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  1. blankwolf* blankwolf*
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 5:55pm UTC
    boys are like deer, they're beautiful to look at but sometimes you want to hit them with your car

  2. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 6:00pm UTC
    Starbucks really isn't that expensive,
    When you consider what Victoria's Secret charges per cup..
    //notmine//

  3. Leah_Jane933 Leah_Jane933
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 6:18pm UTC
    I hate sitting down then BAM your thighs magically become 3843274839578957 times bigger. -____-

  4. *compassionate soul* *compassionate soul*
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 6:18pm UTC
    oy: hey honey ♥
    Girl: hey </3
    Boy: how was your day? :)
    Girl: what's it to you? :(
    Boy: did i do something wrong:o
    Girl: no :l
    Boy: then whats wrong :s
    Girl: i hate you </3
    Boy: ummmmmmm......w hy? :o
    Girl: you never do anything wrong and i mess
    up all the time :'(
    Boy: thats why you hate me?:s
    Girl: yes :/
    Boy: well then i hate you because you are too
    pretty for me and your eyes are breath taking
    and any guy would be lucky to have you. So i
    hate you for choosing me.
    Girl: u hate me? :O :(
    Boy: no stupid......i love you. . . .♥

  5. smileschangepeople smileschangepeople
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 6:19pm UTC
    try to say "carrot" with a british accent.
    there's no real reason, I just know you're trying it.

  6. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 6:20pm UTC
    If eve doomed the entire human race for an apple..
    What would she do for a klondike bar?
    //notmine//

  7. Leah_Jane933 Leah_Jane933
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 6:21pm UTC
    All day: Tired.
    Time to go to bed: Not Tired.
    Anyone Else?!

  8. LoveThisBoy LoveThisBoy
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 6:21pm UTC
    He: Are you ok?
    She: Yes.
    He: Are you sure?
    She: ...yes.
    He: Ummmm... well, I have to leave.
    She: Do whatever you want IDIOT, IGNORE ME LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO.
    He: YOU OK?
    She: Sure.
    mf/myquote

  9. DirectionerTillTheEnd DirectionerTillTheEnd
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 6:22pm UTC
    1. Which is your favorite color out of: red , black , blue , green , or yellow ?
    Green
    2. Your first initial?
    S
    3. Your month of birth?
    March
    4. Which color do you like more, black or white?
    black
    5. Your favorite number?
    23
    6. Do you like Flying or Driving more?
    Flying
    7. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?
    ocean
    8. Write down a wish (a realistic one or not. its ur life).
    To meet One Direction
    When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!) Answers:
    1. Red- You are alert and your life is full of love.
    Black - You are conservative and aggressive.
    Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
    Blue - You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
    Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
    2. If you're initial is: A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
    L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.
    S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
    3. If you were born in:
    Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
    April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
    July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.
    Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.
    4. If you chose:
    Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
    White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
    5. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.
    6. If you chose:
    Flying: You like adventure.
    Driving: You are a laid back person.
    7.. If you chose:
    Lake : You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.
    Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
    8. This wish will come true only if you add this as a new quote. Copy and paste this in the next 10 minutes, and it will come true before your next birthday.

  10. RandomScribbles RandomScribbles
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 6:24pm UTC
    I <3 Wattpad

  11. sheyannadawn72* sheyannadawn72*
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 6:24pm UTC
    sometimes, it hurts more to smile in front of everyone than to cry all alone.

  12. clairerockwell clairerockwell
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 6:24pm UTC
    GIVE ME THE CHOCOLATE,
    AND NOBODY GETS HURT.

  13. people_like_me people_like_me
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 6:28pm UTC
    Music
    SHOULD BE YOUR ESCAPE

  14. it's-an-ear-hat-john* it's-an-ear-hat-john*
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 9:04pm UTC
    Girl, let me love you
    And I will love you
    Until you learn
    To love yourself
    This is the cutest song ever!

  15. beautifulsmiles beautifulsmiles
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 8:36pm UTC
    I'm a professional at
    breaking down quietly.

  16. Monsta Monsta
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 8:33pm UTC
    going on Witty
    seeing all the broken hearts
    the lost souls
    the hateful comments
    and thinking
    There are better things to do with my life.

  17. _Dylan_ _Dylan_
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 8:34pm UTC
    [*][*][*]
    There is no tel l i ng how many m i l es you w i l l have to run
    while chasing a dream
    tumblr
    [*][*][*]

  18. sarahlikesbands* sarahlikesbands*
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 8:34pm UTC
    You can't just expect me to change
    into exactly what you want

  19. 8unny358 8unny358
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 8:35pm UTC
    And who else gets better grades in classes without attractive people to stare at during class?

  20. R_UBY R_UBY
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 8:35pm UTC
    I hope cancer gets cancer and dies ♥

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