop Eating
Cause The Food Is That Good
♥

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keegster
posted a quote
June 20, 2012 1:01pm UTC

June 20th already? Whoa there, slow down summer.

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katherine280
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June 19, 2012 8:41pm UTC

I don't care how old I am, when I see a bubble,
I hunt it down and kill it.

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mrsivyweasley
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June 19, 2012 9:10pm UTC

Mumbling parts of a song, because you aren't sure what the lyrics are.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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jimmy365
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 11:34pm UTC

When I grow up, I promise to be thankful for:
1) The taxes I pay because it means that I'm employed.
2) The clothes that fit a little too snug because it means I have enough to
eat.
3) A lawn that has to be mowed, windows that have to be washed, and
gutters that have to be fixed because that means I have a home.
4) The spot I find at the far end of the parking lot because it means I am
capable of walking.
5) All of the complaining I hear about our government because it means
we have freedom of speech.
6) The people who talk on cellphones in restaraunts because it means
I can hear.
7) The huge piles of laundry and ironing because it means my loved ones
are nearby.
8) The alarm that goes of early in the morning because it means I'm alive.
Comment ones you think of!!
format by jimmy365

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xXxrhiannonxXx
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 4:26pm UTC

Missing someone isn't about how long it has been since you've seen them or the amount of time since you've talked. It's about that very moment when you're doing something and wishing they were right there by your side.

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ThisRandomGirl
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 1:43pm UTC

Sometimes I wish I had a car,
Just so I could blast my favorite song out the window.

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AnotherUnknownGirl

posted a quote
June 17, 2012 2:01pm UTC

Here's to the kids who don't have a dad to celebrate Father's Day with.

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